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Evening Quickies: Bristol Palin “Whore” Screamer Apologizes

Jessica WakemanSeptember 29, 2011 //
Bristol Palin photo
  • Stephen Hanks, the Hollywood agent/sexist d-bag who screamed at Bristol Palin that her mother is a “whorey whoreface whore,” issued an apology statement to E! News through his lawyer. “I am very passionate about politics, and believe in equality for all Americans,” Hanks said. “I expressed my feelings in an improper manner in the heat of the moment, and allowed my emotions to get the better of me.” [Gossip Cop]
  • Angelina Jolie took Shiloh and Zahara to get their ears pierced at a boutique in London. Shiloh backed out at the last minute, though, after Zahara “screamed” and burst into tears getting hers done. A drama queen, just like her mother! [US Weekly]
  • Ashton Kutcher tweeted a presumed response to rumors that he cheated on Demi Moore with a woman named Sara Leal this weekend, writing “When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME.” [Twitter.com/aplusk]

Bristol Palin Rides A Bull, Confronts Heckler Who Called Her Mom “A Whorey Whoreface Whore”

Amelia McDonell-ParrySeptember 23, 2011 //


I am hardly a Sarah Palin supporter. I am also not a big fan of Bristol Palin. And I am definitely not a fan of people who express their own distaste for these two by telling the latter that the former is “a whore.” Last night, Bristol Palin was out at a bar in West Hollywood — and rode the mechanical bull — when a heckler shouted that her mother was a whore. Bristol wasn’t hearin’ that and confronted the loudmouth. Their exchange went something like this… Keep reading »

Track Was A Druggie? Bristol Had Work Before? Mercede Johnston’s Many Claims About The Palins

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comAugust 10, 2011 //

Levi Johnston‘s sister, Mercede Johnston, makes her big Playboy debut this week, taking it all off for a four-page pictorial accompanied by an interview where she launches some pretty big allegation grenades against Sarah Palin and her family. And these are in addition to the charge Bristol Palin allegedly got pregnant on purpose. After the jump, we rate the probable likelihood of Mercede’s latest claims about the Palin clan. If I were Mercede, I wouldn’t say such things about a family of sharp shooters. Keep reading »

Mercede Johnston Slams Bristol Palin, Says She Got Preggers On Purpose

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comAugust 9, 2011 //

“Levi was whipped like Todd, because Bristol is very manipulative. She’d use sex to get her way on many things … Bristol’s pregnancy wasn’t unexpected, an accident. She and Levi planned it. They were trying to conceive for months.”

—Mercede Johnston sounds off in the new issue of Playboy about her brother Levi Johnston‘s relationship with Bristol Palin and drops the bombshell that the two allegedly planned to have a child together. I would be much more inclined to believe this if the rest of her quotes in the articles weren’t so ranty. And if she were wearing clothes while she said it. [Playboy] Keep reading »

Sarah Palin Thinks She Can Win The 2012 Election

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comJuly 11, 2011 //
Sarah Palin Newsweek cover

“I believe that I can win a national election. The people of America are desperate for positive change, and deserving of positive change, to get us off of this wrong track. I’m not so egotistical as to believe that it has to be me, or it can only be me, to turn things around, but I do believe that I can win. If it came down to the family just saying, ‘Please, Mom, don’t do this,’ then that would be the deal-killer for me, because your family’s gotta be in it with you … I think Bristol has made up her mind, and Bristol wants me to run for president. But we’re still thinking about it. I’m still thinking about it.”

—Sarah Palin keeps the will-she-or-won’t-she rhetoric going in the latest issue of Newsweek while simultaneously making it pretty clear that, duh, she will. Shall we start taking bets on when she’ll making the official announcement of her entry into the race? [Newsweek] Keep reading »

The Bristol Palin/Meghan McCain Catfight Goes Another Round

Jessica WakemanJune 28, 2011 //

Bristol Palin isn’t done making catty observations about Meghan McCain. First, in her memoir, Not Afraid Of Life, she wrote Meghan was always complaining. Some of that is only fair, I suppose, after Meghan’s swipes at Sarah Palin in her own book. However, last night Bristol stopped by Fox News to bare her claws once again — this time to make Meghan look like a rich bitch elitist and a dilettante opportunist. “I just want to note that her dad is a politician and my mom is a politician, but that never defined me,” she tells Sean Hannity. “I do stuff for myself.” BRISTOL. PLEASE. Does she seriously think she’d be raking in the big bucks as an abstinence-only speaker, foxtrotting on “Dancing With The Stars,” or publishing a friggin’ memoir at age 20 if her mother was not Sarah Palin? Keep reading »

Bristol Palin Says That While Her Virginity Was “Stolen,” Levi Johnston Didn’t Rape Her

Amelia McDonell-ParryJune 27, 2011 //


Bristol Palin was on “Good Morning America” this morning, promoting her memoir, Not Afraid Of Life, and attempted to clarify that while Levi Johnston “stole” her virginity, it wasn’t date rape. She said:

“[Stolen] is what it felt like. I’m not accusing Levi of date rape or rape at all but I am just looking back with my adult eyes that I have now, and just thinking ‘that was a foolish decision.’ I should have never been underage drinking, and I should have never gotten myself into a situation like that.”

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Levi Johnston Wanted A Boy For All The Wrong Reasons

The StirJune 25, 2011 //

Bristol Palin makes many claims against Levi Johnston in her book Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, which came out on Friday. But one of the saddest came at the moment she told Johnston she was pregnant. “It better be a boy,” he told her, and it’s one part of her book I have no doubt is probably true.

The fact is, many, many men prefer boys. Whether it’s because they’re more comfortable with them or they simply aren’t evolved enough to realize girls can do anything boys can do is unclear. What is clear is that men — and some women — prefer boys.

Most of these reasons hinge on stereotypes. Read more… Keep reading »

Quickies: James Blunt’s Insensitive Tweet About Auschwitz & Quotes From Bristol Palin’s Memoir

Jessica WakemanJune 21, 2011 //
  • James Blunt tweeted a picture of himself in front of the concentration camp Auschwitz with the message, “Err … this is my hotel in Poland.” What an ass. [Buzzfeed]
  • Adele has been ordered to stop singing and avoid talking for a whole month. Noooo! [PopEater]
  • Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are trying to sell their baby pictures because what they really need is more money. [ONTD]
  • Lindsay Lohan filmed a commercial for some random website in her living room while under house arrest. The girl’s got to pay the bills somehow. [Celebitchy]
  • Memoirs of an ex-Playboy Bunny. [Good Men Project]

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Kathy Griffin On Bristol Palin’s Corrective Jaw Surgery

Jessica WakemanJune 20, 2011 //

 

Kathy Griffin is up the Palin’s collective butt again: in this clip from her Bravo comedy special “Gurrl Down,” which airs Thursday night, she has something to say about Bristol Palin‘s “corrective jaw surgery” and alleged nose/eye job. Personally, I think Kathy goes too far saying Bristol’s new chin makes her look like Jay Leno. That’s just mean-ass snarking, especially since Bristol’s new face actually looks pretty. But she got really funny when she read aloud from Bristol’s statement about how her new face was 100 percent medically necessary:

“That’s true because when I had my first face lift it was because I was fighting scurvy. And when I had my eye job it was because I had rickets.”

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