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Quickies: James Blunt’s Insensitive Tweet About Auschwitz & Quotes From Bristol Palin’s Memoir

  • James Blunt tweeted a picture of himself in front of the concentration camp Auschwitz with the message, “Err … this is my hotel in Poland.” What an ass. [Buzzfeed]
  • Adele has been ordered to stop singing and avoid talking for a whole month. Noooo! [PopEater]
  • Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are trying to sell their baby pictures because what they really need is more money. [ONTD]
  • Lindsay Lohan filmed a commercial for some random website in her living room while under house arrest. The girl’s got to pay the bills somehow. [Celebitchy]
  • Memoirs of an ex-Playboy Bunny. [Good Men Project]

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Kathy Griffin On Bristol Palin’s Corrective Jaw Surgery

 

Kathy Griffin is up the Palin’s collective butt again: in this clip from her Bravo comedy special “Gurrl Down,” which airs Thursday night, she has something to say about Bristol Palin‘s “corrective jaw surgery” and alleged nose/eye job. Personally, I think Kathy goes too far saying Bristol’s new chin makes her look like Jay Leno. That’s just mean-ass snarking, especially since Bristol’s new face actually looks pretty. But she got really funny when she read aloud from Bristol’s statement about how her new face was 100 percent medically necessary:

“That’s true because when I had my first face lift it was because I was fighting scurvy. And when I had my eye job it was because I had rickets.”

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How Bristol Palin Gave Her V-Card To Levi Johnston

Bristol Palin lost her virginity to Levi Johnston drunk on wine coolers, according to her new memoir. The pro-abstinence advocate first slept with the Playgirl model in a tent while camping at Point MacKenzie in 2006, at age 15 — and she doesn’t remember it. Keep reading »

Britta Hanson: May The Newest Palin Turn Out Better Than Levi Johnston

Gotta love a bride who wears blue jeans and pearls on her wedding day, right? Of course I am referring to Britta Hanson, 21, the new wife of Track Palin. Last Friday, we saw Britta and Track’s wedding photos. Today, we get lots more information on the newest member of the Palin clan. Not only is Britta the daughter of a preacher man—her dad is the pastor at Wasilla’s Good Shepherd Lutheran Church—she’s also tight with several other members of the Palin family. Last year, Bristol Palin called her “roomie”—the two shared a condo in Anchorage when Bristol was “scared to live by myself.” And Britta also worked for Sarah—she was the executive secretary at Alaska’s office of the governor from 2008 through this year.

Plus, Britta sounds like one of those girls who is good at everything. Keep reading »

Is Sarah Palin Moving To Arizona?

Gird your loins, Arizona: Sarah Palin might be moving in! The Atlantic Wire reports the former governor of Alaska allegedly bought an 8,000-square foot, $1.6 million home in a secluded area of Scottsdale, Arizona. The identity of the buyer is hidden on the property records, but the lawyer for the sale suspiciously replied “No comment!” when asked if the buyer was Palin. The fancy pad features six bedrooms, six bathrooms, a swimming pool and spa, a six-car garage, a wine cellar, and a guard gate. Damn! Keep reading »

Bristol Palin Got Plastic Surgery For “Medical Reasons”

“It’s not plastic surgery. I had corrective jaw surgery [in December 2010]. Yes. It improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons … so my jaw and teeth could properly realign … I don’t obsess over my face. … I am absolutely thrilled with the results. I look older, more mature, and don’t have as much of a chubby little baby face!”

Bristol Palin explains her new face to Us Weekly, to which we say: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA medical reasons! [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

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