Posts tagged "brief jerkies"

The Real March Madness: Pregnancy Fleshlight Vs. Brief Jerkies

There are some new WTF sex products on the market, peeps. Woot woot! Question is: Which one will you NOT be bringing into your bedroom this spring? The competition is on. In one corner we have the new My First Knocked Up line of male masturbators. Yes, this fleshlight simulates sex with a pregnant woman,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 20, 2012

10 Underwear Styles A Dude Shouldn’t Be Caught Dead In (NSFW)

Manties: will they ever cease to be entertaining? Especially when they are made of beef jerky. And bedazzled with rhinestones. And rumored to mix perfectly with ball sweat to enhance natural male pheromones. No, they will not. You can buy your man a pair of these tasty, meat haute couture Brief Jerkies on Etsy for…

By: The Frisky / March 6, 2012

This Week In Sex: Brief Jerkies Exist & The Semen Yogurt Bandit Will Go To Jail

Doesn’t your man deserve a pair of brief jerkies? Yes, I am talking about these edible male undies made of dried meat. Arghhhh! [LA Weekly]
Planned Parenthood recently distributed condoms with bar codes that you scan in when you’re doin’ it. Kind of like “Foursquare for people who don’t want STDs.” Um, OK!

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 2, 2012