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The Real March Madness: Pregnancy Fleshlight Vs. Brief Jerkies

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There are some new WTF sex products on the market, peeps. Woot woot! Question is: Which one will you NOT be bringing into your bedroom this spring? The competition is on. In one corner we have the new My First Knocked Up line of male masturbators. Yes, this fleshlight simulates sex with a pregnant woman, sorry, I mean a headless, limbless pregnant torso. Best of all, they come in different races. Sexxxy. Duking it out FTW are Brief Jerkies, a style of underwear a dude shouldn’t be caught dead in. Made of beef jerky, bedazzled with rhinestones and rumored to mix perfectly with ball sweat to enhance natural male pheromones, these meat haute couture manties are contendahs. So … which sex product is crazier? Cast your vote.

Which Is The Crazier Sex Product?

  • Disembodied, pregnant fleshlights are too hot -- and nuts -- for words. (70%, 308 Votes)
  • I want to eat those Brief Jerkies off my man. (30%, 130 Votes)

Total Voters: 438

10 Underwear Styles A Dude Shouldn’t Be Caught Dead In (NSFW)

Manties: will they ever cease to be entertaining? Especially when they are made of beef jerky. And bedazzled with rhinestones. And rumored to mix perfectly with ball sweat to enhance natural male pheromones. No, they will not. You can buy your man a pair of these tasty, meat haute couture Brief Jerkies on Etsy for a mere $15. But really, would you destroy his self-esteem like that for the sake of your own amusement? Well, maybe you would. 

This slideshow needs no further introduction, but I will just say that, after doing some research on the subject, I will never be the same. Click through to see some more manty styles that a dude should never be caught dead in. [Etsy]

This Week In Sex: Brief Jerkies Exist & The Semen Yogurt Bandit Will Go To Jail

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  • Doesn’t your man deserve a pair of brief jerkies? Yes, I am talking about these edible male undies made of dried meat. Arghhhh! [LA Weekly]
  • Planned Parenthood recently distributed condoms with bar codes that you scan in when you’re doin’ it. Kind of like “Foursquare for people who don’t want STDs.” Um, OK! [The Stir]
  • Guys, some things we wish you would do less of … in bed. [College Candy]
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