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The Boob Tube: Must-See TV For The Week Of October 18, 2010

We’re several weeks into the fall television season, and there are fresh episodes of all our favorite new dramas. But I would like to declare this the official Week of Reality Television. Why? Because the shows I’m most looking forward to all fit into the unscripted category. Although, I guess that opens us up to a debate about how real reality television really is? Anyhoo, after the jump, Patti Stanger takes Manhattan, the “Jersey Shore” crew heads to the Everglades, and Bret Michaels and Vanilla Ice both get brand-new shows.
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Bret Michaels Didn’t Eat To Prepare For His Nakey Billboard Cover

“I didn’t eat for a day and I did about 2,000 sit-ups … I said, ‘Listen, I have two requests—good lighting and a warm room. That’s all I’m asking for.’ If I’m walking out with it all f**king hanging out there for the world to see then, well, I need good lighting and a warm room.”

Bret Michaels on how he prepared to strip down for the cover of Billboard magazine [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Do Not Want: Bret Michaels Strips Down For Billboard

Why does this Billboard cover photo of a naked Bret Michaels look like it was drawn by a high school senior using colored pencils? The shading on the abs is impressive, though the face looks a little overworked. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

Quotable: Bret Michaels On Committing To Kristi Gibson, Maybe

“I gave her a promise ring on Christmas Day. There’s no date for a marriage, but we love and respect each other, and one day I will make an honest woman out of her. We’ve been on and off since the mid ’90s, and the great thing about Kristi is that she never said, ‘If you don’t marry me, I’m leaving.’ She went into this relationship with her eyes wide open. When we were broken up, I did ‘Rock of Love’—which was a train wreck of a show, and probably not the best way to find true love. But that made me appreciate her even more! … Now that I’m in a relationship, I can still have a great time with women. You just don’t go all the way. The party stays in the front of the bus, not the back.”

Bret Michaels talks about the rumors that he’s engaged to the mother of his two kids, Kristi Gibson. We’re just hoping that by “great time” he means “discussing French philosophy” and not “doing everything but the horizontal polka.”[Us Weekly via Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Bret Michaels Won’t Let Aging Groupies Suffer Alone


Even though the concept of the show sounds like a snoozefest, last night’s “Do Something Awards” on VH1 was surprisingly entertaining. The big celebrity winner of the night was Leonardo DiCaprio, for donating $1 million to the Haiti Relief Fund. The big civilian winner was 23-year-old Jessica Posner, who started a school for girls in the largest slum in Africa. She took home a $100,000 check for her cause. VH1 livened things up by getting the awesome Jane Lynch to host. (Academy Awards, are you listening?!?!) And they also created some hilarious videos for the event, like this one from Bret Michaels. “After years of hard public and private service both on the road and on bended knees, many groupies have found themselves with personal and financial problems,” he says without cracking a smile. “That’s why me and my colleagues have banded together to start Groupie Love, the first retirement community for aging groupies.” Oh wait, wasn’t the “Rock of Love” bus technically the first? Keep reading »

Bret Michaels And Miley Cyrus Duet On “Good Morning America”


Look, I’m a Poison fan from way back. I even have a thong somewhere that says “Poison Partied Here” on the crotch. I’m not into Bret Michaels the TV star — I prefer Bret Michaels the Rock Star. And I most certainly do not approve of the Bret Michaels who allows Miley Cyrus to duet with him on the classic hair metal ballad “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” Is nothing sacred? Keep reading »

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