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Bret Michaels: Weather Man

Last week, before his appearance on “Bachelor Pad” last night or the news that he’s teaming up with Donald Trump for a reality series that sounds like far too wholesome (concept: Bret helps people “overcome their problems”), Bret Michaels had another TV gig. On the Weather Channel. Apparently, he did a little storm chasing for the network, showing footage taken out of his tour bus window. “This is Bret Michaels. I am on tour and heading into one of the most insane storms I’ve ever seen,” he says. “You’ve got to see this lightning, check it out. Woah. The wind’s gotta be blowing at least 40 mph. All kinds of insane lightning strikes. This is awesome. Scary, but cool.” He also took footage from his private plane as they flew over Omaha. “The only thing you’re seeing is rooftops of some of these buildings. Bridges gone,” he said. “A lot of good people here, including my sisters, they’ve been hit hard by the flooding. So let’s hope for the best.” Indeed. Maybe he and Donald can make that their first stop? [Hollywood Reporter] Keep reading »

Bret Michaels’ Cruise Is Canceled?!?! Some Others You Could Go On, Instead.

Bad news, guys. If you reserved yourself a cabin for the Bret Michaels‘ Super Cruise—the four-day boat trek from Miami with Mr. Poison himself this summer—it has officially been cancelled. According to the company that arranged it, the event was nixed because of “lack of participation.” But Bret says that isn’t the case at all. He says the cruise was coordinated by “a less-than-reputable promoter … who feels he can take advantage of both artists and fans.” He said, “I want to reassure everyone that I have went out of my way to try and make this the best fan cruise on the high seas … Know that I am working hard to right this wrong. All money will be refunded to you.” [TMZ]

But really, dry your eyes. Here are some other pop culture cruises you can go on this year. Keep reading »

Steven Tyler Just Adores Pamela Anderson And Her Pee

“I remember the first time I saw [Pamela Anderson] at the MTV Europe Music Awards at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin. She was going out with that guy in Poison, Bret Michaels. She was so hot so I lied and said, ‘What the f**k are you doin’ with that jerk? You know I was going to be here.’ So pretentious, so rock star, but then again I’d drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it comes from.”

Steven Tyler was quite taken with Pamela Anderson the first time they met. If every excerpt of Steven’s memoir Does The Noise In My Head Bother You? is this good, I’ve got to read it immediately. [Seattle Weekly] Keep reading »

Bret Michaels Taught Charlie Sheen Everything He Knows About Trashing Hotel Rooms

“[He] wasn’t doing a good job at first. I said, ‘You gotta really let it out man! You gotta let it out and bust this stuff.’ He showed me how to do films and make money, and I showed him out to lose a lot of money by smashing up hotel rooms.”

Bret Michaels tells “Access Hollywood” that he gave Charlie Sheen a crash course into how to smash up a hotel room. In return, we can only hope Charlie gave Bret some of the drug he calls Charlie Sheen. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Bret Michaels “Feels Awesome” About Getting Engaged

“In my mind, it wasn’t supposed to happen like that — I wanted it to be a little more like the movies, where the white horse gallops up and all that stuff. But when Kristi said, ‘I don’t need this ring, I don’t need the piece of paper, I love you no matter what,’ she took the pressure off. She used reverse psychology on me, and it worked! … They swore I was the guy who would never, and it feels awesome.”

Bret Michaels talks about finally proposing to Kristi Gibson, his on-and-off girlfriend for the past 16 years and the mother of his children, on the balcony of their house, in the season finale of “Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It.” I guess this means no more seasons of “Rock of Love”? [People] Keep reading »

Did Bret Michaels Have An Affair With Tish Cyrus?

It seemed rather abrupt when Miley Cyrus‘ parents, Billy Ray and Tish, announced that they were getting divorced last week after 17 years together. But now the tabloids are offering up a possible answer. Us Weekly is claiming that Tish had an affair with … yeah, I’m building the suspense … Bret Michaels.
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The Boob Tube: Must-See TV For The Week Of October 18, 2010

We’re several weeks into the fall television season, and there are fresh episodes of all our favorite new dramas. But I would like to declare this the official Week of Reality Television. Why? Because the shows I’m most looking forward to all fit into the unscripted category. Although, I guess that opens us up to a debate about how real reality television really is? Anyhoo, after the jump, Patti Stanger takes Manhattan, the “Jersey Shore” crew heads to the Everglades, and Bret Michaels and Vanilla Ice both get brand-new shows.
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Bret Michaels Didn’t Eat To Prepare For His Nakey Billboard Cover

“I didn’t eat for a day and I did about 2,000 sit-ups … I said, ‘Listen, I have two requests—good lighting and a warm room. That’s all I’m asking for.’ If I’m walking out with it all f**king hanging out there for the world to see then, well, I need good lighting and a warm room.”

Bret Michaels on how he prepared to strip down for the cover of Billboard magazine [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Do Not Want: Bret Michaels Strips Down For Billboard

Why does this Billboard cover photo of a naked Bret Michaels look like it was drawn by a high school senior using colored pencils? The shading on the abs is impressive, though the face looks a little overworked. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

Quotable: Bret Michaels On Committing To Kristi Gibson, Maybe

“I gave her a promise ring on Christmas Day. There’s no date for a marriage, but we love and respect each other, and one day I will make an honest woman out of her. We’ve been on and off since the mid ’90s, and the great thing about Kristi is that she never said, ‘If you don’t marry me, I’m leaving.’ She went into this relationship with her eyes wide open. When we were broken up, I did ‘Rock of Love’—which was a train wreck of a show, and probably not the best way to find true love. But that made me appreciate her even more! … Now that I’m in a relationship, I can still have a great time with women. You just don’t go all the way. The party stays in the front of the bus, not the back.”

Bret Michaels talks about the rumors that he’s engaged to the mother of his two kids, Kristi Gibson. We’re just hoping that by “great time” he means “discussing French philosophy” and not “doing everything but the horizontal polka.”[Us Weekly via Celebitchy] Keep reading »

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