Bra sizes are about to hit the second half of the alphabet: meet the L cup. Yes, the L cup! Lingerie company Bravissimo is now selling the first-ever L cup, apparently, after the the KK cup they introduced two years ago failed to meet their well-endowed customers’ needs. The L cup fits a 28-inch back size, comes in black, nude, white and petal pink and in my opinion, it’s very classy. It’s a shame that model Sheyla Hershey, who allegedly held the record for the world’s largest breasts with silicone 38KKKs until they had to be removed because they were killing her, wouldn’t fit into them anymore! If there are L cups walking amongst us, aren’t they in possession of the world’s biggest boobs now? I’m so confused. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »
“I must, I must, I must increase my bust” is so
1985. And inserting silicone or saline implants in your chesticles is so
last decade. At the forefront of breast enhancement technology? The Top Charming Breast Simulator will vibrate and rub the ever-loving s**t out of your tits until they swell with delight. Charming? Charming! Keep reading »
Skinny dipping is nice, right? Well, some women in France like the feeling of swimming topless so much that they’ve gone as far as to stage protests in pools. The feminist group, called les Tumultueuses, has taken to showing up at pools with bikini tops and asking the men to wear them to prove a point: if women have to cover their breasts in a pool, then so too should guys (well, their man boobs at least). Surprisingly, many of the men have reacted positively, gladly putting on a bikini top with a humorous disposition and continuing their workout. A large number of the men who didn’t take the bikini top said (in typical man fashion) that it’d be better for the woman to take off her top so that they be equal. At one particular protest, police came, and declared that showing one’s breasts is a sexual exhibition and against the law and is apparently punishable by up to one year in prison or a fine of 15,000 euros! Let the debate on whether exposed boobage is in fact a sexual act begin. [Rue 89 (in French)] Keep reading »
Reports have surfaced that Katy Perry seems to have recently experienced a reduction in breast size. But what really happened is a different story. Did Perry get her boobs reduced?
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Are you a girl who likes girls? No? Well, then are you a girl who likes girls’ boobs? You might be a “boobs-only lesbian,” according to the cheeky website BoobsOnlyLesbians.com, which posts photos of ladies enjoying each other’s tatas. The website is only for tatas, though. Claiming “you can touch yourself down there but I don’t want to,” BoobsOnlyLesbians.com say they cater to the sexual preferences of ladies — BOLs, if you will — with an “aversion to the vag.” (Cough, and straight men, cough.) While I fancy a lovely pair of boobs myself, I’m not sure actual lesbians would appreciate the co-optation of the term. Maybe we could all just agree to appreciate boobies — without labels. [BoobsOnlyLesbians.com] Keep reading »
Uh oh. We’ve heard this story before. Amy-Erin Blakely of Orlando, Florida, filed a sexual harassment lawsuit claiming she was fired from her job at The Devereux Foundation for complaining that managers made comments about her big breasts. Blakely also said she was told that her co-workers couldn’t concentrate in meetings because her boobs were such a distraction and that someone in management “talked about how large her breasts were and that she needed to ‘hide them,’” said her lawyer, Gloria Allred. Worst of all, she alleged that she was told by a manager she would not be promoted above her position as assistant executive director because she was “too sensual”! Keep reading »
Dangerous boobs are everywhere in 2010! Following on the heels (nipples?) of Katy Perry’s firework breasts, Lady Gaga shows off her mammary menace to society on the cover of GQ Italy. Let’s hope she doesn’t try to breastfeed anyone with that thing. [Cover Awards] Keep reading »
What’s a woman thinking when a guy checks out her breasts?
“There’s a time and a place for scoping out a lady’s goods and there’s a time when to do so will earn you a slap in the face or unflattering international press. Let Asylum’s token girl explain the difference, and lay down the law about checking out a nice rack.”
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I don’t know what it is with Katy Perry and her boobs. First, she does a video with whip cream shooting out of her ta-tas. Then she gets kicked off “Sesame Street” for exposing too much cleavage. And in her latest video, “Firework,” fireworks shoot out of her breasts and … save the world. It’s like Katy’s boobs are a force of nature. Or the central theme of her life. And if we see them do enough amazing things, we may come to worship them. In any case, enjoy Katy’s new fireworks breasts. Keep reading »