Posts tagged "breasts"

New York Times Story On Melons Can Be Read 2 Ways

When I was younger, my friends and I used to take Mad Libs and fill in every blank space with dirty words and then laugh at how naughty we were.

Kelli Bender | August 18, 2010 - 7:30 pm

Will You Take It All Off On Topless Saturday?

The right to bare … breasts? This Saturday marks the third annual “Go Topless” protest in which women are encouraged to take off their shirts and go topless in the…

Julie Gerstein | August 18, 2010 - 12:40 pm

Jessica Simpson Is Talking About Her Body. Again.

Jessica Simpson really fails at this setting-a-good-example thing. I know “The Price of Beauty,” her VH1 reality show, tries to impart the idea that beauty comes in all shapes, sizes…

Jessica Wakeman | August 18, 2010 - 11:20 am

What The Hell Is Breast-Painting?

Breasts are good for lots of things, like feeding newborns and painting exquisite abstract artwork. A Russian artist named Victoria excels at the latter, dipping her jugglies on a palette…

Jessica Wakeman | August 4, 2010 - 4:50 pm

What The Hell Is “Breast Ironing”?

Hold on to your girls before you read this, ladies.

There is a practice called “breast ironing” in the African country of Cameroon, a practice which involves flattening…

Jessica Wakeman | July 22, 2010 - 3:40 pm

Who Has The Biggests Boobs In The World?

Today, The Smoking Jacket investigates which woman in the world has the biggest boobs. Recently, Sheyla Hershey made headlines when she experienced complications while undergoing her umpteenth boob job on…

Susannah Breslin | July 22, 2010 - 3:10 pm

Big Boobs Will Get You Raped, And Other Lessons From The Mel Gibson Playbook

We know Mel Gibson likes beavers. But the star has a terribly sexist attitude towards other ladyparts — breasts, to be exact.

A week ago we were all…

Jessica Wakeman | July 22, 2010 - 11:50 am

Possessing The World’s Largest Breasts Creates A Unique Set Of Problems, Woman Finds

If there’s one thing I like more than a boobs story, it’s a deadly boobs story. Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey, 30, of Houston, Texas, is in possession of the world’s…

Jessica Wakeman | July 14, 2010 - 1:40 pm

Paper Towels, The Cheapest Alternative To Breast Implants

I was 10 years old and all I wanted was boobies. I wanted them so badly I would buy balloons, fill them up with water and then stick them in…

Carli Alexa Blau | July 12, 2010 - 5:45 pm

Daughter Wants “Artsy” Footage Dad Filmed Of Her Breasts Out Of NYU’s Archives

When Emma Tamburlini was 11 years old, her father, the late Pop artist Larry Rivers, began videotaping her and her sister every six months, naked or topless, and talking about…

Jessica Wakeman | July 8, 2010 - 3:20 pm

British Magazine Writer Says Breastfeeding Is “Creepy” And I Kind Of Agree

Uh oh, mommy-blogger kerfluffle! The deputy editor of the UK’s Mother and Baby magazine, Kathryn Blundell, has ruffled some feathers after describing breastfeeding as “creepy.” In a recent article in…

Jessica Wakeman | June 29, 2010 - 4:00 pm

Dear Wendy: “I Have Inverted Nipples”

I recently began to rekindle a romance with a guy I dated for a short time and have kept in touch with on and off for a few years. When…

Wendy Atterberry | June 21, 2010 - 3:30 pm

Do Boobs Have Their Own “Eras”? Let’s Ask Playboy!

Bored at work? A little horny? Head right on over to Playboy’s website for a gratuitous boob photo spread on the “Evolution of the Boob”! Playboy dipped into their old…

Jessica Wakeman | June 14, 2010 - 6:50 pm

Russian Model With Circus Boobs Says Turbulence Ruined Her Plastic Surgery

It probably hurt, but Russian model Iren Ferrari learned a valuable life lesson about plastic surgery: Ferrari is suing a Swiss airline after she says turbulence burst her size 44J…

Jessica Wakeman | June 10, 2010 - 6:10 pm

I Removed My Breasts

For the last five months, I’ve been walking around with one-and-a-half breasts. The reason: My breast reconstruction, a two-part surgical process that began with expanders and will end with the…

Lemondrop | June 8, 2010 - 6:20 pm

Topless Transgender Women Told To Cover Up At Beach, Spared Arrest By Their Boy Parts

Welcome to womanhood, ladies! A group of transgender women sunbathing topless at Rehoboth Beach in Delaware over Memorial Day weekend drew the finger-wag of a lifeguard when they refused to…

Jessica Wakeman | June 4, 2010 - 11:20 am

Get The Big Breasts You’ve Always Wanted … With A Boob Scarf

If I had a “boob scarf,” I would be forced to fling it over my shoulder and knock peeps in the face with my titties. But that’s just me. See…

Jessica Wakeman | June 1, 2010 - 2:20 pm

Why Do Men Love Breasts?

Ya know, there are some things in life that just aren’t meant to be understood. The duck-billed platypus. In-laws. Celery. How Charlie Sheen gets work. So trust me when I…

The Stir | May 30, 2010 - 5:00 pm

Tennis Player Simona Halep’s Breast Reduction Deflates Her Fan Base

This is all kinds of creepy: fans of 18-year-old Romanian tennis player Simona Halep petitioned the player (on Facebook and elsewhere) against getting a breast reduction when she announced her…

Jessica Wakeman | May 26, 2010 - 5:10 pm

Quotable: Is A Boob Man

“I’m not a gold digger, I’m a boob digger. I like boobs.” from The Black Eyed Peas, who unfortunately did not call himself a “butt digger,” because that would…

Jessica Wakeman | May 24, 2010 - 5:50 pm
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