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The Smartest Thing You’ll Read About Kate Middleton’s Boobs

“[W]hat does it say about our culture that it’s plausibly a ‘nightmare’ for a physically attractive 30-year-old woman to be seen topless at a private home with her husband? I…

Jessica Wakeman | October 16, 2012 - 4:40 pm

RIP Society: German Booze Poured Over Hungarian Playmate’s Naked Breasts Before Bottling

If your only contact with the female sex — say, perhaps, by court order — is through alcoholic beverages that have been poured over their naked cleavage prior to bottling,…

Jessica Wakeman | October 2, 2012 - 1:40 pm

The Best Boobs At Fashion Week (NSFW)

Another fall, another round of intense fashion weeks. Whether we’re talking Melbourne or Milan, one thing remains a constant — there are a lot of damn boobs on the runway.

Julie Gerstein | October 1, 2012 - 3:00 pm

The Best Boobs At The 2012 Emmy Awards

Who here likes boobs? That’s right, everybody likes boobs. Your probably touching yours right now, if you have ‘em (pervert). In the spirit of our collective boob-preciation, we’ve decided to…

Julie Gerstein | September 24, 2012 - 12:20 pm

Alison Pill Accidentally Posts Topless Photo On Twitter

Whoopsies! “The Newsroom”‘s Allison Pill accidentally tweeted a topless photo of herself with glasses. After blasting her tatas to her 13,000+ followers, Allison Pill tweeted an apology: “Yep. That picture…

Jessica Wakeman | September 12, 2012 - 3:00 pm

No, Michelle Obama Topless On A Magazine Cover Is Not “Artsy”

Plenty of absurd things are “artsy,” like crafting Jesus on the cross out of elephant feces or giving birth inside an art gallery as a live action installation. But a…

Jessica Wakeman | August 27, 2012 - 4:20 pm

Planned Parenthood Launches Breast Health Initiative

Did you know that one in eight women will be diagnosed with breast cancer in her lifetime?

This astonishingly high statistic is one of the many things I…

Daley Quinn | August 21, 2012 - 5:00 pm

8 Ways To Beat Breast Sweat

Big tits and August don’t mix. In this hot hot heat, sweating bullets could kill your good looks, no thanks to gross breast sweat. I once had a dude dip…

Simcha | August 5, 2012 - 12:00 pm

Company Tweets Baby Bottles Will Help “Reclaim Your Wife”

Breasts. You may have heard of their alternate use as feeding mechanisms for tiny offspring. You may also have heard of their function in women’s sexual pleasure. But let us…

Jessica Wakeman | July 24, 2012 - 3:20 pm

“Not Homeless, Need Boobs”: Ohio Woman Begging For Boobs On The Street

There’s a couple of speed bumps on the street in Akron, Ohio, but they’re not the type you are thinking of: a 37-year-old woman identified only as Chrissy is panhandling…

Jessica Wakeman | July 13, 2012 - 2:40 pm

15 Great Moments In Celebrity Underboobage

There are many, many different types of cleavage, but the one that seems to cause the most controversy is the underboob. No wonder Rihanna (seen above, performing this weekend) is on…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 10, 2012 - 8:00 am

Jessica Simpson & 14 Others Celebs’ Post-Baby Boobs

Good morning! This is what Jessica Simpson’s baby daughter Maxwell Drew wakes up to every morning. Jessica wanted to spread the wealth so she tweeted this photo of her post-baby…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 25, 2012 - 11:00 am
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