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No, Michelle Obama Topless On A Magazine Cover Is Not “Artsy”

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Plenty of absurd things are “artsy,” like crafting Jesus on the cross out of elephant feces or giving birth inside an art gallery as a live action installation. But a drawing of Michelle Obama topless on the cover of Spain’s Magazine de Fuera de Serie is plain old tasteless. In my opinion, they have every right to depict her artistically, even in poor taste. But that doesn’t mean they should do it. Keep reading »

Planned Parenthood Launches Breast Health Initiative

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Did you know that one in eight women will be diagnosed with breast cancer in her lifetime?

This astonishingly high statistic is one of the many things I learned about breast health at Planned Parenthood’s Breast Health Initiative briefing yesterday. Surrounded by some incredibly influential and inspirational women, including Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards and actress/activist Gabrielle Union, I was informed about the lives that screenings have already saved and the ways in which Planned Parenthood is expanding their services. Keep reading »

8 Ways To Beat Breast Sweat

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Big tits and August don’t mix. In this hot hot heat, sweating bullets could kill your good looks, no thanks to gross breast sweat. I once had a dude dip a finger in my cleavage on a 100-degree day only to retract his hand in horror. Oh strapless bra, you sold me down a river, literally! But since then, I’ve learned to beat the heat and you can too. So, don’t let your melons become watermelons this summer. Save yourself with these tips… Keep reading »

Company Tweets Baby Bottles Will Help “Reclaim Your Wife”

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Time magazine's breastfeeding cover is just a tad provocative. Read More »

Breasts. You may have heard of their alternate use as feeding mechanisms for tiny offspring. You may also have heard of their function in women’s sexual pleasure. But let us not forget the real purpose of a lady’s chesticles: sexual pleasure for her husband.

And all that time a new mama spends nursing? That’s time her hubby isn’t playing with his boobs.

Thus seems to be the logic behind baby bottle manufacturer Bittylab’s recent tweets advertising their product, called Bare, which read “New baby? Reclaim your wife” and “Feeling like you’re competing with your newborn for mommy’s attention? Meet BARE air-free #babybottles.” Keep reading »

“Not Homeless, Need Boobs”: Ohio Woman Begging For Boobs On The Street

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14-year-old girl urged to get breast implants by her mother. Read More »

There’s a couple of speed bumps on the street in Akron, Ohio, but they’re not the type you are thinking of: a 37-year-old woman identified only as Chrissy is panhandling for breast implants. Clad in a bikini, Chrissy holds a sign reading “Not homeless. Need boobs.” The college student and single mom says her bartender job pays the bills, but won’t cover the $5,000 she needs for new boobs. I appreciate her honesty about what she is going to use the money to do — I mean, at least she’s not going to do a hit of crack. But fake tits are not a “need,” lady. [Daily Mail UK]

TIME Magazine Goes There With Toddler Breastfeeding Cover

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Whoa. Hi there, TIME magazine. You went there, didn’t you?

I’m as pro-breastfeeding-in-public as one can be, but this cover photo the intentional provocation of this cover annoys me.  The 26-year-old mother Jamie Lynne Grumet is model-hot and that’s no accident; nor is it an accident that her child she is breastfeeding is three-years-old, an age which some may argue is “too old” to be nursing at their mama’s breast. I make no judgments about this mother’s attachment parenting or breastfeeding. But I wonder, will the visceral reaction to this provocative cover  — which I would place bets on being covered up at newsstands, a la Cosmopolitan titties —  do more harm to the parenting tactics she believes in than it will do good?  

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Nightmares About Her Boobs Shrinking

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“I actually had a nightmare the other night that people were trying to deflate my boobs while I was working. They had tubes and I was trying to work, but they kept getting smaller. I was like: ‘Guys, don’t take them away!’ I’m getting issues about it, I think.”

– I would love to be a fly on the wall when Jennifer Love Hewitt discusses this nightmare in therapy.  [The Sun UK]

Meghan McCain Saw A Therapist Because Everyone Was Trashing Her Body

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“I don’t even feel like it was a mistake anymore. I don’t really believe in the concept of mistakes. Now I’m very sensitive to any pictures taken of myself at photoshoots and whatever because the internet has this very weird —especially people in politics — this very weird reaction to my body, because I’m not super skinny. I have large breasts. I know! They’re real, I can’t do anything about it and the internet just has this really weird reaction to my body … I’ve seen a therapist about it, if that means anything. There’s like this obsession (with my body). I think people don’t understand why I haven’t lost a bunch of weight right now, because [sarcastic] ‘all women in the media should lose a bunch of weight if they want to go on television to talk about anything.’” 

– Meghan McCain discusses BoobGate (aka that time she tweeted a very boobalicious photo, apparently by accident) and how much negative attention that’s been heaped upon her body as she’s become a conservative pundit. Now, I’ve always thought Meghan McCain was nepotistic and kind of annoying. But in the past few years, I’ve admired the way that she’s taken every incident where a douchebag has tried to body-shame her or slut-shame her and fought back. Unfortunately, I’m not the least bit surprised that bullying from Glenn Beck would send a girl into therapy! [YouTube via Nerve]

Evening Quickies: Rihanna Tweets Topless Pic

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Rihanna tweeted a racist dig at Chris Brown's new girlfriend. Read More »
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Of course Miley Cyrus tweets about her boobs. Read More »
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Whitney Houston left everything in her will to daugther Bobbi Kristina. Read More »
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  • Rihanna tweeted a topless pic of herself from the set of a music video,  although her arms and some hairy thing is covering her boobs. What is that thing? [Twitter.com/Rihanna]
  • Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz — he’s Penelope Cruz’s younger brother — have split. [US Weekly]
  • JWoww is being sued by her former landlord because a couple scenes from “Jersey Shore” were filmed in parts of a home she rented from him without permission. [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Sandra Bullock and Brett Ratner released a joint statement blasting In Touch for claiming they hooked up at the Oscars. “We both had a great time after the Oscars, just not with each other,” they said. [PopBytes]
  • Lady Gaga is supposedly “cringing” over a Lifetime biopic of her life is based on Fame Monster, the unauthorized biography about her published last year. [PopCrush] Keep reading »

Boobs On The Run(way): 19 NSFW Fashion Week Boobs

Boobs happen. Everywhere. Even on the fanciest runways of some of the top fashion houses in the world. Whether they’re intentional — as in the sheer confections of the latest Christian Dior collection — or unintentional — like when a model’s nipple accidentally slips out of a silky gown, there are an awful lot of boobies on the runway. And we’ve collected some of our favorite just for you in this very, very NSFW gallery. Check out all the fabulous breasts after the jump.

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