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Planned Parenthood Launches Breast Health Initiative

Did you know that one in eight women will be diagnosed with breast cancer in her lifetime?

This astonishingly high statistic is one of the many things I learned about breast health at Planned Parenthood’s Breast Health Initiative briefing yesterday. Surrounded by some incredibly influential and inspirational women, including Planned Parenthood President Cecile… More »


8 Ways To Beat Breast Sweat

Big tits and August don’t mix. In this hot hot heat, sweating bullets could kill your good looks, no thanks to gross breast sweat. I once had a dude dip a finger in my cleavage on a 100-degree day only to retract his hand in horror. Oh strapless bra, you sold me down a river,… More »


Company Tweets Baby Bottles Will Help “Reclaim Your Wife”

Breasts. You may have heard of their alternate use as feeding mechanisms for tiny offspring. You may also have heard of their function in women’s sexual pleasure. But let us not forget the real purpose of a lady’s chesticles: sexual pleasure for her husband.

And all that time a new mama spends nursing? More »


“Not Homeless, Need Boobs”: Ohio Woman Begging For Boobs On The Street

There’s a couple of speed bumps on the street in Akron, Ohio, but they’re not the type you are thinking of: a 37-year-old woman identified only as Chrissy is panhandling for breast implants. Clad in a bikini, Chrissy holds a sign reading “Not homeless. Need boobs.” The college student and single mom says her bartender… More »


15 Great Moments In Celebrity Underboobage

There are many, many different types of cleavage, but the one that seems to cause the most controversy is the underboob. No wonder Rihanna (seen above, performing this weekend) is on board — she’s such a rebel, that girl! Is a glimpse of a lady boob’s bottom half sexy or silly? Sultry or stupid? Does it… More »


Jessica Simpson & 14 Others Celebs’ Post-Baby Boobs

Good morning! This is what Jessica Simpson’s baby daughter Maxwell Drew wakes up to every morning. Jessica wanted to spread the wealth so she tweeted this photo of her post-baby cleave while on a walk this weekend. Good lord. Maxwell won’t be going hungry, now will she? Jessica never lacked in the chesticle department, but… More »


TIME Magazine Goes There With Toddler Breastfeeding Cover

Whoa. Hi there, TIME magazine. You went there, didn’t you?

I’m as pro-breastfeeding-in-public as one can be, but this cover photo the intentional provocation of this cover annoys me.  The 26-year-old mother Jamie Lynne Grumet is model-hot and that’s no accident; nor is it an accident that her child she is breastfeeding is… More »


Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Nightmares About Her Boobs Shrinking

“I actually had a nightmare the other night that people were trying to deflate my boobs while I was working. They had tubes and I was trying to work, but they kept getting smaller. I was like: ‘Guys, don’t take them away!’ I’m getting issues about it, I think.”
— I would love to be… More »


It Ain’t Easy Being Busty

I’ve written before about the pros and cons of big boobs, so I’m really excited to see Busty Girl Comics illustrate the plight of busty girls so perfectly. Large breasts may be sexy, but trust me, they also make simple activities — like walking down stairs, washing dishes, or even crossing your arms — a… More »


Meghan McCain Saw A Therapist Because Everyone Was Trashing Her Body

“I don’t even feel like it was a mistake anymore. I don’t really believe in the concept of mistakes. Now I’m very sensitive to any pictures taken of myself at photoshoots and whatever because the internet has this very weird —especially people in politics — this very weird reaction to my body, because I’m not… More »


Evening Quickies: Rihanna Tweets Topless Pic

Rihanna tweeted a topless pic of herself from the set of a music video,  although her arms and some hairy thing is covering her boobs. What is that thing? [Twitter.com/Rihanna]
Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz — he’s Penelope Cruz’s younger brother — have split. [US Weekly]
JWoww is being sued by her… More »


Boobs On The Run(way): 19 NSFW Fashion Week Boobs

Boobs happen. Everywhere. Even on the fanciest runways of some of the top fashion houses in the world. Whether they’re intentional — as in the sheer confections of the latest Christian Dior collection — or unintentional — like when a model’s nipple accidentally slips out of a silky gown, there are an awful lot of… More »


10 Reasons Big Boobs Are Awesome (And 10 Reasons They’re Not So Awesome)

I read Kate Fridkis’ recent essay about small boobs with a mix of fascination and envy. As someone who’s had double Ds since junior high, the small boob experience is totally foreign to me, although I’ve wished for smaller boobs on many occasions. Large breasts are idolized in pop culture, but the experience of actually walking around… More »


Woman With The World’s Largest Breasts Gets Her Inevitable “My Strange Addiction” Episode

We’ve long been fascinated by/concerned for Sheyla Hershey, record holder of the world’s largest boobs. The 32-year-old Brazilian model carries around size 38KKK mammaries. (Or tried to, anyway. It turns out that carrying a gallon of silicone in your ta-tas is dangerous, which Sheyla learned the hard way when she developed a staff staph infection and… More »


Girl Talk: I Dated A Guy With Man Boobs

The first rule of man boobs: Don’t talk about the man boobs. Following that: Don’t touch the man boobs. And like a lackey on a Nicholas Cage set, do not look the man boobs in the eye. Errr, nipple.

In my decade and a half experience negotiating male bodies, I have… More »


Funny Or Die Removed Comic’s “Obscene” Breastfeeding Skit (NFSW)

… because what is more obscene than feeding your hungry children?!  I mean, UGH.

I am being hyperbolic; the comedy site Funny Or Die was not. Comedian Ahna Tessler is a breastfeeding mama of twins and she submitted a skit of herself, which incorporated the breastfeeding, on Funny Or Die. The short skit… More »


Morning Quickies: Why Dolly Parton Showed Anderson Cooper Her Boobs

Dolly Parton showed her boobs to Anderson Cooper to prove the rose tattoo on her cleavage in “Joyful Noise” is fake. [People]
The rumored Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split is all but official, sources say. [Celebitchy]
An interview from Star magazine in the UK claiming to be Beyoncé’s first post-baby interview… More »


Ta-Ta-Toos Class Up Second Base, Do They Not?

There’s no joy quite like like surprising your boo, or your gyno, with a temporary tattoo on your boobies. Whether you want to convey “Satisfaction Guaranteed” or “100% Natural,” a company called TaTaToos will sell you tats for $10, one for each boobie. There’s even special holiday-themed ta-ta tats reading “Santa’s Helper,” “Trick Treat” and… More »


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