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Russian Model With Circus Boobs Says Turbulence Ruined Her Plastic Surgery

It probably hurt, but Russian model Iren Ferrari learned a valuable life lesson about plastic surgery: Ferrari is suing a Swiss airline after she says turbulence burst her size 44J breast implants. But I will take take her word for it that they are as fragile as big, sexy water balloons. Ferrari claims the rocking plane threw her surgically altered body into her facing seat and her lawyer helpfully added, “The space between the seats was too tight for her breasts.” Maybe if Chesty LaRue wins the $120,000 she’s asking for, she can get her circus boobs a breast reduction. [The Sun UK] Keep reading »

I Removed My Breasts

For the last five months, I’ve been walking around with one-and-a-half breasts. The reason: My breast reconstruction, a two-part surgical process that began with expanders and will end with the implants I’ll get tomorrow, didn’t exactly go according to plan following the prophylactic mastectomy I had two days before Christmas.

Due to this post-op snafu — and the fact that I, a breast cancer gene (BRCA1) carrier, had to make an impossible choice of removing my breasts without ever having had breast cancer — I’ve spent most of 2010 being uber-focused on my partially deflated girls. Read more Keep reading »

Topless Transgender Women Told To Cover Up At Beach, Spared Arrest By Their Boy Parts

Welcome to womanhood, ladies! A group of transgender women sunbathing topless at Rehoboth Beach in Delaware over Memorial Day weekend drew the finger-wag of a lifeguard when they refused to cover their “surgically enhanced breasts.” Police were called over these tatas! The police chief says these women were not committing a crime, however, because the gals have boy parts down there and therefore cannot be charged with indecent exposure. Now some wackadoodle politician at Rehoboth Beach is considering a specific law to address such a problem. Really, let’s address the real problem here: were these gals wearing sunscreen or risking nipple melanoma? [Los Angeles Times] Keep reading »

Get The Big Breasts You’ve Always Wanted … With A Boob Scarf

If I had a “boob scarf,” I would be forced to fling it over my shoulder and knock peeps in the face with my titties. But that’s just me. See the full boob scarf — $25 on Etsy.com — after the jump … Keep reading »

Why Do Men Love Breasts?

Ya know, there are some things in life that just aren’t meant to be understood. The duck-billed platypus. In-laws. Celery. How Charlie Sheen gets work. So trust me when I say, yes, absolutely, men are really that enthralled with those two pieces of female flesh. Read more Keep reading »

Tennis Player Simona Halep’s Breast Reduction Deflates Her Fan Base

This is all kinds of creepy: fans of 18-year-old Romanian tennis player Simona Halep petitioned the player (on Facebook and elsewhere) against getting a breast reduction when she announced her big boobs hurt her and hindered her game. Why make such an announcement in the first place? Who knows. But in a message to her fans — for some reason she felt the need to explain this further — Halep said, “It’s the weight that troubles me. My ability to react quickly [is compromised and] my breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. I don’t like them in my everyday life, either. I would have gone for surgery even if I hadn’t been a sportswoman.” A breast reduction surgery last summer has since reduced Halep’s 34DD cup size to a 34C, which hopefully her fans can deal with. Really, people: she’s a teen tennis star who made it all the way to the French Open last weekend, not a Maxim pin-up. That’s Anna Kournikova you’re thinking of. [Daily Mail UK]
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Quotable: Will.i.am Is A Boob Man

“I’m not a gold digger, I’m a boob digger. I like boobs.”

Will.i.am from The Black Eyed Peas, who unfortunately did not call himself a “butt digger,” because that would have been awesome. [The Sun UK] Keep reading »

“Jerseylicious” Shows How To Get The Jersey Boob Job (No Surgery Needed)

I watched the entire season of “Jerseylicious” on Style and enjoyed every orange tan, French-manicured set of talons, and neck-rolling minute of it. I even tuned in twice for some episodes because these people are so different from the folks I usually come into contact with. Olivia was my favorite cast member, so naturally I was drawn to her Jerseylicious Tips video. Not only does Olivia give advice on finding the perfect Jersey club wear (I advise you to ignore everything she says, except the part about wearing spandex with spandex), but she also spills how Jersey women get their breasts so round, huge, and perfect … without surgery! She and her BFF Briella call it the “Jersey Boob Job.” This explains why no one’s breasts moved on this show. [My Style] Keep reading »

Bird Finds Happiness Between Woman’s Breasts

In the avian world, they call this a “boob-cozy.”

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Quotable: Kim Kardashian Tried To Pray Her Breasts Away

“I remember crying in the bathtub. I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don’t let them grow any bigger. They’re embarrassing me.’ All my friends were super skinny, and that just wasn’t my body type. But I watched my mom, who was always comfortable with herself, and she helped me with my outlook.”

Kim Kardashian talks to Shape about being uncomfortable with her developing body when she was age 10. Now, of course, her assets are her biggest money makers. [E! Online]

How did you deal with your developing (or non-developing, as was my case) body? Tell us about your puberty experience in the comments. Keep reading »

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