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“Jerseylicious” Shows How To Get The Jersey Boob Job (No Surgery Needed)

I watched the entire season of “Jerseylicious” on Style and enjoyed every orange tan, French-manicured set of talons, and neck-rolling minute of it. I even tuned in twice for some episodes because these people are so different from the folks I usually come into contact with. Olivia was my favorite cast member, so naturally I was drawn to her Jerseylicious Tips video. Not only does Olivia give advice on finding the perfect Jersey club wear (I advise you to ignore everything she says, except the part about wearing spandex with spandex), but she also spills how Jersey women get their breasts so round, huge, and perfect … without surgery! She and her BFF Briella call it the “Jersey Boob Job.” This explains why no one’s breasts moved on this show. [My Style] Keep reading »

Bird Finds Happiness Between Woman’s Breasts

In the avian world, they call this a “boob-cozy.”

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Quotable: Kim Kardashian Tried To Pray Her Breasts Away

“I remember crying in the bathtub. I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don’t let them grow any bigger. They’re embarrassing me.’ All my friends were super skinny, and that just wasn’t my body type. But I watched my mom, who was always comfortable with herself, and she helped me with my outlook.”

Kim Kardashian talks to Shape about being uncomfortable with her developing body when she was age 10. Now, of course, her assets are her biggest money makers. [E! Online]

How did you deal with your developing (or non-developing, as was my case) body? Tell us about your puberty experience in the comments. Keep reading »

The KK Cup Replaces The K Cup As The Biggest Bra Size On High Street

As a sometimes-proud member of the itty bitty titty committee, it’s really difficult for me to imagine needing a K cup bra, let alone a KK cup. I’m in the minority, however, as the average size of women’s breasts has increased over the years, as a result of weight gain, cosmetic surgery, and other unknown factors. With an increase in bust size comes demand for correct support. British retail chain Debenhams is answering the call with the help of luxury brand Panache, which makes the Harmony Bra. Debenhams makes a great profit from its range of bra sizes available in D cup and above, so it makes sense that the shop would decide to carry the KK cup Harmony Bra at its Oxford Street location in London. This bra, which has been nicknamed “wind socks” for its 20-inch cups, is available in black, white, and nude for £25 (about $38), which sounds like a steal since bras this size were previously only available through special order. Unfortunately, women in the U.S. who need this size will either have to travel to London or wait till they cross the pond, because all the KK bras are sold out online. [Daily Mail via Impact Lab] Keep reading »

Forget Breast Expansion. Say Hello To Butt Expansion.

Remember how a little while back I wrote about breast expansion videos? Apparently, some men have this thing where they really dig watching videos in which the woman’s boobs get really big. Go figure! Men are wacky. Well, it turns out there’s another parallel thing called butt expansion videos. I mean, do I really need to explain what they are? After the jump, watch the term “booty poppin’” get redefined. It may put your eye out. Keep reading »

Quickies: Why Men Love Breasts & “Sex and the City 2″ Is So Worth Your Money

  • Why do men like boobs? The answer is a lot simpler than you think. [Your Tango]
  • Do you want to win $500 to spend at Bluefly? Of course, you do. Simply tell them about the “fly-est thing” in your closet and you’ll be entered to win the prize. [Bluefly]
  • Vice President Joe Biden says President Barack Obama was “laughing like the devil” at his F-bomb gaffe when the health care bill was signed. [Political Hotsheet]
  • Is the Archie comic getting its first gay character?! [BuzzFeed]

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Today’s Lady News: Report Says WellPoint Insurance Targeted Breast Cancer Patients

  • An exclusive investigation by Reuters alleges that health insurance company WellPoint used a computer algorithm to find breast cancer patients and drop their health benefits. This software tipped federal investigators off to a fraud investigation. Although many insurance companies have been known to drop clients who become ill — which is called “rescission” — investigators say WellPoint may be one of the worst offenders. In a statement to Reuters, WellPoint said there are various types of criteria that may prompt “rescission” of a policyholder. [Reuters]
  • A 12-year-old Saudi Arabian girl has been granted a divorce from her 80-year-old “husband.” Forced into a marriage at age 11 for a $22,000 dowry to her father’s cousin, the “child bride” protested so vehemently that she attracted international attention and support. The girl was represented by the state-run Human Rights Commission in court, which helped to privately settle the divorce. The HRC in Saudi Arabia also announced it would seek to set 16 years old as the minimum age for marriage. [AOL News]
  • Republican Review, a newsletter from the Medina County Republican Executive Committee in Ohio, thought the cleverest way to defeat Congresswoman Betty Sutton (OH-13) would be to say, “Let’s take Betty Sutton out of the House and put her back in the kitchen!” Face meet palm. Can I get a big ol’ WTF?! from my conservative lady-pals? [Emily's List]

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Today’s Lady News: Breastfeeding Billboard Pisses Off Peeps In Ohio

  • For some reason, people in Ohio are offended by a billboard that says “Breast Milk Satisfies” and shows a cute baby with milk — you know, breast milk! — dribbling out of his mouth. [Cleveland Leader]
  • Another day, another sketchy “plastic surgery” incident: cops in Venezuela arrested two beauticians who pretended to be doctors and gave women boob jobs and butt implants out of an apartment in Maracay. [Fox News]
  • A 22-year-old college student has filed a civil lawsuit against Indianapolis Colts defensive tackle Eric Foster, accusing him of sexual assault, false imprisonment, and other charges. The student, who is a hotel receptionist, claims Foster assaulted her when she delivered dental products to his room. [AP]

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Nipples For Sale

NB: These are not just any nipples from the store. They are beauty nipples. Accessorize your breasts accordingly. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Breaking News: Boobs Are For Breastfeeding, Too!

Shocking, I know, but I had to break the news some time: Our fabulous funbags are actually biologically designed to feed hungry babies, not just to look tasty in a Body by Victoria C-cup. Alas, some Neanderthals can’t handle such a bombshell about breasts — namely, folks in corporate America who’ll do everything from tweet (and delete!) to kick a nursing mother out of a restaurant at the slightest hint of a snacking infant.

After the jump, two recent breastfeeding incidents that make us think we could all use a Biology 101 refresher course. Keep reading »

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