Posts tagged "breasts"

Nipple Non Grata: Bring Out The Boobs

Everyone has got nipples, but not everyone can show them. Dudes, even ones with man boobs and Mormons, can pose for pics shirtless. Now, when a woman goes topless, the tits have hit the fan! As our own editor Amelia has shown, you’ve got to cover nips with Photoshopped on pasties — then and only…

By: Simcha / June 9, 2009

Paint Your Own Boobies With “My Beautiful Breasts Body Sculpting Kit”

Throughout the ages women have gone to great pains to get showstopping and eye-dropping cleavage. The corset was rough, stuffed-toilet paper bras were prone to discovery and the push-up bra is just a bit too obvious. According to the peeps from My Beautiful Breasts, however, your cleavage woes are over. This kit ain’t just your…

By: Ali Jawin / June 4, 2009

Itty Bitty Titties Get Their Own Small Boob Support Group

Drinking. Depression. Widowhood. Small boobs. Yes, there are support groups for all kinds of things…

Usually when you talks about supporting your AAs, you mean the feats of architectural wonder accomplished by the Victoria’s Secret Miracle Bra. But on the message boards for Bust magazine, there is actually a Small Breast Support Group.

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 26, 2009

Quickies!: Alleged Wife-Killer Drew Peterson Heads To The Pokey

Drew Peterson was arrested for killing his third wife, Kathleen Savio, in 2004. [UPI.com]
As if Rihanna hasn’t had enough embarrassing photos leaked this year, a new crop featuring a half-naked RiR has surfaced on the web. [Dlisted] — I’m not sure these are real, but the woman looks a helluva like Rihanna. Celebs and…

By: Annika Harris / May 8, 2009

What The Hell Is A Cleavage Facial?

We’ve heard of face facials. But cleavage facials? Is there really that much you can do to pretty up what your mama gave you?

A UK writer scoped out the cleavage facial in which a spa professional massaged “bust uplifting serums” onto her breasts, followed by a rose oil hydrating mask. Alas, she wrote,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 7, 2009

What Your Breasts Say About Your Bedroom Skills

According to Now Public, way back in 18th Century Spain, scientists believed you could gauge how good a woman was in bed by just examining her boobs. Hm, that sounds like a lame excuse for nerdy dudes to get their grubby hands on ye ole girls…but alas “sternomancy,” the study of the bumps on the…

By: Simcha / April 7, 2009

Breaking News: Ladies Still Lovable After Breast Reduction Surgeries!

Recently, a guy wrote in to Times Online seeking some relationship advice. His girlfriend has size FF breasts, you see, and is considering a reduction surgery and he’s concerned his feelings for her will change if she goes through with it. He writes: “She says her breasts restrict her and weigh her down, but the…

By: Wendy Atterberry / March 10, 2009

iBoobs: Soft And Loud

Lady funbags have gotten even more fun! We’ve told you about the mannequin MP3 player, but now, thanks to tit men, the volume has been turned up on ta-tas. A new portable pillow has been made in the shape of an ample bosom. These plush double D’s also contain speakers that hook up to your…

By: Simcha / February 12, 2009

How To Make Your Rack The Center Of Attention

Veronica Valter, of Million Dollar Looks, wrote an awesome story called “7 Tips For Women With A Big Bust.” While her advice, from getting bras that fit to swimsuits with cup support, was all good, it was a little too modest for girl like me with big ta-ta’s who likes her bragging rights. If I…

By: Simcha / January 26, 2009

Girl Talk: Why I Had Breast Reduction Surgery

My birth control is ruining my figure. It’s not so much the extra pounds the Pill has added to my frame — seven pounds, if we’re counting — it’s the extra cleavage that I can’t stand. I know most women would kill for overflowing bra cups. If you’d talked to me twenty years ago, whe…

By: Wendy Atterberry / December 13, 2008

The Best Boob News Of 2008

While it’s hard to measure your boobs for a bra, it’s easy to measure a year by them. And 2008 certainly had its peaks and valleys! The economy sagged, Barack lifted us, Heidi Montag made us heave, and Tina Fey perked us up. All in all, these past 12 months have been a titacular time!

By: Simcha / December 4, 2008

Mind Of Man: When It Comes To Breasts, Bigger Isn’t Always Better

In a recent Sunday edition of a Gotham City newspaper, The Frisky’s very own Vixen of Verbiage, Simcha Whitehill, wrote about a new scientific study that suggests three cups of coffee a day can cause a woman’s breasts to shrink. Bravely, Simcha refused to give up her morning cup of liquid caffeine, even if it…

By: John DeVore / November 7, 2008

The Olsen Twins Want Their Coffee With A C-Cup

According to a Swedish study, three cups of coffee a day will make your boobies go away. So, in Page Six magazine yesterday, I debated the dilemma with a swimwear buyer for Victoria’s Secret, Courtney Alexander. I proudly proclaimed I’d skim a little off my bra size to keep my morning pick me up. However,…

By: Simcha / November 3, 2008

Quickies!: Guys May Hate Uggs, But Women Don’t Care

Guys hate Ugg boots, but women hate cold feet, so these shoes are here to stay. [College Candy]
The blog Christian Nymphos provides advice and tips to couples looking to spice up their sex lives while staying within the tenets of the Christian faith. [Tango]
This woman claims to have the largest natural breasts i…

By: Annika Harris / October 20, 2008

Nippies For Your Nipples

On last week’s episode of “The Rachel Zoe Project,” crybaby assistant stylist Brad Goreski got busted for forgetting to leave Rachel a fashion kit with which to style Cameron Diaz for the Academy Awards. That kit includes nipples covers — as Brad explains: “[I]f one of our clients is wearing a chiffon dress, and it…

By: Susannah Breslin / October 20, 2008

Freaky But True: Teens Plot To Kill Mom For Breast Implants

From the strange but true files, a Colorado teen planned to kill his mother to get money so his girlfriend could get breast implants. Eighteen-year-old Nikita Lee Weis hired two other teenagers to attack his mother with a baseball bat. The mother survived the assault, and Weis and his accomplices were arrested on conspiracy to…

By: Susannah Breslin / September 29, 2008

Poll: Balls Versus Boobs

While my Dolly Parton-esque double D’s provide my sexy-time friends with far, far more than a handful, my breasts prevent me from normal activities. Like crossing my heart to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Like squeezing between tables at restaurants without whacking someone in the face. Like wearing button-up shirts and running at the same…

By: Simcha / September 15, 2008

Quick Pic: Christina Aguilera Is Like, “Donatella Versace WHO?”

Gonna be honest. Xtina’s mammaries totally scare us. Mommy is that going to happen to us? [New York City, 9/02/08]…

By: The Frisky / September 2, 2008

Slideshow: Boob Schmoobs!

Whether or not lil’ Ali Lohan had a boob job, it’s a totally duh-statement that many, many, many actresses go under the knife to fit the typical Hollywood bombshell mold. Not these ladies — and especially not Keira Knightly, who refuses to be digitally enhanced. After the jump, 10 actresses who have embraced their bee…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 29, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Soy May Be OK, Bad Bras, And Animal Sex

Concerned about yesterday’s negative press, the Soyfoods Association of America sent out a press release saying that soy doesn’t actually lower sperm count. [Newswise]…

By: Catherine Strawn / July 25, 2008
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