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A Sweatshirt Made For The Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A Sweatshirt Made For The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
Small Boobs Rule!
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Got small boobs? Wear ‘em with pride! Kendall Jenner was spotted out at Coachella in this “I Have No Tits” sweatshirt, which is available for purchase at Red Bubble for a mere $47.01 (a penny for your penny-sized nipples!). Got large boobs? I totally support you wearing this sweatshirt sarcastically. [Red Bubble[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Katy Perry Prayed For Big Boobs & God Was Listening

“I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down? God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.”

God works in mysterious ways. Katy Perry reveals in the February issue of GQ that when she was 11 (and still hugely involved in her parents’ evangelical Christianity), she prayed that God would grant her an enormous rack. I wonder if Katy was reading a lot of Judy Blume at that time, like, Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. This is like, Are You There God? It’s Me, Katy. God was listening that day indeed. [GQ]

New Breast Implants Contain A Microchip And Now They’re Smarter Than You Are

New Breast Implants Contain A Microchip And Now They’re Smarter Than You Are

Breast implant technology is growing by leaps and bounds (just like those cup sizes, I know you bros hear me), and a company called Establishment Labs has announced its latest innovation: a breast implant with a microchip that would make medical care significantly easier for implant havers.

The Motiva Implant Matrix Ergonomix (name of implant, not a blender as I originally suspected) contains a “radio frequency identification (RFID) microchip that gives doctors and patients easier access to information about the implants, including their serial number, manufacturer name and other data.” They’ll be sold in 28 European countries, although no word yet on when these knockers will be available in the US. Read more on The Gloss…

Mariah Carey Celebrates Nick Cannon’s Birthday By Tweeting Picture Of Her Boobs

Sexy Bunny Shoot
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Mariah & Nick celebrated Easter Sunday with a sexy photo shoot. Read More »
Life Lessons From Mariah Carey
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Mariah's Kiddos
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Look at how cute her twins are! Read More »
Nick's Push Present
Nick Cannon's push present for Mariah was another excuse for tackiness. Read More »
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Birthdays in the Carey-Cannon house sure are a lot of fun. There’s cake, party hats, and sharing  your breasts with all of Twitter! In celebration of Nick Cannon’s 33rd birthday today, wifey Mariah tweeted a picture of her black bra-clad breasts underneath an unbuttoned shirt, her face seductively turned off to one side. Sure beats a new set of golf clubs, huh, Nick?

These two are so cute it’s almost nauseating (almost — hey, at least someone in Hollywood is still in love!). But I really feel bad for their twins Monroe and Morroccan when they get older. You know Nick and Mariah are going to be the ones whose kids are constantly going, “Ew, MOM AND DAD, GROSS!” [TooFab]

Illinois Pizzeria Offers Free Slices To Women Who Flash Their Boobs

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  • A pizzeria in Illinois is under fire for offering free pizza to women who flash their boobs to the staff.  Drew’s Pizza near the University of Illinois-Champaign have since removed the promotion from their social media pages.  [CNET]
  • The CW is developing “ZE,” a one-hour drama about a trans male teenager in Texas. “Ze” is a gender neutral pronoun used by a lot of trans folks. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • “Wadjda,” a film by Saudi Arabian filmmaker Haifaa Al Mansour about a girl who wants to buy a bicycle, will be the first Saudi film entered into the Oscar foreign language category. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • This week, Berlin opened the Desert Flower Center, first clinic in Europe to treat women who have been abused by female genital mutilation (FGM). The clinic’s patron is the model Waris Darie from Somalia. [NewEurope] Keep reading »

BBW Kristy Love Massages Customers With Her 48NN Breasts For A Living

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We’ve all got to pay rent somehow. Kristy Love from Atlanta, Georgia, uses her 48NN boobs — but not the way you think. Love is a “busty masseuse” who smothers and massages clients with her large breasts. Keep reading »

Not This Crap Again: Texas Mom Stands Up For Her Right To Breastfeed In Public

Professor Breastfeeds
Breastfeeding professor brings sick baby to class, heads explode. Read More »
Thanks For Breastfeeding!
Pizza Receipt
Woman receives pizza on the house for breastfeeding at a restaurant. Read More »
911 Breastfeeding
police called to nursing mother in NY country club
Cops are called to a NY Country Club because a nursing woman's boob was out. Read More »
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Watch The Showdown!

Lucy Eades was at the Burleson Recreation Center in Texas with her husband and 16-day-old infant waiting for their older daughter to finish her dance class when the baby became hungry. Eades breastfeeds and damn well knows that it is her legal right in Texas to breastfeed in a public place. An employee, however, did not feel as comfortable about Eades nursing her baby and decided to take the law into her own hands. Watch Eades tell this lady what’s up. DAMN STRAIGHT. [JezebelHuffington Post]

British Glamour Model Josie Cunningham Sues NHS Over Too-Big Boobs

Exploding Breast Implants
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Kicked Out Of Waterpark
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Woman ejected from a water park for her skimpy bikini. Read More »
Birth Control Myths
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Bigger boobs and weight gain are birth control myths. Read More »
Big Breasted Body Pillow
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This body pillow has got a large space for your breasts to rest! Read More »
  • Josie Cunningham, a British glamour model, is suing the UK’s National Health Service over breast implants. Cunningham had no breast tissue due to a congenital condition, so she was given permission by the NHS for a boob job to get larger breasts. Only they ended up too large. She’s now being ridiculed online over her 36DD breasts, which she said she was not consulted about before the surgery.  [Uproxx, Daily Mail UK]
  • A drug-sniffing dog picked up marijuana and drug paraphernalia last night from a bus in Justin Bieber’s tour at the border of Michigan and Canada. The Biebs wasn’t on this particular bus, but its driver was issued a citation. [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan is free to leave her rehab facility tomorrow, but has actually decided to stay longer. Responsible! [TMZ]
  • Also, she’s going to guest host an episode of “Chelsea Lately.” [Crushable]
  • Why are gay bars around the world banning Russian vodka? [The Atlantic Wire] Keep reading »

Women Receives Free Pizza For Breastfeeding At A Restaurant

Professor Breastfeeds
Breastfeeding professor brings sick baby to class, heads explode. Read More »
Breastfeeding on Time
TIME magazine breastfeeding cover photo
Time magazine's breastfeeding cover is just a tad provocative. Read More »
Erotic Breastfeeding
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Breastfeeding Man
Meet the man who is determined to breastfeed. Read More »
Pizza Receipt

When Jackie Johnson-Smith’s child began to cry during dinner at Fong’s Pizza in Iowa, as you might expect, she fed the child and then exited the restaurant to avoid disturbing other diners. Johnson-Smith happens to breastfeed her baby, a practice that is often met with a lot of opposition in public. This time, however, she was thanked by her waitress in the form of a free pizza. Keep reading »

The Issue With Boobs And Sports

An $1,800 Sports Bra
You probably don't need it. Read More »
Big Boobs Rule!
Why big boobs are awesome -- and why they're not. Read More »
A Sports Bra That Works
Finally! We can jump for joy! Read More »
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Boobs are great for a lot of things. But as anyone who has at least average-sized breasts has probably noticed, sports are not one of those things. Breasts pose a problem for athletes for several reasons. First, they are extra weight to slow down competitors. Boobs can get in the way of a golf, tennis, or volleyball swing. They also bounce and accelerate at a different speed from the rest of the body. This bouncing is not only painful, but can also be embarrassing, especially for girls going through puberty. That’s probably one reason why there is such a decline in female athletic participation from the beginning of middle school to the end of high school.

Take ESPN’s tale: Katherine Switzer became the first woman to compete in the Boston Marathon in 1967 when the sports bra had yet to be invented. She was warned that the repetitive motion could cause her breasts to atrophy and her uterus to fall out of her vagina. Yikes! Obviously, this was a pile of crap. Neither of these things happened, but she was certainly uncomfortable running in just a standard fashion bra under a T-shirt. Nearly 50 years later, we have yet to perfect the sports bra so that women with larger cup sizes can compete in the sports that they love without complication.

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