Posts tagged "breast implants"

Quotable: Paulina Porizkova Compares Heidi Montag To A “Cheap Plastic Pool Float”

"Wouldn’t Audrey Hepburn, Jane Birkin, Twiggy, Charlotte Rampling, and Jean Harlow have lost their special brand of elegant, feline sexiness if they were tipping over under the weight of great ol’ mammaries? Compare any one of these natural beauties to someone like Heidi Montag, and it’s like comparing a Hastens Swedish handmade mattress to a…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 22, 2010

Quotable: Spencer Pratt Gives His Opinion On Kate Hudson’s Rack

"How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts? Kate H -- get ur money back ... I gotta guy who will hook you up!"-- Spencer Pratt believes breasts implants are best in the F-cup range like wife Heidi's. [Twitter via Us Weekly]…

By: Annika Harris / April 20, 2010

Quotable: Sharon Osbourne’s Breastacular Gift

"They're better on his desk than on my chest."--Sharon Osbourne confirms rumors that she is going to have her breast implants removed and turned into paperweights for husband Ozzy on "Today"…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 20, 2010

Did Kate Hudson Really Get Breast Implants?

Earlier today, we included Kate Hudson in our list of proud members of the itty bitty titty committee. But it turns out that Kate might actually not be so proud of her little bee stings -- rumors have been circling that Hudson got her A-cups taken up a notch with the help of a plastic…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 19, 2010

Imagine This: Being Conscious During Breast Implant Surgery?!

There's a growing trend in how breast implant procedures are being conducted, reports the New York Times—awake surgeries. Instead of putting you out under general anesthesia, doctors and patients are electing to use local anesthetics in the breasts instead. On the patient's side of thing, the reason is clear: She wants to make sure she'…

By: Leonora Epstein / April 8, 2010

Today’s Lady News: France Recalls Silicon Breast Implants Over Rupturing

France has pulled a type of silicon gel breast implant after a French regulatory agency cited increased cases of the implants rupturing. The implants are manufactured in France by a company called PIP but are exported to 66 countries. Women with the recalled implants are advised to see their surgeon for an examination and have…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 6, 2010

Boob Job Thief Gets Busted

Crazy boob job stories are everywhere these days and we have one more to add. Yet another woman has gone too far in an effort to make her girls bigger. In 2008, California woman Yvonne Jean Pampellonne, 30, used someone else's identity to get a $12,000 line of credit so she could get breast implants,…

By: Nikki Dowling / April 1, 2010

“I Spent $8,500 On A Boob Job”

What do you do when you're athletic and muscular and, well, small-chested? If you're 30-year-old Susan Combs, you sock money away. "I started a 'boob fund,'" says Combs, who lives in New York City. "I own my own business, and I said to myself, when I get enough money, that's going to be my executive…

By: Lemondrop / March 27, 2010

People Actually Got Less Plastic Surgery Last Year

Not that you'd know if from the Heidi Montag Freakshow, but fewer Americans had plastic surgeries last year than four years before. According to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, operations dropped 19 percent from 2005 to 2009, from 2.1 million procedures to 1.9 million. Unfortunately, the ASAPS hypothesizes the recession is the reaso…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 25, 2010

Today’s Lady News: “Pirates Of The Caribbean 4″ Casting Says No To Fake Breasts

An alleged casting call for "Pirates of the Caribbean 4" told pirate wench wannabes to leave their big boobs at home. Moviehole.com claims a casting call for extras had these specific requirements: "Beautiful Female Fit Models. Must be 5'7-5'8, Size 4 or 6 - NO BIGGER OR SMALLER. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 18, 2010

Plastic Surgeon Allegedly Gives Woman The Wrong Breast Implants

Hey, Brittany Daly of Steubenville, Ohio? You need to give Maria Alaimo of Staten Island — the woman whose plastic surgeon accidentally gave her four boobs — a call stat. Y'all need to start a club or something for victims of boob jobs gone wrong! On Friday, Daly filed a $300,000 malpractice lawsuit claiming Dr.

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 16, 2010

Women Suicide Bombers Hiding Bombs In Their Breast Implants

According to British intelligence agencies, terrorists claim that women suicide bombers are undergoing surgery to have bombs put in their breast implants. Rather than hide a bulky bomb under clothing or in a satchel, a body-implanted explosive device would defy any external check. But is it possible to have explosives inserted into a breast implant?

By: Susannah Breslin / February 8, 2010

Breform Means You Never Have To Wear A Bra Again?

Perhaps you've heard of the boob lift, a surgical procedure that hoists up your sagging breasts. Now there's the internal bra, which also does this, but goes one step further by putting a reinforcing structure in place, so that you don't actually have to wear a bra. Ever. The product used is called Breform—a firm…

By: Leonora Epstein / February 5, 2010

Today’s Lady News: Meghan McCain Makes A Good Point About Boobs

Meghan McCain asks a really good question about boobs in her latest Daily Beast column: Why is it that Heidi Montag lands on the cover of People after her boob job, but more natural (we think) women like Jessica Simpson and Christina Hendricks are criticized for looking "big" when they flaunt their assets? Two point…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 25, 2010

Magazine Editor Fired For Flashing Co-Workers A Hint Of Her New Bosoms

Many moons ago, I worked at a women's magazine (the sadly defunct Jane) that did an annual naked issue. For a prank one year, my editor dared me to go into a conference room, take off my shirt and bra, and then call in another co-worker (a good friend of mine) for a meeting and…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / January 8, 2010

Quotable: Wendy Williams Tells Her Son Her Boobs Aren’t Real

"I gagged when my son came and asked me about the implants. It was, 'Where did you hear that?' But it was on my own show. Our son did not know I had breast implants, so I sat down and went through plastic surgery with him. And it was great, because I was able to…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / December 13, 2009

Woman Fakes Breast Cancer To Raise Money For Implants

A woman in Texas successfully scammed a bunch of people into paying for her breast implants by, get this, faking breast cancer! Twenty-four-year-old Trista Joy Lathern told everyone she didn't have health insurance and needed money to pay for her breast cancer treatments. In August, 100 people showed up to her all-day fundraiser at Waco’…

By: Wendy Atterberry / November 13, 2009

(Another) Quote Of The Day: Carrie Prejean Quotes The Good Book

"No, I don't think there's anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it's a personal decision. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants.—De-throned beauty queen Carrie Prejean may also be surprised that the Bible doesn't say anything about airplanes, the polio vaccine, pasteurized…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 12, 2009

Today’s Lady News: Beauty Queen’s Fake Boobs So Heavy She Falls Over

A hopeful beauty queen for the Miss Plastic Hungary pageant (only for silicone-laden beauties!) fell over onstage and tore a ligament in her foot, allegedly under the weight of her new boobs. A friend told a newspaper, "She had not got used to the extra weight on top and her new hair extensions got i…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 26, 2009

Miss California Pageant Sues Carrie Prejean Over Boob Job

Another week, another Carrie Prejean eyeroll-worthy drama. The latest dirt? Our beloved ex-Miss California still owes $5,200 for a boob job paid for by pageant organizer K2 Productions, according to a lawsuit filed yesterday. K2 said it foot the bill for plastic surgery at Prejean's behest, so she could "be more competitive" in the 2009…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 20, 2009