Posts tagged "breast implants"

Quotable: Paulina Porizkova Compares Heidi Montag To A “Cheap Plastic Pool Float”

“Wouldn’t Audrey Hepburn, Jane Birkin, Twiggy, Charlotte Rampling, and Jean Harlow have lost their special brand of elegant, feline sexiness if they were tipping over under the weight of great…

Jessica Wakeman | April 22, 2010 - 6:20 pm

Quotable: Spencer Pratt Gives His Opinion On Kate Hudson’s Rack

“How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts? Kate H — get ur money back … I gotta guy who will hook you up!”Spencer

Annika Harris | April 20, 2010 - 1:10 pm

Quotable: Sharon Osbourne’s Breastacular Gift

“They’re better on his desk than on my chest.”–Sharon Osbourne confirms rumors that she is going to have her breast implants removed and turned into paperweights for husband Ozzy on…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 20, 2010 - 11:40 am

Did Kate Hudson Really Get Breast Implants?

Earlier today, we included Kate Hudson in our list of proud members of the itty bitty titty committee. But it turns out that Kate might actually not be so proud…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 19, 2010 - 7:00 pm

Imagine This: Being Conscious During Breast Implant Surgery?!

There’s a growing trend in how breast implant procedures are being conducted, reports the New York Times—awake surgeries. Instead of putting you out under general anesthesia, doctors and patients are…

Leonora Epstein | April 8, 2010 - 2:20 pm

Today’s Lady News: France Recalls Silicon Breast Implants Over Rupturing

France has pulled a type of silicon gel breast implant after a French regulatory agency cited increased cases of the implants rupturing. The implants are manufactured in France by a…

Jessica Wakeman | April 6, 2010 - 8:30 pm

Boob Job Thief Gets Busted

Crazy boob job stories are everywhere these days and we have one more to add. Yet another woman has gone too far in an effort to make her girls bigger.

Nikki Dowling | April 1, 2010 - 6:40 pm

“I Spent $8,500 On A Boob Job”

What do you do when you’re athletic and muscular and, well, small-chested? If you’re 30-year-old Susan Combs, you sock money away. “I started a ‘boob fund,'” says Combs, who lives…

Lemondrop | March 27, 2010 - 7:00 pm

People Actually Got Less Plastic Surgery Last Year

Not that you’d know if from the Heidi Montag Freakshow, but fewer Americans had plastic surgeries last year than four years before. According to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic…

Jessica Wakeman | March 25, 2010 - 1:40 pm

Today’s Lady News: “Pirates Of The Caribbean 4″ Casting Says No To Fake Breasts

An alleged casting call for “Pirates of the Caribbean 4″ told pirate wench wannabes to leave their big boobs at home. claims a casting call for extras had these…

Jessica Wakeman | March 18, 2010 - 8:30 pm

Plastic Surgeon Allegedly Gives Woman The Wrong Breast Implants

Hey, Brittany Daly of Steubenville, Ohio? You need to give Maria Alaimo of Staten Island — the woman whose plastic surgeon accidentally gave her four boobs — a call stat.

Jessica Wakeman | March 16, 2010 - 11:10 am

Women Suicide Bombers Hiding Bombs In Their Breast Implants

According to British intelligence agencies, terrorists claim that women suicide bombers are undergoing surgery to have bombs put in their breast implants. Rather than hide a bulky bomb…

Susannah Breslin | February 8, 2010 - 1:30 pm

Breform Means You Never Have To Wear A Bra Again?

Perhaps you’ve heard of the boob lift, a surgical procedure that hoists up your sagging breasts. Now there’s the internal bra, which also does this, but goes one step further…

Leonora Epstein | February 5, 2010 - 3:10 pm

Today’s Lady News: Meghan McCain Makes A Good Point About Boobs

Meghan McCain asks a really good question about boobs in her latest Daily Beast column: Why is it that Heidi Montag lands on the cover of People after her boob…

Jessica Wakeman | January 25, 2010 - 9:15 pm

Magazine Editor Fired For Flashing Co-Workers A Hint Of Her New Bosoms

Many moons ago, I worked at a women’s magazine (the sadly defunct Jane) that did an annual naked issue. For a prank one year, my editor dared me to go…

Kate Torgovnick/ | January 8, 2010 - 4:30 pm

Quotable: Wendy Williams Tells Her Son Her Boobs Aren’t Real

“I gagged when my son came and asked me about the implants. It was, ‘Where did you hear that?’ But it was on my own show. Our son did not…

Kate Torgovnick/ | December 13, 2009 - 12:00 pm

Woman Fakes Breast Cancer To Raise Money For Implants

A woman in Texas successfully scammed a bunch of people into paying for her breast implants by, get this, faking breast cancer! Twenty-four-year-old Trista Joy Lathern told everyone she…

Wendy Atterberry | November 13, 2009 - 2:10 pm

(Another) Quote Of The Day: Carrie Prejean Quotes The Good Book

“No, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it’s a personal decision. I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says…

Jessica Wakeman | November 12, 2009 - 9:00 pm

Today’s Lady News: Beauty Queen’s Fake Boobs So Heavy She Falls Over

A hopeful beauty queen for the Miss Plastic Hungary pageant (only for silicone-laden beauties!) fell over onstage and tore a ligament in her foot, allegedly under the weight of her…

Jessica Wakeman | October 26, 2009 - 8:30 pm

Miss California Pageant Sues Carrie Prejean Over Boob Job

Another week, another Carrie Prejean eyeroll-worthy drama. The latest dirt? Our beloved ex-Miss California still owes $5,200 for a boob job paid for by pageant organizer K2 Productions, according to…

Jessica Wakeman | October 20, 2009 - 1:10 pm