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I’m Going To Watch Badger’s “Star Trek” Script Scene From Last Night’s “Breaking Bad” Over And Over Again

Last night, worlds collided. The season premiere of “Breaking Bad.” And a supremely stonerific “Star Trek” plot. Total nerdgasm. NYMag.com has a totally wonderful parsing of the validity of Badger’s “Star Trek” script idea, including whether Scotty could actually beam the contents of Kirk’s stomach into space. (It was in watching this scene that I realized… More »


This Sunday, Let’s Play “Breaking Bad” Bingo!

Walter White, Jesse Pinkman and the rest of the dysfunctional, meth-making “Breaking Bad” family return this Sunday, for the second half of season five and the season finale. We are so sad to see them go, but also super stoked that after about a zillion months we’re going to find out just what… More »


“Breaking Bad” As A Middle School Musical

The final season of “Breaking Bad” premieres/resumes this Sunday, and to get you all caught up, the kids at one local middle school put together this charming and on-point musical synopsis of the last five seasons. Follow along as these kiddos embody Walter White’s transformation from a sad-sack science teacher to a ruthless drug kingpin. Plus,… More »


Albuquerque Has A New Mascot … And It’s Totally Meth

Not that we blame them. “Breaking Bad” has totally transformed Albuquerque from that random city that’s spelled weird to the meth capital of the world. What else were the great capitalists of New Mexico supposed to do besides squeeze every last penny from their infamous, regionalized crystal? In honor of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman’s “Blue… More »


Bryan Cranston Admits That He Once Fantasized About Killing An Ex-Girlfriend

“What happened to Walt is something I related to … If I’m truly honest with myself. I’ve come to realize that I think everybody is capable of [transforming into a villain]. If you came into a condition where you were under tremendous stress. And if I knew what buttons to push that threatened you and… More »


Aaron Paul Is Really Good At Gift Giving

“Breaking Bad” will start its final descent this August, though the cast and crew have already wrapped up filming. As a memento of the occasion, Aaron Paul (that’s “bitch” Jesse Pinkman, to you) got every member of the cast and crew a personalized bottle of Bushmills whiskey. He tied it all with a note that… More »


“Breaking Bad” Script Stolen From Bryan Cranston’s Car

Whoa: someone broke into Bryan Cranston’s car and stole a tote bag containing a “Breaking Bad” script! A window of Cranston’s car, which was parked in Albuquerque, New Mexico, got smashed and the bag carrying his script and iPad were taken. A man has been arrested for the theft, but the script has not… More »


If “Breaking Bad” Was A Crappy ’90s Family Drama

What might happen if you took “Breaking Bad” and put it in the wayback machine to 1995, mixed a little “Party of Five” and some “Dawson’s Creek” in, with liberal helpings of “Walker, Texas Ranger”? You’d have this opening credit segment for “Breaking Bad,” positioned as a heartwarming family drama, with plenty of laughs, tears… More »


Cat Dresses Like “Breaking Bad” Character, Possibly Cooks Meth

Is there anything cuter than cats in costumes? Maybe babies in wigs. But George the cat, who is dressed like Walter White from “Breaking Bad,” is still pretty cute. At last we finally know the answer to what cats are up to all day when we’re at work: cooking meth. [Laughing Squid] … More »


Let’s Have A TV Baby, Okay?

I once tried to get a TV baby going with a guy who had just started watching “Breaking Bad” — but our relationship was doomed to fail — I was actually three seasons in, and there was no way I’d have the patience to start over from the beginning. Probably my most long-running TV baby… More »


Hell Yeah Bitch! All Of Jesse Pinkman’s “Bitches” In One Video

Are you as eager to see the final bunch of “Breaking Bad” episodes as we are? To tide us over until the show starts up again, YouTuber Axilrod compiled all of Jesse Pinkman’s “bitches” in one place. This video captures some of Jesse’s finest “bitch” moments, including “Yeah, bitch! Magnets!” and, my personal favorite, “Yo,… More »


While We Wait For The Final Episodes Of “Breaking Bad,” Please Enjoy This Canine Version Of Walt And Jesse

Sigh. The final few episodes of “Breaking Bad” return in July of 2013. Until then, we’ll take the doggy versions of our two favorite meth makers instead. [Uproxx] … More »


A Very “Breaking Bad” Thanksgiving Special

Will we ever tire of “Breaking Bad” parodies? Not likely. And hopefully the parody machine will continue on long after the show (sadly) ends next year. This time we have Walter White and Jesse Pinkman trying to make a Thanksgiving pie. This Jesse and Walt are two of the most convincing versions of the characters… More »


OMG Mike Ehrmantraut Is On “Parks And Recreation”!

Have you been going through “Breaking Bad”/Mike Ehrmantraut withdrawal? Good thing actor Jonathan Banks, who played Walter White’s crusty foil on “BB,” did a guest spot on “Parks And Recreation” last night, playing Ben Wyatt’s dad. He seems to have brought a lot of Mike to the role. … More »


When “Breaking Bad” Met Taylor Swift

Watch and laugh at this amazingly spot-on “Breaking Bad” parody of Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Getting Back Together.” Incidentally, if you are a bald dude and you’re not going as Heisenberg for Halloween, you are completely living your life wrong. [YouTube] … More »


18 TV Show-Inspired Manicures

I’m so excited! And so scared! “American Horror Story” is back with their second season tonight, and the scary shit is going down this time in an insane asylum. The only person who might be more excited than me is the blogger at Top Coat It, who gave herself this “American Horror Story”-inspired manicure, which features… More »


Mike From “Breaking Bad” Talks About Menstruation

Well before he played, sniff, grandfatherly hitman Mike on “Breaking Bad,” actor Jonathan Banks still dealt in some pretty bloody business. Here he is in a strangely long informational video about menstruation. Odd! … More »


Mmm, Crystal Meth Donuts…

I’m still reeling from Sunday night’s tragic episode of “Breaking Bad” — GODDAMMIT I DON’T WANT TO HATE YOU WALTER WHILE BUT I DO! I HATE YOU! You know what would take the edge off my pain? A donut. Specifically a Breaking Bad Blue Sky donut from Albuquerque, New Mexico’s Rebel Donut. Who knew Heisenberg’s blue meth… More »


Walter White Makes A “Breaking Bad” Mentos Commercial

Perhaps you’ve noticed we’re a little obsessed with “Breaking Bad” around here? That’s why we absolutely love this “Breaking Bad”/Mentos commercial mashup. What if Walter White and Jesse Pinkman were making delicious Mentos, instead of meth? Truly the Freshmakers, those two. Plus, we’ve got a special “Breaking Bad” parody movie poster after the jump! … More »


A Guy Named Walter White Was Busted On Meth Charges

This guy! This guy! Okay, so he doesn’t look much like Bryan Cranston, but I don’t know — when you’re a meth dealer named Walter White, maybe it’s just about living out your destiny. White was busted for meth manufacturing in Alabama because of course. No word on if he’s got a wife named Skylar… More »