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Facebook Will Lead To The Downfall Of Romance And Mystery!

I’ve decided that Facebook and MySpace are dangerous for couples. Here are some examples of what I mean:

1. My fiance and I are both on Facebook, but were not “friends” until recently because, as he said, “I hate Facebook. I only am on it for work networking reasons.” Which explains why, I guess, he didn’t accept my friend request for six months. And then I had to badger him into accepting our engagement status online.
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Let Your Relationship R.I.P.

Dennis Quaid once said, “When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. It’s like death.” I’m not sure that’s entirely true, but breakups generally suck. So, if you’re mourning the loss of a relationship, visit Relationship Obituary and write a memorial to what was. [Relationship Obituary] Keep reading »

Ellen and Portia Crush Our Lesbian Dreams

Rumor of the Day: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi may be headed to Breakupsville. This is a devastating thought for a multitude of reasons.

1) They are kind of the lesbian version of Brad and Angelina. Maybe it’s just us, but Portia is all lush and Botticelli-esque, while Ellen has a really sexy masculinity to her. Our hetero-ness is tested by them.
2) No fair! Ellen wasted all those years with crazy-eyes-killer Anne Heche/Celestia and the world was so pleased when she found someone equally as adoring of her as Portia. She can’t take another breakup.
3) Umm, Portia, Arrested Development was canceled. You don’t have a career. Life isn’t going to get better than being Ellen’s stay-at-home wifey.

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