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Don’t Steal Sex Toys From An Ex

A man reportedly broke into his ex-girlfriend’s home and stole the sex toys he had bought for her birthday present when they were together. After making off with the lingerie, gauntlets, shackles, and whip, Paul Ashcroft is said to have sent Claire Bainbridge a text message telling her to check her drawers. She discovered that the items were missing, and two days later they were recovered in Ashcroft’s residence. The judge sentenced him to a two-year conditional discharge, in addition to paying court costs. “This was pretty disgraceful behavior,” the judge said. “There is no excuse for doing what you did in stealing those items. I trust that the relationship has now come to an end. I have been told…each of you now has a fresh relationship. I suggest you concentrate on that.” [News Guardian, U.K.] Keep reading »

E-Venge: The Scary New Trend In Breakups

Internet bullying isn’t just for kids anymore, grown-ups are responsible for the growing trend of online torture. A gaggle of scorned ex-girlfriends have set up websites, revised online profiles, sold their stuff on eBay, and posted unflattering accounts of their experiences on the internet in an attempt to wreck their former loved ones love lives. And how could we forget Tricia Walsh-Smith, who’s posted her third YouTube video slamming her ex, above. Why are all these beautiful women getting so ugly? Keep reading »

The Daily Squeeze: Bad Bloggers, Stupid Laws, And Fly Sexual Behaviors

  • In case you didn’t know, blogging can make for bad breakups. [NY Times]
  • Some weird laws are still on the books. Flirting is banned in San Antonio, oral sex is banned in Indiana, and sexual positions beyond missionary are illegal in Washington, D.C. [FOX News]
  • Researchers have been able to genetically modify flies so that the brain cells that control sexual behavior can be switched on. They’ve also been able to get female flies to produce a courtship song, a behavior normally only seen in males. [BBC]
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    Star Couplings: Mary-Louise Parker Is Single Again

  • Mary-Louise Parker and Jeffrey Dean Morgan have called off their engagement. Mary-Louise, we’ll marry you. [Perez Hilton]
  • Cameron Diaz continues to blow through Hollywood’s bachelors, and is now dating Scottish hottie Gerard Butler. [E! Online]
  • This makes us want to have a tantrum — Kirsten Dunst and Ryan Gosling were spotted “canoodling” this weekend in New York City. The two are co-stars in the upcoming All Good Things. [In Case You Didn't Know]
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    Dumped Via Text Message?

    Chace Crawford and Carrie Underwood were dating, until he realized he was gay (allegedly!!!) and dumped her via text message. How rude! Which got us thinking — have you ever been dumped or dumped someone via text message? Or have you maybe pulled some other shameless dating no-no using the power of SMS? If so, we’d love for you to head on over to our Twitter page, start following us (c’mon, it’s worth it!), and twitter us the dirty details of your nefarious text experience. Got that? [The Frisky on Twitter] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Carrie Underwood Ditches Chace Before He Cheats

  • Carrie Underwood told a radio station that she is no longer dating Chase Crawford. Could it be because he’s been trolling around the country with N’Sync-er J.C. Chasez? [DListed]
  • Man, Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz are a HOT couple. [Pop Sugar]
  • Jamie Lynn Spears is engaged! To her baby daddy. [DListed]
  • In addition to getting her “Charlie” tattoo removed, Denise Richards has formally had “Sheen” dropped as her legal last name. Guess something can come between you and your Charlies…. [Us Weekly]
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    Crave: Dry Your Tears

    Don’t cry over a breakup letter, cry into one [handkerchief, $21 at Atypyk via Better Living Through Design] Keep reading »

    6 Easy Ways To Get Your Sexy Back Post-Breakup

    Breakin’ up is hard to do, and like any other natural disaster, the aftermath is awful. You just don’t know what to do with your wreckage, but you gotta get back in business. And while “Ploomy’s 30 Tips To Help You Get Your Swagger Back” is a great post-breakup to-do list for men (they go for new clothes and a haircut too!), we’ve decided to create our own Frisky version for the ladies. While it may take the boys 30 steps, we’re going to try to bring our sexy back in 6 moves.

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    Life For Sale

    Women can be a little crazy after a breakup — hello, Heather Mills! But men have the ability to go equally nuts. An Australia man is auctioning off his life on eBay — house, car, job, clothes, and friends — because he wants to start over. He says that his ex-wife heard about his idea: “Her last comment was, ‘It seems a bit mental to me.’” The auction starts June 22. [Reuters and A Life 4 Sale] Keep reading »

    Just Plane Dumb

    Sure, a lot of guys claim their ex-girlfriends are crazy, but in this case, the guy isn’t “ex”-aggerating. April Wormly, 36, was too much of a wuss to drop the breakup bomb on her boyfriend face-to-face (or even via Wikipedia). So when he headed to the airport in San Antonio to depart on a trip, Wormly called in not one, not two, but a whopping 36 fake terrorist threats on his flight. Needless to say, with understandably uptight Homeland Security officers searching babies and throwing out water bottles, they took the phone calls seriously and evacuated the 120 passengers on the Southwest flight. Wormly hoped that when her man found out she had made all the calls, he would do the dirty work and dump her. But in court this week, the real bomb got dropped on Wormly, who certainly was broken up when she was sentenced to two years in prison and a $19,761 fine for her idiotic scheme. [MSNBC via Fark]

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