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Brad Pitt Buying Angelina Jolie Sex Tape For $10 Million

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been quiet lately. Have they been hiding out in embarrassment? 2012 hasn’t been the best year for the Brangelina Brand. The couple rang in the year as a punching bag and left it the same way. Who could forget the leg at the Oscars? Angelina’s nonsensical posing is still being talked about close to a year later because it was so staggering to watch her try SO HARD. Angelina’s not supposed to try to get us to look at her. We’re supposed to be drawn to her like moths to a flame. And then came the movie problems. Brad Pitt’s “World War Z” continues to be haunted with re-shoots and collaboration issues (however I’m still excited to check it out because I want to know how badly they stray from the book which was incredible). Then Killing Them Softly bombed quite loudly and I don’t even have to mention the Chanel ads, do I? I still can’t get over what he was thinking as he was sputtering out all those Dr. Seuss-like nothings. Read more…

Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Want To Spend Christmas With Her In-Laws

Angie Vs. Brad's Mom
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  • Stars: they’re just like us! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt fight about whose family to spend the holidays with, too! Brad’s family is uber-conservative and his mom has even spoken out publicly against marriage equality. Angie supposedly has “no desire” to spend Christmas at the Pitt family home in Missouri this year because she has to “bite her tongue.”  [Celebitchy]
  • Hugh Hefner, 85, is re-engaged to his ex-fiancée, Playmate Crystal Harris, 25. She infamously ditched him five days before their wedding last year — but still got to grace the cover of Playboy as “Mrs. Crystal Hefner.” [Crushable]
  • Taylor Swift and Harry Styles from One Direction hit up the Central Park Zoo this weekend with a random baby (actually, the 15-month-old daughter of Styles’ hairdresser). Dating? Fake-dating? Just enjoying the seals? [Celebuzz]

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Angelina Jolie Scores Invite To Jennifer Aniston’s Wedding

We’re sure Angelina Jolie will be so excited to receive this piece of mail: Word has it that she and Brad Pitt will be invited to Jennifer Aniston’s wedding, Australia’s News Network reports. Seems Jen is still friendly with Brad and wanted to invite him, but wasn’t sure how fiance Justin Theroux would feel about it. But since Jen and Justin “are so happy right now, they don’t want any bad feeling in any aspect of their lives by the time they tie the knot,” a source explains to Grazia. Therefore, Theroux gave the OK—and according to some reports, inviting the pair was actually his idea. He’s even met Brad a few times, and likes him, the source adds. Read more…

Angelina Jolie “Still Naughty,” Brad Pitt Brags

“She’s still naughty in sexual ways. I mean this is not exactly an Angel of Mercy.”

– Brad Pitt inexplicably blabbing about his sex life with Angelina Jolie in the New York Post.  We know Angie is kinky, but this is the first time he’s indicated — that “angel of mercy” comment — that she might be the more dominant one in bed. (Which, if Brad Pitt is into that, would certainly explain why his marriage to Jennifer Aniston fizzled out. I can’t really imagine her getting her Christian Grey on.) Anyway, these two lovebirds need to stop gushing about their amazeballs sex life publicly — their kids are old enough to read! No child wants that mental image. [NY Post] [Photo: WENN]

Name The Celeb Sporting White Boy Dreads!

Do you recognize that dreadlocked white boy? It’s Brad Pitt, looking nearly unrecognizable in a photoshoot for Interview. Brad donned a blonde, dreadlocked wig for the shoot, and also got into character as, like, a pompadour-sporting gangster, a dude with an eye patch, a thin-mustachioed dandy, and a vaguely Billy Ray Cyrus-esque character that may actually just be Brad in his normal daywear. I’m pretty confused by the whole thing, but I also kind of like it. Really glad he doesn’t usually have dreads though. Not cute. Check out his interview with director Guy Ritchie at the link! [Interview]

Brad & Angie Engaged
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It's finally happened: Brangelina are officially engaged. Read More »
Angelina's "Brad" Tattoo
Her inner thigh tattoo is for him -- but what does it say? Read More »

What’s The Mystery That Has Brad Pitt Banished To The Corner?

Brad & Angie Engaged
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Angelina's "Brad" Tattoo
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Angelina As Maleficent
The first look at Angelina Jolie as evil Maleficent. Read More »
What's the mystery, Brad?

Have you ever wished you could hear Brad Pitt whisper sweet nothings to you, or anyone really, just once? (I would totally listen to a taping of Brad and Angelina’s pillow talk, wouldn’t you?) Well, you’re in luck, because Chanel is making your dreams come true (kind of like they always do, then cruelly price them at $5,000+). When we heard that Brad had been tapped as the star of an ad campaign for the brand’s iconic No. 5 fragrance, we thought it was a weird choice, but now we totally get it… and so will you, once you listen to one of the three 7-second recordings Chanel has released for the promotion. But don’t expect to see Brad’s glorious mug just yet: he is, as The Cut rightfully addressed, in Chanel time-out. We wonder what he did to deserve it… [The Cut]

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