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Star Couplings: Paris Hilton Visits The Island Of Lesbos

  • Paris Hilton and pal Elisha Cuthbert were reportedly seen making out like crazy at a club in NYC. Pseudo-lesbianism is the new screwing each other’s boyfriends! {Us Weekly]
  • Yawn. Britney Spears was taken to the hospital again last night and was put under an involuntary 72 hour watch because she is effing cuh-razy. We love you Brit, but this situation is becoming a little too predictable for our tastes. [Perez Hilton]
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are holding off on confirming her pregnancy because they plan on selling the story to a tabloid, with the money going to charity. Cha-ching! [Us Weekly]
  • Ethan Hawke is having a baby with the former nanny of his children with Uma Thurman. How cliche! [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan Taints Our Brody

  • We’re going to say this quickly and then we’re going to run to the bathroom to cry. Lindsay Lohan totally made out with Brody Jenner this weekend. Ugh. It’s not funny, Brody! [DListed]
  • By the looks of the tent dress Angelina wore to the SAGs, bitch is tots pregs! Everyone knows volume is out! [DListed]
  • It is so ON with Lauren Conrad and her highschool ex Stephen Colletti — the two were spotted at a hockey game this weekend. That’s, like, soooo 2004. [Perez Hilton]
  • Hulk Hogan’s divorce from wife Linda is getting fugly. The bleached blond twosome are going toe to toe over the Hulkster’s millions. Smackdown! {Perez Hilton]
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    Brad & Angelina Neck At The SAG Awards

    Don’t they just make you want to barf? They look like they want to devour each other in a fit of lust.
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    Hot Piece Of Ass: Brad Pitt

    “Well, duh,” you’re totally thinking. Of course Brad Pitt is a Hot Piece of Ass. Those four words were practically strung together in his honor. That said, this time we’re not honoring William Bradley Pitt for being a HPOA in life, but in this one particular instance, as the spokesmodel for Edwin Jeans. Say what? Apparently, Brad hocks the brand of denim in Japan, the country where tons of huge name movie stars go to make a cheap buck off product endorsement. Whatever, we suppose ads like these kinda make us question his credibility as an actor, but any judgemental disapproval we feel over his obvious greed that he tries to hide behind enormous billboards in Asia is totally stupified by just how goddamn good he looks in them. [DListed] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Angelina And Brad To Welcome #5 and 6?

  • OMG! Angelina! Brad! Twins! OMG! [X17]
  • Tori Spelling is pregnant with her second child with husband Dean McDermott. You know what this means? Donna Martin Fornicates! [In Touch]
  • Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas have broken up. FYI, these kids really are children. [Us Weekly]
  • Pregnant star Jessica Alba says she’s paranoid about breast-feeding? Um, and not scared of giving birth? How does that work? [Just Jared]
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    Star Couplings: Angelina And Brad’s PDA

  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up to the Critics Choice Awards and nuzzled the entire ceremony. There’s no real news here, just our raging envy. [Perez Hilton]
  • Nicole Kidman is expecting a baby with hubby Keith Urban. She has two other children, both adopted, with ex-husband Tom Cruise. Apparently they call her “Nicole” and call Katie Holmes “Mom”. Hopefully this new little brat knows better. [People]
  • Just in case you’ve been asleep for the last week, Britney had a crazy mega breakdown, held her kids hostage, had to be strapped down on gurney and taken to the emergency room where she was under suicide watch, and then demanded to be released so she could go on a mimosa-drinking date with that paparazzo she boned. And that was just the first 36 hours! [DListed]
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    Save The Drama For Your Mama (Pitt)

    While Brad Pitt is out saving the world, his mom is out to destroy his marriage. After a messy Thanksgiving in Missouri where Pitt’s gal, prissy philanthropist Angelina Jolie, refused to help cook and clean, Mama Pitt decided to call in kitchen reinforcements for Christmas: America’s sweetheart Jennifer Aniston. If Angie’s not going to roll up her sleeves to pitch in around the house, she maybe inclined to for a good Fight Club-style swing at Jennifer, the reigning mother-in-law champion. Supposedly, the holiday invitation news has pushed the big-mouthed beauty over the edge (well, even more over it), and now the only thing on thinner ice than their relationship is the drink Brad’s going to need to get through Christmas — literally. Keep reading »

    Jennifer Aniston’s Dark Cloud Hurting the Arquette’s Marriage

    Oh lordy, Jennifer Aniston may need to prepare herself for another break-up — only this time, the people involved are her best Friend Courtney Cox and her hubby David Arquette. According to sources, David is sick of Jennifer always hanging around their house ever since she broke up with husband Brad Pitt and recent boyfriend Vince Vaughn, and that she now feels like a “second wife”. We’re not Aniston fans, per se, and we can totally see why it would be mega annoying to have a Debbie Downer like Jennifer around all the time, but David would have to be totally nutso to give his wife an ultimatum over this one. First of all, women hate ultimatums. No matter how right you may be, forcing our hand pisses us off, especially when it screws with our affinity for Girl Power. Secondly, David is poor and a totally D-List star. Courtney’s show Dirt may be just that — dirt — but she still has all the money left over from her Friends days. Pretty sure David isn’t so pissed about the ol’ third wheel that he’s willin to go back to slumming it in Venice Beach. [Digital Spy] Keep reading »

    Brad Pitt Fears Angelina Will Add Him To Her List of Suckers

    We hate to say it, but Brad Pitt might be dealing with a little bit of karmic ass biting. The man who eventually left his wife Jennifer Aniston for his Mr. and Mrs. Smith co-star Angelina Jolie is said to be jealous of her on-screen chemistry with new co-star James McAvoy. Angelina is filming Wanted with the British cutie (who also stars in the upcoming film Atonement) and rumor has it they’re steaming up the camera lens with the hot and heavy love scenes. As Brad knows all too well, Angelina does have a history of practicing her love-making skills off-screen with her love interests — the drooling carcases of Billy Bob Thorton, Olivier Martinez, and Jonny Lee Miller all lie in her wake. Seriously though, you know that somewhere in Malibu Jennifer Aniston is totally smoking a joint and having a major giggle-fest over this one. [MSNBC] Keep reading »

    Matt Damon Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive

    OMG! The most exciting day of the year has arrived! People has named the 2007 Sexiest Man Alive! And it’s…Matt Damon? Okay. Actually, we take back the lukewarm response — we love Matt Damon. He’s totally hot — remember that scene in his breakout film Good Will Hunting where he’s waxing the floors at Harvard and his biceps are bulging? That was some sexiness. He’s also smart — our noggin’s were tickled when he slipped in the reference to Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States in the script, which also won him and the less-hot Ben Affleck an Oscar. He’s a good actor — normally action movies, even with hot marquee names, bore us to tears, but the Bourne series is riveting. And he played a gay sociopath so accurately in the film The Talented Mr. Ripley. Lastly, he’s married to a totally averagely beautiful woman who used to be a waitress, which gives us hope that someday we will have sex with Brad Pitt. And yet again, People’s Sexiest Man Alive loops right back around to the guy who inspired the award in the first place. [People] Keep reading »

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