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Star Couplings: Bai Ling Busted For Shoplifting While Heart Broken

  • D-List celebrity and all-around crazy dresser, Bai Ling, was arrested last week for shoplifting. Her excuse? She was upset over a “bad breakup”. Crying about a broken heart ain’t gonna guarantee you mercy in a court of law, sweetheart. [Celebitchy]
  • Holy Moly! Stop the presses! Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie may finally come face-to-face. The former and current loves of Brad Pitt are both set to appear at some pre-Oscar party this week. Will the meeting be awkward? Civil? Will fistfuls of hair go flying?? We can hardly stand the suspense. [Celebitchy]
  • Adorable little Emma Watson denies that she’s gettin’ romantic with Kirsten Dunst’s ex, Johnny Borrell. Good thing, because we would not approve of that hooligan gallivanting around with Hermoine Granger! [Perez Hilton]
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    Who’s Your Celebrity Soulmate?

    Hey guys! Head on over to The Frisky‘s MySpace Page and take the Celebrity Soulmate Quiz. Mine turned out to be Will Smith (for men) and Kate Beckinsale (for women), but I was super jealous when Designer Emily got Brad Pitt AND Angelina Jolie. Lucky! Who’s your Celebrity Soulmate? [Psst! And while you're on our MySpace page, befriend us, okay?] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Christina And Max On The Cover Of People!

  • Christina Aguilera debuted lil’ Max on the cover of People this week. So cute! Wonder how much they paid? [People]
  • The New York Daily News is reporting that Mary-Louise Parker and her on-again/off-again boyfriend, Jeffrey Dean Morgan (you know, the guy who died on Grey’s Anatomy), are engaged. She’s the coolest, so he should consider himself lucky. [People]
  • Chelsea Handler let it slip that her pal Jenny McCarthy is pregnant with Jim Carrey’s baby. McCarthy’s rep denies it, saying Handler was “just joking.” Uh huh. [Perez Hilton]
  • So rumors are once again flying that Brad and Angelina are getting hitched — because she’s pregnant with twins and Brad wants to make their ever expanding brood tots legit. Tots legit! Tots legit to quit! [MSNBC]
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    Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston Mega Jealous About Angie’s Twins?

  • God, some internet gossip sites are so mean! Showbiz Spy claims that Jennifer Aniston is green with envy that Angelina Jolie gets to have two more of Brad Pitt’s babies. Umm, they got divorced two years ago — we’re sure she’s moved on. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Ray J and Brandy’s mom is suing Ray’s sex tape co-star Kim Kardasian because she says the big-rumped tart charged her credit card to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars over the two year period they dated. That is a lot of teeny-tiny stretchy dresses! [Perez Hilton]
  • Christina Aguilera says that being a new mom is “inspiring” loads of material for a new album. “Dirrty Diaperrs”, perhaps? [Us Weekly]
  • Sienna Miller’s boyfriend Rhys Ifans has apparently given her a marriage ultimatum because he is tired of being her secret lover. Secret lover? We feel like we can’t avoid seeing pictures of these two, as much as we’d like to! [DListed]
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    Star Couplings: Paris Hilton Visits The Island Of Lesbos

  • Paris Hilton and pal Elisha Cuthbert were reportedly seen making out like crazy at a club in NYC. Pseudo-lesbianism is the new screwing each other’s boyfriends! {Us Weekly]
  • Yawn. Britney Spears was taken to the hospital again last night and was put under an involuntary 72 hour watch because she is effing cuh-razy. We love you Brit, but this situation is becoming a little too predictable for our tastes. [Perez Hilton]
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are holding off on confirming her pregnancy because they plan on selling the story to a tabloid, with the money going to charity. Cha-ching! [Us Weekly]
  • Ethan Hawke is having a baby with the former nanny of his children with Uma Thurman. How cliche! [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan Taints Our Brody

  • We’re going to say this quickly and then we’re going to run to the bathroom to cry. Lindsay Lohan totally made out with Brody Jenner this weekend. Ugh. It’s not funny, Brody! [DListed]
  • By the looks of the tent dress Angelina wore to the SAGs, bitch is tots pregs! Everyone knows volume is out! [DListed]
  • It is so ON with Lauren Conrad and her highschool ex Stephen Colletti — the two were spotted at a hockey game this weekend. That’s, like, soooo 2004. [Perez Hilton]
  • Hulk Hogan’s divorce from wife Linda is getting fugly. The bleached blond twosome are going toe to toe over the Hulkster’s millions. Smackdown! {Perez Hilton]
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    Brad & Angelina Neck At The SAG Awards

    Don’t they just make you want to barf? They look like they want to devour each other in a fit of lust.
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    Hot Piece Of Ass: Brad Pitt

    “Well, duh,” you’re totally thinking. Of course Brad Pitt is a Hot Piece of Ass. Those four words were practically strung together in his honor. That said, this time we’re not honoring William Bradley Pitt for being a HPOA in life, but in this one particular instance, as the spokesmodel for Edwin Jeans. Say what? Apparently, Brad hocks the brand of denim in Japan, the country where tons of huge name movie stars go to make a cheap buck off product endorsement. Whatever, we suppose ads like these kinda make us question his credibility as an actor, but any judgemental disapproval we feel over his obvious greed that he tries to hide behind enormous billboards in Asia is totally stupified by just how goddamn good he looks in them. [DListed] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Angelina And Brad To Welcome #5 and 6?

  • OMG! Angelina! Brad! Twins! OMG! [X17]
  • Tori Spelling is pregnant with her second child with husband Dean McDermott. You know what this means? Donna Martin Fornicates! [In Touch]
  • Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas have broken up. FYI, these kids really are children. [Us Weekly]
  • Pregnant star Jessica Alba says she’s paranoid about breast-feeding? Um, and not scared of giving birth? How does that work? [Just Jared]
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    Star Couplings: Angelina And Brad’s PDA

  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up to the Critics Choice Awards and nuzzled the entire ceremony. There’s no real news here, just our raging envy. [Perez Hilton]
  • Nicole Kidman is expecting a baby with hubby Keith Urban. She has two other children, both adopted, with ex-husband Tom Cruise. Apparently they call her “Nicole” and call Katie Holmes “Mom”. Hopefully this new little brat knows better. [People]
  • Just in case you’ve been asleep for the last week, Britney had a crazy mega breakdown, held her kids hostage, had to be strapped down on gurney and taken to the emergency room where she was under suicide watch, and then demanded to be released so she could go on a mimosa-drinking date with that paparazzo she boned. And that was just the first 36 hours! [DListed]
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