Girl Talk: I’m A Bottom
I was at a party a few years ago, where Mikey, one of my gay best friends, and I were having one of our heart-to-hearts. "Devon and I broke up," he announced. "What, why!? You seemed so perfect together," I gasped. "Eh, we were both tops," he sighed.
Ladies, Who Wants To Rent Their Ass Out To Kentucky Fried Chicken?
In a "creative" new advertising campaign — really, they used the word "creative" — Kentucky Fried Chicken is giving college girls $500 bucks to walk around campus wearing sweat pants that promote their Double Down sandwich across the ass. It's a bun-less sandwich and the co-ed girls have the words "double down" across their ...