boston bombing

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: “I Am Sorry For The Lives I Have Taken”

He’s sorry. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev finally spoke publicly today about his role in the Boston Marathon bombing, admitting his guilt in court and apologizing to the victims and their families. “I am sorry for the lives I have taken, for the suffering I have caused, and for the terrible damage I have done,” he said, reports… More »


Boston Marathon Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Has Been Sentenced To Death

Most of the bombing victims’ family members were opposed to the death penalty in Tsarnaev’s case. More »


Don’t Forget To Move Your Pink Dildo When You’re On TV

This unidentified guy was interviewed on the BBC about the Boston bombing earlier this week. I’m sure he gave a great interview, but who cares? There’s a giant pink dildo behind his head. In reality, the pink penis may actually be a water bottle called a Dicky Chug (available in a variety of pleasing colors!),… More »


Support Bucks For Jeff Bauman, The Hero Amputee Who Helped Identify Boston Marathon Bombing Suspects

On Monday, 27-year-old Jeff Bauman lost both of his legs in the Boston Marathon bombing. For him, like so many others, life won’t ever be the same. All of the people impacted by the blast are struggling to cope with what’s happened, but Bauman went the extra mile. When he woke up from his amputations,… More »