Posts tagged "booty call"

Hide Your Good Snacks & Other Rules For Hosting A Booty Call

BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, I hate new sex.

And I know it’s a thing (maybe a sitcom thing?) to bitch about having to do a fake porn moan under the same sweaty, hairy, disgusting meatsack of a pre-corpse you’ve been holding your farts in under for the last five or 10 or 15 years or whatever,…

Samantha Irby / January 10, 2014

8 Ways Avoid Waking Your Roommate Up During A Midnight Booty Call

We’ve all been guilty of it: the middle-of-the-night hookup that was so loud our roommates heard every bit of it. And possibly the neighbors, too. It’s not that we mean to interrupt anyone else’s beauty sleep, of course. It just happened. Er, loudly. But when you reach a certain age — like, say, when you’re…

Jessica Wakeman / April 24, 2013

What We Missed: The Frisky Staff Chats About Planned Parenthood Black Friday Deals, Jessica’s Leg Hair & Cheese Sex!

Happppppy Friday, y’all! It’s time for another episode of What We Missed, the show in which your beloved Frisky staffers (we are beloved, right?) discuss the stories they didn’t get around to writing about this week. On the docket: Jessica’s cockblocking leg hair situation, a Florida Planned Parenthood’s controversial decision to offer Black Friday deals

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 30, 2012

Dear Wendy: “Should I Ask My Booty Call Why He Disappeared?”

I had a booty call/fling/whatever you want to call it with this guy for about nine months. We had both just gotten out of long term relationships so we knew neither of us was looking for anything serious. Besides, the sexual chemistry was fantastic! We weren’t just booty calls, though; we hung out, went and…

Wendy Atterberry / September 21, 2010

The Science Of The Booty Call

Evolutionary psychologist Peter K. Jonason thinks he has this whole friends with benefits thing figured out. Annoyed by seeing only the extremes of one-night stands and marriage being studied, Jonason decided to take a step into the gray area of researching what he calls “the booty call relationship.” The end product is a paper called…

Kelli Bender / August 9, 2010

11 Reasons Not To Call Him Back

You have a missed call … from him. Oh no! What are you going to do, girl? Don’t guilt yourself into an awkward conversation you don’t want to have. Before you touch that dial, does he deserve that return phone call? Or is he on this list ……

Simcha / June 8, 2010

25 Signs You’re Not Actually Dating

Remember when you were in high school and college and dating really just meant “hanging out”? Once you reach a certain age — ahem, 21, when you can legally go out to a restaurant and order a bottle of wine — the definition of dating becomes much, much simpler. In order to be dating someone,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 13, 2010