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Hide Your Good Snacks & Other Rules For Hosting A Booty Call

BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, I hate new sex.

And I know it’s a thing (maybe a sitcom thing?) to bitch about having to do a fake porn moan under the same sweaty, hairy, disgusting meatsack of a pre-corpse you’ve been holding your farts in under for the last five or 10 or 15 years or whatever, but I don’t even care: I WANT THAT.

I’m over the rush of the new; bring on the last dick I’m ever gonna suck. Keep reading »

8 Ways Avoid Waking Your Roommate Up During A Midnight Booty Call

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We’ve all been guilty of it: the middle-of-the-night hookup that was so loud our roommates heard every bit of it. And possibly the neighbors, too. It’s not that we mean to interrupt anyone else’s beauty sleep, of course. It just happened. Er, loudly. But when you reach a certain age — like, say, when you’re old enough to be putting money into a 401K — you really have to cut that out. Your relationship with the person who has the ability who “accidentally” delete your entire TiVo queue depends upon it!

After the jump, eight ways to still have your middle-of-the-night booty call, but do it quietly. Keep reading »

What We Missed: The Frisky Staff Chats About Planned Parenthood Black Friday Deals, Jessica’s Leg Hair & Cheese Sex!

Cheese Sex? Cheese Sex!

Happppppy Friday, y’all! It’s time for another episode of What We Missed, the show in which your beloved Frisky staffers (we are beloved, right?) discuss the stories they didn’t get around to writing about this week. On the docket: Jessica’s cockblocking leg hair situation, a Florida Planned Parenthood’s controversial decision to offer Black Friday deals on exams and Plan B, and the phenomenon of cheese sexYes, cheeeeese sex. All of that and more hilarity above!

Dear Wendy: “Should I Ask My Booty Call Why He Disappeared?”

I had a booty call/fling/whatever you want to call it with this guy for about nine months. We had both just gotten out of long term relationships so we knew neither of us was looking for anything serious. Besides, the sexual chemistry was fantastic! We weren’t just booty calls, though; we hung out, went and saw movies, went to bars together and essentially enjoyed each other’s company. About a week ago communication between the two of us just stopped. I didn’t think much of it, considering the fact that it had to end at some point (as all booty friends do) but I was wondering if it would be out of line for me to approach him about the end of our “relationship.” I’m not upset that it ended, but I feel as if I have a right to know why things just came to a halt. I was curious as to how you would approach a situation like this, or if you even would. — No Longer Booty Called

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The Science Of The Booty Call

Evolutionary psychologist Peter K. Jonason thinks he has this whole friends with benefits thing figured out. Annoyed by seeing only the extremes of one-night stands and marriage being studied, Jonason decided to take a step into the gray area of researching what he calls “the booty call relationship.” The end product is a paper called “Positioning the Booty-Call Relationship on the Spectrum of Relationships.” In it, he believes he answers some pressing questions about why so many people, especially college students, end up with f**k buddies.

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11 Reasons Not To Call Him Back

You have a missed call … from him. Oh no! What are you going to do, girl? Don’t guilt yourself into an awkward conversation you don’t want to have. Before you touch that dial, does he deserve that return phone call? Or is he on this list … Keep reading »

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