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Boob Thoughts: His Inner Monologue Vs. Yours

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Kate Upton Boob Trick
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It’s an interesting moment when you find both you and the man in your life staring intently at your boobs and realize that you are thinking two COMPLETELY different things. While you’re fixated on that errant nipple hair that keeps sprouting back, he’s thinking about how he wants to take you into the bedroom and put nipple clamps on you and see what happens.

A woman’s relationship with her tits is fundamentally complex — sure, it feels good to have her nipples licked, but she’s also constantly aware of how her breasts affect her self-esteem, how they compare to her favorite celebrity’s rack, how they behave when she goes jogging, what they’ll do if she ever gets pregnant, and that mean thing Kara Grossman said about her areolas in the locker room in 7th grade. To him, they are two sexy playthings, nothing more. This can create some hilarious contrast in each gender’s boob-related inner monologue. For example… Keep reading »

This Woman Makes Abstract Paintings With Her Boobs

Boob Art
This Woman Makes Abstract Paintings With Her Boobs
She Painted This With Her Boobs

California based  artist Marcey Hawk, aka “the boobie painter,” is best known for creating with her “God given implements.” As she puts it so succinctly in her introductory YouTube video: “I use my tits to make paintings, people.”

How does Marcey do that exactly? Well, yes, she takes her clothes off and dips her 30D’s in paint, but it’s more complicated then that. Marcey has five distinct boobie painting  techniques she’s perfected: the breast print, the nipple print, the “just the tip,” the “squish and swirl” and the titty twerk. If you’re still curious to see how it’s done (I’m sure you are!), you can subscribe to her YouTube channel, send her a private message and she will send you videos of her employing said techniques in the buff. Keep reading »

Dude Offering Free “Psychic Breast Readings” On Craigslist

Forget Tarot readings, or visiting a psychic to find out what 2014 has in store for you. A man claiming to be able to “read” a woman’s breasts and gain insights into her “Happiness, Success and even Romance” is offering his services for free on New York’s Craigslist! He discovered this magical skill when he was with a half-naked woman and out-of-the-blue he said, “Did you know I can read your breasts?” “You can?” she responded. “ok — go ahead.” Keep reading »

Miranda Kerr Forgets To Wear Her Bra Again

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Just like what she did for her Vogue Korea cover, V magazine spread and Interview pictorial, Miranda Kerr is ditching her bra for the latest cover of Australian’s Harper’s Bazaar. See more braless photos on Celebuzz…

Science: Marijuana Use Might Be Causing Man Boobs

A scene from "Pineapple Express"

Oh man, I better call up all my high school boyfriends and tell them the news before it’s too late. Actually, on second thought, I’ll let them suss this one out for themselves. According to experts (yeah, you heard me, experts!!), regular marijuana use could be to blame for a hormonal imbalance leading to excessive breast tissue in men. Keep reading »

Gross: Topless Gillian Anderson Poses With Eel For Charity

Gillan Anderson Poses With Eel

Fishlove, a charity raising awareness about the impact of overfishing on the earth’s marine ecosystem, are using celebrities to draw attention to their cause. Much like PETA, the celebs pose naked. In this case, with dead marine animals. See the full image on The Blemish…

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