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Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Boobs — Plus Sex Games For The Beach

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  • Nicki Minaj shares her American Idols on Twitter. In this instance, “American Idols” was a euphemism for boobs, but you wouldn’t know that because it was just a joke between me, myself and I. It doesn’t even work because she left the show, so it’s dumb. But it’s Friday and I’m in a dumb mood. Maybe the term will catch on? Probably not. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Speaking of American Idols, Courtney Stodden was out and about showing her new pair off. Goodie! [Socialite Life]
  • According to Courtney Stodden’s mom, she got said new pair of American Idols to look “more natural.” Is the term catching on yet? [Popbytes]
  • If you’re going to the beach this weekend, consider bringing along this game of “Guess The Cosmo Tip.” Always a good time. [Nerve]
  • And when you’re done with “Guess The Cosmo Tip” you can play “Name That Sex Position.” It’s gonna be one hot trip to the beach. [Tres Sugar] Keep reading »

Topless FEMEN Activists Charged With Debauchery

  • The African country of Tunisia put three activists from the topless feminist group FEMEN on trial for debauchery after they bared their breasts in the city’s capital in May. Their lawyers say the women were not behaving in a debauched manner in the deeply Islamic country because they were staging a political protest, not trying to sexually arouse anyone. [Huffington Post]
  • Samantha Power, a former adviser to President Obama, will be named as the United States’ ambassador to the United Nations. Power is replacing Susan Rice, who will become Obama’s national security advisor. [Huffington Post]
  • Hitched columnist Andrea Grimes on how Austin might become the first city in Texas to offer 30 days of paid parental leave to city employees. Note it is parental leave — it could be moms, dads, even same-sex couples. [RH Reality Check] Keep reading »

It’s Hard Out There For A Teen: Boobs, Tribal Feathers, Hipster Glasses Not Allowed!

Teens Who Have Been Banned For Ridiculous Reasons Map

Cleavage, tribal feathers, hipster glasses — oh my! All of those things have gotten students in trouble at schools around the nation. Schools sure have gotten strict, some might say silly, with their rules about what students can and can’t do. Showing cleavage at prom? You know, prom, where everyone wears dresses? NOT OKAY. Wearing a Native American feather to honor your heritage during graduation? VERBOTEN! Glad to hear our nation’s educators are keeping the kiddies safe from boobies and diversity.

Here’s just a few examples of ridiculous bans on high school kids — most of them young women — around the country. After the jump, find out the stories behind these sordid tales.

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A Body Pillow For The Big Breasted Amongst Us

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Big boobs are a blessing and a curse … mostly a curse, or so I hear. Which is why this full-body pillow called ComfyBreasts is utterly intriguing. It’s a regular full-body pillow with a section cut out for the breasts to rest. A well-endowed lady can lie face down for sleep, massages or even chiropractor appointments without painfully squishing her goods. Fantastic right? Our resident busty girl Winona is already finagling a way to buy one, so she can take a really, really long nap. [InventorSpot]

If You Commit A Crime, Distract The Victim With Your Boobs

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The boob tip of the day comes to us straight from a woman in San Francisco. When an argument over a parking spot in the Haight district escalated, the woman intentionally rammed her car into the man’s who would not let her have the parking spot. The woman, who was wearing a super, low-cut dress, drove away, leaving the man to deal with the accident. The victim remembered nothing. He didn’t know what kind of car she was driving, the license plate number or even what the woman looked like. He was, however, “able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage,” said the police. This is so good to know. When in doubt, use your boobs to detract from your bad behavior. I’m sure the victim will have plenty of fun picking boobs out of a police lineup. [Hypervocal[Cleavage photo from Shutterstock]

Scientist Studies Boobs For 15 Years And Determines That Women Shouldn’t Wear Bras

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Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, who is totally not a perv or anything, spent 15 years studying women’s breasts, and in an up-close-and-personal way. His goal was to figure out what worked best for breasts, so he followed 330 women, measuring their breast size, shape and direction for more than a decade. His conclusion? “Medically, physiologically, anatomically” women don’t benefit from bras.

On the contrary, claims Rouillon, who is the main boob guy at University of Besançon in Besançon, France, women’s breasts just get saggier when they wear bras. But that’s only if you’re a certain kind of lady — you know, the kind with perky little tits to begin with. Rouillon admits, “It all depends on the structure of each breast. An overweight, 45-year-old woman with three kids has no business not wearing a bra.” Well, okay then. [Daily MailGawker] [Breast photo from Shutterstock]

Watch Claire Smedley Agonize Over Her 40MMM Boobs

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Claire Smedley’s 70 lb. boobs are the biggest in Britain. Currently a size 40MMM, her “big bubbaloobas” are still growing.

As you can imagine, her gargantuan boobs have caused her some issues. The 30-year-old erotic model says she nearly smothered her last boyfriend to death with her chest and she’s frightened she’s going to do the same to her current partner, Chris. Keep reading »

YouTube Bans Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” Music Video Over Too Many Boobs

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No blurred lines here: YouTube has banned Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” music video for crossing the line. Thicke’s sexy, sultry music video featuring T.I. and Pharrell violated the site’s terms of agreement by being too porny. The unrated version of “Blurred Lines” featured writhing, dancing models undressing down nude-colored lingerie and the phrase “Robin Thicke Has A Big D” flashes onscreen during the song. As Julie put it when she posted the video last week, “Yup, this video falls squarely into the ‘women and their tits-as-set dressing’ category.” You can still watch the more covered-up version of “Blurred Lines” although he looks too much like his dad Alan Thicke — the father on “Growing Pains” — for me to find him remotely sexy. [US Weekly]

“Model” Samantha Boing Boing Breastfeeds A Calf, Posts Proof On Instagram

Good morning! Have you had your coffee yet? Great! Because you’ll need something in your system to help you digest these glorious photos of Brazilian “model” Sabrina Boing Boing breastfeeding a calf. Ms. Boing Boing, whose chief talent appears to be hiring herself out as a Pamela Anderson impersonator, posted the photos on Instagram, with the caption (translated from the Brazilian) “some things don’t need to make sense, just worth it!” Yes, just worth it.

This isn’t Boing Boing’s first erotic foray to the petting zoo. Last week, she posted topless photos of herself about to feed an ostrich, too. (Picture of that after the jump) Somebody get this woman a TV show. [Huffington Post]

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Robin #Thicke’s New Video Is Full Of Nipples, Lambs & Pharrell (NSFW)

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"You're a good girl. I know you want it."

Robin Thicke is trying to make his name a #hashtag thing, and fair enough. His new song “Blurred Lines,”  featuring T.I. and Pharrell is #terrible, but nobody is gonna care once they see the unrated video for it, which is full of basically naked models and their #boobies. It’s hard to remember how the Robin Thicke/Justin Timberlake Ouroboros began — whether it was Justin mimicking Thicke or vice versa. Nevertheless, this video has it all: barenaked models dancing poorly, T.I. pulling a lady’s hair, blatant references to the size of Robin Thicke’s penis, and the line “you’re a good girl, I know you want it,” which isn’t the slightest bit rape-y or anything. Yup, this video falls squarely into the “women and their tits-as-set dressing” category. Also, inexplicably, there is a lamb in it too. We could go on and on, but we’ll leave you with the wise words of sagacious Internet commenter Sean O’Connor: “Came for the boobs, stayed for the boobs, came because of the boobs.” [YouTube]

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