Posts tagged "boobs"

If You Commit A Crime, Distract The Victim With Your Boobs

The boob tip of the day comes to us straight from a woman in San Francisco. When an argument over a parking spot in the Haight district escalated, the woman intentionally rammed her car into the man's who would not let her have the parking spot. The woman, who was wearing a super, low-cut dress,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 13, 2013

Scientist Studies Boobs For 15 Years And Determines That Women Shouldn’t Wear Bras

Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, who is totally not a perv or anything, spent 15 years studying women's breasts, and in an up-close-and-personal way. His goal was to figure out what worked best for breasts, so he followed 330 women, measuring their breast size, shape and direction for more than a decade. His conclusion? "Medically, physiologically, anatomically"

By: Julie Gerstein / April 11, 2013

Watch Claire Smedley Agonize Over Her 40MMM Boobs

Claire Smedley's 70 lb. boobs are the biggest in Britain. Currently a size 40MMM, her "big bubbaloobas" are still growing. As you can imagine, her gargantuan boobs have caused her some issues. The 30-year-old erotic model says she nearly smothered her last boyfriend to death with her chest and she's frightened she's going to do…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 11, 2013

YouTube Bans Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” Music Video Over Too Many Boobs

No blurred lines here: YouTube has banned Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" music video for crossing the line. Thicke's sexy, sultry music video featuring T.I. and Pharrell violated the site's terms of agreement by being too porny. The unrated version of "Blurred Lines" featured writhing, dancing models undressing down nude-colored lingerie and the phrase "Robin Thicke Ha…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 2, 2013

“Model” Samantha Boing Boing Breastfeeds A Calf, Posts Proof On Instagram

Good morning! Have you had your coffee yet? Great! Because you'll need something in your system to help you digest these glorious photos of Brazilian "model" Sabrina Boing Boing breastfeeding a calf. Ms. Boing Boing, whose chief talent appears to be hiring herself out as a Pamela Anderson impersonator, posted the photos on Instagram, with…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 28, 2013

Robin #Thicke’s New Video Is Full Of Nipples, Lambs & Pharrell (NSFW)

Robin Thicke is trying to make his name a #hashtag thing, and fair enough. His new song "Blurred Lines,"  featuring T.I. and Pharrell is #terrible, but nobody is gonna care once they see the unrated video for it, which is full of basically naked models and their #boobies. It's hard to remember how the Robi…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 27, 2013

Do Not Want: Barbie Boob Necklaces

If I work really hard, I can almost convince myself that these Barbie boob necklaces are funky and irreverent and cool, but then I remember they're made from disembodied doll parts, and get creeped out. If that wasn't bad enough, I can only imagine that adding a second pair of boobs to my chest area…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 25, 2013

12 Celebs Who’ve Insured Body Parts

According to Jennifer Love Hewitt, her 36C breasts are worth millions. "The Client List" star told US Weekly: "I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?'" But then she…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 13, 2013

All The Model Nip Slips — And Vaginas, Too! — From Paris Fashion Week (NSFW)

Admit it, you're a perv. That's why you've clicked on this here slideshow, featuring all manner of boobs, nipples and vaginas from the latest runway shows. And yes, they're all there -- from the gauzy breasts at Alexis Mabille, to the blatant nip slips at Elie Saab. And we haven't even begun talking about the…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 6, 2013

Valege Lingerie Presents A Pair Of Animated Tits Bumping Nipples (NSFW)

French lingerie line Valega made some weird boob cartoons to promote their Finally Together push up bra. The ads feature animated breasts (with arms and legs) joyfully reuniting. In this commercial, right and left breasts meet at the airport and engage in a highly disturbing nipple bumping squishfest. The other spots take place respectively at…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 20, 2013

Boise Man Wins A Free Boob Job, Can’t Figure Out What To Do With It

It's always uncomfortable to receive a gift you don't want. You remember your childhood birthday parties. Just smile and say thanks for the Barbie you already have! Boise man, Andy Thompson, found himself in an extremely awkward position when he won a $3,000 voucher for breast augmentation surgery. For Mardi Gras, a local bar wa…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 20, 2013

16 Strange Pieces of “Sexy” Valentine’s Day Lingerie

Sure, "sexy" is highly subjective. And if you like any or all of the lingerie found in this gallery, go wild. I just happen to think some of it looks highly painful/questionable/ridiculous. Click through and decide.

By: Julie Gerstein / February 13, 2013

The Best Boobs At The 2013 Grammy Awards

As we might have mentioned, the 2013 Grammys were a special affair. Not just because of the return of Justin Timberlake and a special appearance by Prince and his pimp cane, but because prior to the broadcast, CBS sent out a memo outlining a very special dress code. The dress code attempted to quell the…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 11, 2013

19 Sexy Lingerie Models Whose Boobs Are Mysteriously Missing Nipples

It's hard out there for a nipple. Or at least, it must be -- that's what we've got to assume based on the fact that so many lingerie models seem to be missing theirs these days. As we attempted to shop for sexy V-Day lingerie, we were struck by all of these hapless models, who've…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 4, 2013

Jennifer Lawrence On The Shocking Discovery That Her Boobs Are Not Symmetrical

"I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven … I was like standing there with these doctors and they're like looking at my lungs and I just couldn't—it felt like an elephant in the room—and I was like, 'Are my breast…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 1, 2013

15 Celebs Getting Felt Up

It looks Justin Bieber is adapting to single life quite nicely. This week, he got to second base with a fan at a Florida meet-and-greet. Or maybe he was just squeezing her boob to help prevent breast cancer. How gentlemanly of him! Either way, the girl appears to be enjoying it very much. I hope…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 30, 2013

Tweeting Pictures Of Your Boobs Isn’t Really Feminist, Y’all

I guess "feminism" now means tweeting pictures of your cleavage with the hashtag #KUboobs to support your college sports team? At least that's how some football basketball fans at the University of Kansas see it. Oh, fighting about "choice feminism": will it ever get old? [Feministing] On the Supreme Court's historic Roe vs. Wade decision at 40 and…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 22, 2013

Woman Smothers Boyfriend To Death With Her Boobs

In case you were wondering, and I know you were, breasts can be used as a weapon. Washington woman, Donna Lange has been charged with second-degree manslaughter for smothering her 51-year-old boyfriend to death with her boobs. This weekend, at a Snohomish County trailer park, neighbors called the cops when they heard a man screaming…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 22, 2013

School Allegedly Suggested A Breast Reduction Would Stop 6th Grader’s Sexual Harassment

Middle school is rough on all of us. It's especially rough when the administration at your middle school blames you for the sexual harassment you're getting because of the size of your boobs. And it's downright hellish when said administration suggests to your mother that a breast reduction might help.

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 21, 2013

Taylor Swift Should Never, Ever Get Back Together With Her Makeup Artist

Okay, fine, her skin looks amazing, but I really want to come at Tay Tay with some cotton swabs, makeup remover, and a blending brush right about now, because all that rust eyeshadow is making her look rather corpse-y. On the plus side, her breasteses look fab! Harry Styles, boy, eat your clam-loving heart out.

By: Rachel Krause / January 10, 2013
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 14