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Semi-Deep Thoughts About Heidi Klum’s Boob Twitpic

You guys, this Twitpic Heidi Klum posted yesterday has been confounding me. I keep looking at it and asking myself, But what does it mean? I decided to do some free writing to try to get to the bottom of it all, because clearly, Heidi is trying to tell us something. … More »


The Issue With Boobs And Sports

Boobs are great for a lot of things. But as anyone who has at least average-sized breasts has probably noticed, sports are not one of those things. Breasts pose a problem for athletes for several reasons. First, they are extra weight to slow down competitors. Boobs can get in the way of a golf, tennis,… More »


The Clap-Off Bra Will Change The World

It was just a matter of time before the sound-activated technology people used to turn lights on and off in the ’80s would be applied to our undergarments. The possibilities are endless with artist Randy Sarafan’s Clap-Off Bra. Seriously, you just clap your hands and the tit sling falls right off.  Just think: Inexperienced teenage boys… More »


Woman Ejected From A Water Park For Her Skimpy Bikini

Last week, Madelyn Sheaffer went to Adventure Oasis Water Park in Independence, Missouri with her teenage daughter. Sheaffer, who recently lost 100 pounds, was proud to be wearing a bikini for the outing. The park officials, however, did not feel the same way.

While she was cooling off in the pool, two teenage… More »


Jourdan Dunn Isn’t Even Mad The She Was Cut From Dior’s Show Over Her Boobs

You know the fashion industry is in a bad place when a model doesn’t mind being cut from a runway show for the size of her boobs because she’s usually dropped from shows for her race. Yesterday, Jourdan Dunn tweeted that she had been cut from the Christian Dior Couture show in Paris that took… More »


Weight Gain And Bigger Boobs Are Birth Control Myths

There goes my excuse for the Freshmen 15. Only three to four percent of women actually gain weight on the birth control pill, according to Dr. Anne Burke, associate professor of gynecology at Johns Hopkins. The pounds you think you pack on from the pill could actually be from those cafeteria fries, or the six… More »


5 (Scary) Things To Know About Exploding Breast Implants

New thing to be afraid of: exploding breast implants!  The trauma is not unheard of, but the particular way in which one Beijing woman’s implants combusted just might be. After lying on her stomach for four hours playing a game called Dragon Summon on her phone, the woman experienced severe pain in her chest and… More »


Farrah Abraham Goes Topless On The Beach, Because Why Not?

Too afraid to watch Farrah Abraham’s much-maligned sex tape? Well, you can always check out these slightly more safe for work (but still, you know, unsafe for life) photos of the former Teen Mom star posing topless at a beach in Malibu.

The photo shoot was apparently done to celebrate her most recent… More »


Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Boobs — Plus Sex Games For The Beach

Nicki Minaj shares her American Idols on Twitter. In this instance, “American Idols” was a euphemism for boobs, but you wouldn’t know that because it was just a joke between me, myself and I. It doesn’t even work because she left the show, so it’s dumb. But it’s Friday and I’m in a dumb… More »


Topless FEMEN Activists Charged With Debauchery

The African country of Tunisia put three activists from the topless feminist group FEMEN on trial for debauchery after they bared their breasts in the city’s capital in May. Their lawyers say the women were not behaving in a debauched manner in the deeply Islamic country because they were staging a political protest, notMore »


It’s Hard Out There For A Teen: Boobs, Tribal Feathers, Hipster Glasses Not Allowed!

Cleavage, tribal feathers, hipster glasses — oh my! All of those things have gotten students in trouble at schools around the nation. Schools sure have gotten strict, some might say silly, with their rules about what students can and can’t do. Showing cleavage at prom? You know, prom, where everyone wears dresses? NOT OKAY. Wearing… More »


A Body Pillow For The Big Breasted Amongst Us

Big boobs are a blessing and a curse … mostly a curse, or so I hear. Which is why this full-body pillow called ComfyBreasts is utterly intriguing. It’s a regular full-body pillow with a section cut out for the breasts to rest. A well-endowed lady can lie face down for sleep, massages or even chiropractor… More »


Tittooing & 8 Other Things You Don’t Need To Do To Your Nipples (NSFWish)

Plucking nipple hair is no longer enough when it comes to boob maintenance. In the UK, nipple tattooing, or “tittooing” as it’s called, is becoming popular for women who want “the perfect boobs” (whatever that means). The semi-permanent treatment, which started as a medical procedure for breast reconstruction patients, is now being done cosmetically to… More »


If You Commit A Crime, Distract The Victim With Your Boobs

The boob tip of the day comes to us straight from a woman in San Francisco. When an argument over a parking spot in the Haight district escalated, the woman intentionally rammed her car into the man’s who would not let her have the parking spot. The woman, who was wearing a super, low-cut dress,… More »


Scientist Studies Boobs For 15 Years And Determines That Women Shouldn’t Wear Bras

Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, who is totally not a perv or anything, spent 15 years studying women’s breasts, and in an up-close-and-personal way. His goal was to figure out what worked best for breasts, so he followed 330 women, measuring their breast size, shape and direction for more than a decade. His conclusion? “Medically, physiologically, anatomically”More »


Watch Claire Smedley Agonize Over Her 40MMM Boobs

Claire Smedley’s 70 lb. boobs are the biggest in Britain. Currently a size 40MMM, her “big bubbaloobas” are still growing.

As you can imagine, her gargantuan boobs have caused her some issues. The 30-year-old erotic model says she nearly smothered her last boyfriend to death with her chest and she’s frightened she’s going… More »


YouTube Bans Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” Music Video Over Too Many Boobs

No blurred lines here: YouTube has banned Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” music video for crossing the line. Thicke’s sexy, sultry music video featuring T.I. and Pharrell violated the site’s terms of agreement by being too porny. The unrated version of “Blurred Lines” featured writhing, dancing models undressing down nude-colored lingerie and the phrase “Robin Thicke Has… More »


“Model” Samantha Boing Boing Breastfeeds A Calf, Posts Proof On Instagram

Good morning! Have you had your coffee yet? Great! Because you’ll need something in your system to help you digest these glorious photos of Brazilian “model” Sabrina Boing Boing breastfeeding a calf. Ms. Boing Boing, whose chief talent appears to be hiring herself out as a Pamela Anderson impersonator, posted the photos on Instagram, with… More »


Robin #Thicke’s New Video Is Full Of Nipples, Lambs & Pharrell (NSFW)

Robin Thicke is trying to make his name a #hashtag thing, and fair enough. His new song “Blurred Lines,”  featuring T.I. and Pharrell is #terrible, but nobody is gonna care once they see the unrated video for it, which is full of basically naked models and their #boobies. It’s hard to remember how the Robin… More »


Do Not Want: Barbie Boob Necklaces

If I work really hard, I can almost convince myself that these Barbie boob necklaces are funky and irreverent and cool, but then I remember they’re made from disembodied doll parts, and get creeped out. If that wasn’t bad enough, I can only imagine that adding a second pair of boobs to my chest area… More »


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