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12 Pairs Of Celebrity Boobs Trying To Escape

Amelia McDonell-ParryFebruary 20, 2012 //

Guess The Boobs!

Guess which boobs belong to which celeb. 23 Photos »

This is Helen Flanagan. She’s a star in the U.K., famous for being on a show called “Coronation Street,” and, it appears, her penchant for revealing outfits. If this particular outfit is any indication, I don’t think Helen’s clothes would be quite so revealing if she just bought them in her size. Her breasts seem understandably angry about being expected to stay under wraps. They’re rebelling! Anyway, here are 11 other pairs of celeb boobs that would like to join the movement. “Titties of the world in too tight clothing, unite!”

Woman With The World’s Largest Breasts Gets Her Inevitable “My Strange Addiction” Episode

Jessica WakemanFebruary 17, 2012 //

Meet Sheyla Hershey

Sheyla Hershey has the world's biggests breasts at 38KKK. Read More »

Small Boobs Rule!

10 reasons to love small boobies. Read More »

Celebs' Post-Baby Boobs

You get a new baby and you get bigger boobs. It's win-win! Read More »

sheyla hershey world's largest boobs photo

We’ve long been fascinated by/concerned for Sheyla Hershey, record holder of the world’s largest boobs. The 32-year-old Brazilian model carries around size 38KKK mammaries. (Or tried to, anyway. It turns out that carrying a gallon of silicone in your ta-tas is dangerous, which Sheyla learned the hard way when she developed a ~~staff~~ staph infection and had to have them removed.) We knew that with circus boobs this size, it was not long before Sheyla appeared on reality television. Keep reading »

How Your Sex Toys Are Made (NSFW)

Ami AngelowiczFebruary 16, 2012 //

Pictures From Ningbo Yamei Sex Toy Factory

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Ridic Sex Products

You won't be needing these ridiculous sex products. 14 Photos »

I can’t stop looking at these photos from the Ningbo Yamei toy factory in China. The company produces 13 different models of blow-up dolls.They sold more than 50,000 dolls last year alone. Oh, and vibrators too. If you were wondering how your inflatable or vibrating date is manufactured, these photos should demystify the process for you. Yes, this is a boob in process. Spray painted areolas are terribly sexy, aren’t they? Warning: even though these body parts are plastic, they are still NSFW. [Buzzfeed]

10 Reasons To Love Small Boobs

Kate FridkisFebruary 13, 2012 //

Brave Style

10 things this writer will wear when she's braver. Read More »

Boob Tricks

10 things women do with their boobs that drive men wild. 11 Photos »

Guess The Boobs!

Guess which boobs belong to which celeb. 23 Photos »

I like boobs. I’m a straight woman, but really, who doesn’t appreciate them? Robots. Reptiles. Sauron. That’s about it. And I’m not even positive about Sauron. He might have, at some point, before he was all disembodied. Breasts are awesome. As feminist writer Gail Collins said in her New York Times piece, “Everybody likes breasts — infants, adults, women, men. Really, it’s America’s most popular body part.” But sometimes it seems like we only get to talk about how awesome certain kinds of boobs are. The ones that are bold, perfectly round, Sports Illustrated-style, belonging to Christina Hendricks, full, plush, generous, prominent, and just generally big.

Those words do not describe my breasts, but I like mine anyway. For some reason, I never learned to be ashamed. I listened to my brothers (and the world) make enthusiastic comments about well-endowed women, and, although I had a few moments of “Seriously, God? Where’s the rest of my chest? YOU FORGOT SOMETHING,” I grew up generally liking the way I looked. It could be that there’s something wrong with my brain. But I think it’s more likely that small boobs are pretty great. Here’s why. Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I Dated A Guy With Man Boobs

Annie JamesFebruary 13, 2012 //

Moobs

When boobs happen to men. 9 Photos »

Guess The Boobs!

Guess which boobs belong to which celeb. 23 Photos »

Buppets! (NSFW)

Boob puppets are here. 10 Photos »

The first rule of man boobs: Don’t talk about the man boobs. Following that: Don’t touch the man boobs. And like a lackey on a Nicholas Cage set, do not look the man boobs in the eye. Errr, nipple.

In my decade and a half experience negotiating male bodies, I have seen some things. Male genitalia obviously comes in all shapes, sizes and easterly orientations. Y chromosomes often cause their carrier vessels to have hair in the strangest of places (and shapes).

But what I had never encountered until age 31 was the man boob — until recently. I may be an anomaly. None of my friends were shocked when I told them I chanced upon a man with breasts. There is even a slang for them. The gays apparently call them “moobs.” Of course in that community, they are shunned and sentenced to the David Barton Gym for immediate alteration. Doctors, I have been told, refer to it as gynecomastia. It’s the abnormal development of larger than normal mammary glands in men resulting in the appearance of breasts. The terms literally comes from the Greek, gyne, meaning woman, and mastos, meaning breasts: men with lady breasts. It often happens when men past 30 let themselves go. Meaning it often happens to men past 30.

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9 Boob Puppets Perfect For Your Buppet Show (NSFW)

Ami AngelowiczFebruary 8, 2012 //

NSFW 2011 Nip Slips

The best and worst nipple slips of 2011 (NSFW). 16 Photos »

Boob Tricks

10 things women do with their boobs that drive men wild. 11 Photos »

Guess The Boobs!

Guess which boobs belong to which celeb. 23 Photos »

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I’ve heard of women naming their breasts, but blogger Heidi Leigh took boob play a step further. She had the brilliant idea to dress her breasts up like puppets, or “buppets,” as she calls them. People seemed to enjoy her breast puppetry, so they started submitting their own buppets to her blog, Tit Thinks It’s People. Um, we think she’s onto something here. Apparently, there is way more fun to be had with our boobs. We should put on a buppet show! It would be the breast! Who’s in? Click through to see some of our favorite buppets. And obviously, though these breasts appear in costume, they are still NSFW.

Damn, Girl, That Plastic Looks Good On You

Julie GersteinJanuary 31, 2012 //

Guess The Boobs!

Guess which boobs belong to which celeb. 23 Photos »

13 Celeb Side Boobs

Side boob is the new cleavage. 14 Photos »

2011 Emmy Boobs

The best and worst boobs at the 2011 Emmy Awards. Read More »

Boob Tricks

10 things women do with their boobs that drive men wild. 11 Photos »

This is French R&B singer Shy’m. And she looks friggin’ awesome in this strange couture creation she wore to the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes. As the cheerleading squad at my high school used to say, “Don’t hate, appreciate.”

Funny Or Die Removed Comic’s “Obscene” Breastfeeding Skit (NFSW)

Jessica WakemanJanuary 24, 2012 //

Breastfeeding Celebs

These famous moms know breast is best! 12 Photos »

The Breast Milk Diet

Say what?! Read More »

Breast Milk Attack!

Why did this woman attack cops -- with breast milk? Read More »

… because what is more obscene than feeding your hungry children?! I mean, UGH.

I am being hyperbolic; the comedy site Funny Or Die was not. Comedian Ahna Tessler is a breastfeeding mama of twins and she submitted a skit of herself, which incorporated the breastfeeding, on Funny Or Die. The short skit called “Leah Got A Job” is about a woman who just got hired as an art teacher even though she hates children — and while she’s bitching about kids, the camera pans down to where a baby is latched to each boob. It’s shocking only because seeing a woman breastfeeding her child on camera is shocking — after two seconds of shock, it’s just “oh, she’s feeding the kids.” The video isn’t even that funny. Overall, it’s not a big deal.

At least, not to me. Funny Or Die thought differently. According to The New York Times, Ahna Tessler’s video was flagged as “obscene” — perhaps by a moderator — and not published. But what’s really a headscratcher is that her previous Funny Or Die videos were all taken down and her account with the site was suspended. Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Why Dolly Parton Showed Anderson Cooper Her Boobs

Jessica WakemanJanuary 18, 2012 //

Dolly On Natural Beauty

Dolly Parton says her natural hair color is "dishwater." Read More »

Lamenting Double D's

Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton complain about boobs on Twitter. Read More »

Makeup At 3am

Dolly Parton gets up at 3a.m. to start putting on makeup and doing her hair. Read More »

Evening Quickies

Obama has demanded to see 90-year-old Betty White's birth certificate. Read More »

Dolly Parton showed her boobs to Anderson Cooper to prove the rose tattoo on her cleavage in “Joyful Noise” is fake. [People]
The rumored Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split is all but official, sources say. [Celebitchy]
An interview from Star magazine in the UK claiming to be Beyoncé’s first post-baby interview is “completely made up,” says her rep. [Hollywood Reporter]
Paris Hilton is recording a new album. Thank God almighty. [Starpulse]
Sixty-seven days, seven hours and 28 minutes until “Mad Men” returns. I know this because there’s actually a countdown clock. [SecretsAreBack.com]
I’m obsessed with Butter London’s spring 2012 polish colors and names: Slapper, Bossy Boots, Trout Pout, Knackered and Disco Biscuit. Everyone else can go home. Butter London wins. Trout Pout is the best nail polish name ever. [Racked]
Dudes explain the appeal of the money shot, as if it needs explaining. [Em & Lo]
Watch a “Jeopardy” contestant guess “donkey punch” — a fictional sex act — as an answer. He was wrong, by the way. [Nerve.com] Keep reading »

The Best Boobs At The 2012 Golden Globe Awards

Julie GersteinJanuary 16, 2012 //

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Yes, it’s great that “The Artist” won big at last night’s Golden Globes, but all we can think about is the gorgeous gowns — and fabulous racks — last night’s attendees sported. The famous ladies, and their boobs, were out in droves, and we’ve culled through hundreds of photos to find the best breasts at the Globes. Click through to see whose boobies made a lasting impression.