“I actually had a nightmare the other night that people were trying to deflate my boobs while I was working. They had tubes and I was trying to work, but they kept getting smaller. I was like: ‘Guys, don’t take them away!’ I’m getting issues about it, I think.”
– I would love to be a fly on the wall when Jennifer Love Hewitt discusses this nightmare in therapy. [The Sun UK]
The moment that most of the world has been waiting for: Sofia Vergara’s naked flesh in print. The sexy star slipped into a see-through angel getup for the May cover of GQ Mexico. We think her sheer moment was well worth the wait. Click here to see the NSFW version! This got us thinking about other celebs who’ve bared it all for the sake of a photo spread. Just for fun, we decided to give you a little peep show. Go ahead, look. You know you want to. [Celebslam]
Oh, was Rihanna on a Hawaiian vacation? I thought she was at Coachella Tweeting pics of herself looking amazing in a denim bikini. Anyhow, she was in Hawaii and she posted the Facebook pictures to prove it. We get it, she looks freaking bangin’ in a bikini. Only problem: She accidentally posted one which exposed her nipple. Hey, it happens to the best of us sometimes. Click on to see the NSFW shot of Ri Ri and more celebs whose nipples have accidentally escaped their clothing. [Gossip Cop]
I’ve written before about the pros and cons of big boobs, so I’m really excited to see Busty Girl Comics illustrate the plight of busty girls so perfectly. Large breasts may be sexy, but trust me, they also make simple activities — like walking down stairs, washing dishes, or even crossing your arms — a lot more complicated. Click through for a few examples that made me laugh out loud, and check out the Busty Girl website for more… [via Buzzfeed]
Posing with body paint is almost exactly like posing naked, just with more creativity. I don’t know how you were celebrating “Titty Tuesday” yesterday, but this is what Coco was up to. She was getting all covered in body paint and becoming a Superhero. I’m not sure what her super powers are meant to be (mesmerizing mere mortals with her boobs?), but I love the touch of the fireball shooting from her hand. Very menacing. She gets an “A” for originality. But Coco is hardly the first celebrity to make body paint art. Click through to see some more painted ladies. [Who Say]
Body painting by RoByn Thompson of www.nycbodyart.com.
Jennifer Lawrence is on the cover of Rolling Stone this week, and she looks amazing (does she ever not?), wearing heavy black eyeliner and a sheer white T-shirt that gives a clear view of sideboob. And then inside the mag, she wears an extremely low-cut red swimsuit (how “Baywatch”!) that reveals what might be a new type of cleavage – insideboob. Sure, she might be a bit more covered up than other celebrities who have shown us some sideboob (ahem, Lauren Conrad), but hey, it still counts. Speaking of those other celebrities, click through to check out some legendary sideboob moments from Hollywood’s biggest stars…