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Do Boobs Have Their Own “Eras”? Let’s Ask Playboy!

Bored at work? A little horny? Head right on over to Playboy‘s website for a gratuitous boob photo spread on the “Evolution of the Boob”! Playboy dipped into their old photos to show us breasts from the past six decades because, apparently, “boob shape” is as cyclical as fashion. Now, I looked at those mammaries long and hard and I daresay there’s no difference between ’50s boobs or ’80s boobs or ’90s boobs. The only way breasts have “evolved” — if you could even call it that — would be in terms of “pre-breast implants” and “post breast-implants.” But hey, if Playboy‘s foxy Miss November pin-up 1958 reminds men that bleached blond hair, fake nails and giant silicone tatas were not always considered “attractive,” fine with me! Keep reading »

Russian Model With Circus Boobs Says Turbulence Ruined Her Plastic Surgery

It probably hurt, but Russian model Iren Ferrari learned a valuable life lesson about plastic surgery: Ferrari is suing a Swiss airline after she says turbulence burst her size 44J breast implants. But I will take take her word for it that they are as fragile as big, sexy water balloons. Ferrari claims the rocking plane threw her surgically altered body into her facing seat and her lawyer helpfully added, “The space between the seats was too tight for her breasts.” Maybe if Chesty LaRue wins the $120,000 she’s asking for, she can get her circus boobs a breast reduction. [The Sun UK] Keep reading »

Topless Transgender Women Told To Cover Up At Beach, Spared Arrest By Their Boy Parts

Welcome to womanhood, ladies! A group of transgender women sunbathing topless at Rehoboth Beach in Delaware over Memorial Day weekend drew the finger-wag of a lifeguard when they refused to cover their “surgically enhanced breasts.” Police were called over these tatas! The police chief says these women were not committing a crime, however, because the gals have boy parts down there and therefore cannot be charged with indecent exposure. Now some wackadoodle politician at Rehoboth Beach is considering a specific law to address such a problem. Really, let’s address the real problem here: were these gals wearing sunscreen or risking nipple melanoma? [Los Angeles Times] Keep reading »

Get The Big Breasts You’ve Always Wanted … With A Boob Scarf

If I had a “boob scarf,” I would be forced to fling it over my shoulder and knock peeps in the face with my titties. But that’s just me. See the full boob scarf — $25 on Etsy.com — after the jump … Keep reading »

Tennis Player Simona Halep’s Breast Reduction Deflates Her Fan Base

This is all kinds of creepy: fans of 18-year-old Romanian tennis player Simona Halep petitioned the player (on Facebook and elsewhere) against getting a breast reduction when she announced her big boobs hurt her and hindered her game. Why make such an announcement in the first place? Who knows. But in a message to her fans — for some reason she felt the need to explain this further — Halep said, “It’s the weight that troubles me. My ability to react quickly [is compromised and] my breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. I don’t like them in my everyday life, either. I would have gone for surgery even if I hadn’t been a sportswoman.” A breast reduction surgery last summer has since reduced Halep’s 34DD cup size to a 34C, which hopefully her fans can deal with. Really, people: she’s a teen tennis star who made it all the way to the French Open last weekend, not a Maxim pin-up. That’s Anna Kournikova you’re thinking of. [Daily Mail UK]
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Quotable: Will.i.am Is A Boob Man

“I’m not a gold digger, I’m a boob digger. I like boobs.”

Will.i.am from The Black Eyed Peas, who unfortunately did not call himself a “butt digger,” because that would have been awesome. [The Sun UK] Keep reading »

iTit: The Mouse With A Joystick Nipple

Rejoice, nerds everywhere, you will finally get to grope a breast. And not just any boob, this one is pretty dang powerful. Rest your hand on the soft rubber top for that real feel. Tweak the nipple to make the arrow squirm. I can’t say what messages the iTit will send to your penis, but your computer will obey its every command. Isn’t it amazing how technology keeps finding ways to improve internet porn?! But you one-handed typers out there, if you do actually ever get a woman to come back to your place, you better hide this. [Yanko Design via Trend Hunter] Keep reading »

Cami Secret Is One They Never Should Have Let Out Of The Box

Behold the Cami Secret! A handkerchief that hooks on to your bra so when you wear a low-cut top, your lecherous male co-workers won’t spontaneously motorboard you. (Ohmigosh, you have that problem too?!) It won’t ruin your clothes with safety pins, and it eliminates the need for those annoying camisoles you have to wear underneath some shirts. In short, this is a bib for your boobs. And guess what! It’s adjustable so that you can slide it up and down to choose how much boob crack you want to show off. Our guess: Cami Secret was invented by a frustrated and disturbed mom with an overly developed teenage daughter. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Quickies: Why Men Love Breasts & “Sex and the City 2″ Is So Worth Your Money

  • Why do men like boobs? The answer is a lot simpler than you think. [Your Tango]
  • Do you want to win $500 to spend at Bluefly? Of course, you do. Simply tell them about the “fly-est thing” in your closet and you’ll be entered to win the prize. [Bluefly]
  • Vice President Joe Biden says President Barack Obama was “laughing like the devil” at his F-bomb gaffe when the health care bill was signed. [Political Hotsheet]
  • Is the Archie comic getting its first gay character?! [BuzzFeed]

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Important Question Of The Day: Are We Participating In “Boobquake”?

Remember how the other day that charming Iranian prayer leader theorized that women cause earthquakes? Well, Blag Hag blogger Jen McCreight wants to test-drive that theory by proposing a “boobquake.” On Monday, April 26, she is encouraging women of the world to join her while she experiments with the natural power of her breasts in the name of science. Jen recommends we all wear cleavage-bearing tops or short shorts and see if the earth begins to move. So, who’s in? [Newser] Keep reading »

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