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Topless Transgender Women Told To Cover Up At Beach, Spared Arrest By Their Boy Parts

Jessica WakemanJune 4, 2010 //

Welcome to womanhood, ladies! A group of transgender women sunbathing topless at Rehoboth Beach in Delaware over Memorial Day weekend drew the finger-wag of a lifeguard when they refused to cover their “surgically enhanced breasts.” Police were called over these tatas! The police chief says these women were not committing a crime, however, because the gals have boy parts down there and therefore cannot be charged with indecent exposure. Now some wackadoodle politician at Rehoboth Beach is considering a specific law to address such a problem. Really, let’s address the real problem here: were these gals wearing sunscreen or risking nipple melanoma? [Los Angeles Times] Keep reading »

Get The Big Breasts You’ve Always Wanted … With A Boob Scarf

Jessica WakemanJune 1, 2010 //

If I had a “boob scarf,” I would be forced to fling it over my shoulder and knock peeps in the face with my titties. But that’s just me. See the full boob scarf — $25 on Etsy.com — after the jump … Keep reading »

Tennis Player Simona Halep’s Breast Reduction Deflates Her Fan Base

Jessica WakemanMay 26, 2010 //

This is all kinds of creepy: fans of 18-year-old Romanian tennis player Simona Halep petitioned the player (on Facebook and elsewhere) against getting a breast reduction when she announced her big boobs hurt her and hindered her game. Why make such an announcement in the first place? Who knows. But in a message to her fans — for some reason she felt the need to explain this further — Halep said, “It’s the weight that troubles me. My ability to react quickly [is compromised and] my breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. I don’t like them in my everyday life, either. I would have gone for surgery even if I hadn’t been a sportswoman.” A breast reduction surgery last summer has since reduced Halep’s 34DD cup size to a 34C, which hopefully her fans can deal with. Really, people: she’s a teen tennis star who made it all the way to the French Open last weekend, not a Maxim pin-up. That’s Anna Kournikova you’re thinking of. [Daily Mail UK]
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Quotable: Will.i.am Is A Boob Man

Jessica WakemanMay 24, 2010 //

“I’m not a gold digger, I’m a boob digger. I like boobs.”

— Will.i.am from The Black Eyed Peas, who unfortunately did not call himself a “butt digger,” because that would have been awesome. [The Sun UK] Keep reading »

iTit: The Mouse With A Joystick Nipple

SimchaMay 19, 2010 //

Rejoice, nerds everywhere, you will finally get to grope a breast. And not just any boob, this one is pretty dang powerful. Rest your hand on the soft rubber top for that real feel. Tweak the nipple to make the arrow squirm. I can’t say what messages the iTit will send to your penis, but your computer will obey its every command. Isn’t it amazing how technology keeps finding ways to improve internet porn?! But you one-handed typers out there, if you do actually ever get a woman to come back to your place, you better hide this. [Yanko Design via Trend Hunter] Keep reading »

Cami Secret Is One They Never Should Have Let Out Of The Box

Leonora EpsteinMay 7, 2010 //

Behold the Cami Secret! A handkerchief that hooks on to your bra so when you wear a low-cut top, your lecherous male co-workers won’t spontaneously motorboard you. (Ohmigosh, you have that problem too?!) It won’t ruin your clothes with safety pins, and it eliminates the need for those annoying camisoles you have to wear underneath some shirts. In short, this is a bib for your boobs. And guess what! It’s adjustable so that you can slide it up and down to choose how much boob crack you want to show off. Our guess: Cami Secret was invented by a frustrated and disturbed mom with an overly developed teenage daughter. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Quickies: Why Men Love Breasts & “Sex and the City 2″ Is So Worth Your Money

Annika HarrisApril 22, 2010 //
  • Why do men like boobs? The answer is a lot simpler than you think. [Your Tango]
  • Do you want to win $500 to spend at Bluefly? Of course, you do. Simply tell them about the “fly-est thing” in your closet and you’ll be entered to win the prize. [Bluefly]
  • Vice President Joe Biden says President Barack Obama was “laughing like the devil” at his F-bomb gaffe when the health care bill was signed. [Political Hotsheet]
  • Is the Archie comic getting its first gay character?! [BuzzFeed]

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Important Question Of The Day: Are We Participating In “Boobquake”?

Ami AngelowiczApril 22, 2010 //

Remember how the other day that charming Iranian prayer leader theorized that women cause earthquakes? Well, Blag Hag blogger Jen McCreight wants to test-drive that theory by proposing a “boobquake.” On Monday, April 26, she is encouraging women of the world to join her while she experiments with the natural power of her breasts in the name of science. Jen recommends we all wear cleavage-bearing tops or short shorts and see if the earth begins to move. So, who’s in? [Newser] Keep reading »

Spencer Pratt, This Is Your Future: Woman Knocks Man Out … With Her Chest

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comApril 12, 2010 //


I can only imagine the back pain that would be caused by having 40 LL boobs. But, oh, there are other hazards, too. The woman in this video tells a story about almost suffocating her boyfriend with her chest while she was on top. Seriously, the dude passed out. Are you sure you want them to be that big, Heidi Montag? [ABC News] Keep reading »

Boob Job Thief Gets Busted

Nikki DowlingApril 1, 2010 //

Crazy boob job stories are everywhere these days and we have one more to add. Yet another woman has gone too far in an effort to make her girls bigger. In 2008, California woman Yvonne Jean Pampellonne, 30, used someone else’s identity to get a $12,000 line of credit so she could get breast implants, liposuction and other procedures. On Monday, the so-called “Implant Bandit” was found guilty of second degree burglary, grand theft and identity theft, which landed her six months in jail. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that no matter how good she looks, it wasn’t worth it. [AP] Keep reading »

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