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Watch Claire Smedley Agonize Over Her 40MMM Boobs

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Claire Smedley’s 70 lb. boobs are the biggest in Britain. Currently a size 40MMM, her “big bubbaloobas” are still growing.

As you can imagine, her gargantuan boobs have caused her some issues. The 30-year-old erotic model says she nearly smothered her last boyfriend to death with her chest and she’s frightened she’s going to do the same to her current partner, Chris. Keep reading »

YouTube Bans Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” Music Video Over Too Many Boobs

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No blurred lines here: YouTube has banned Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” music video for crossing the line. Thicke’s sexy, sultry music video featuring T.I. and Pharrell violated the site’s terms of agreement by being too porny. The unrated version of “Blurred Lines” featured writhing, dancing models undressing down nude-colored lingerie and the phrase “Robin Thicke Has A Big D” flashes onscreen during the song. As Julie put it when she posted the video last week, “Yup, this video falls squarely into the ‘women and their tits-as-set dressing’ category.” You can still watch the more covered-up version of “Blurred Lines” although he looks too much like his dad Alan Thicke — the father on “Growing Pains” — for me to find him remotely sexy. [US Weekly]

“Model” Samantha Boing Boing Breastfeeds A Calf, Posts Proof On Instagram

Good morning! Have you had your coffee yet? Great! Because you’ll need something in your system to help you digest these glorious photos of Brazilian “model” Sabrina Boing Boing breastfeeding a calf. Ms. Boing Boing, whose chief talent appears to be hiring herself out as a Pamela Anderson impersonator, posted the photos on Instagram, with the caption (translated from the Brazilian) “some things don’t need to make sense, just worth it!” Yes, just worth it.

This isn’t Boing Boing’s first erotic foray to the petting zoo. Last week, she posted topless photos of herself about to feed an ostrich, too. (Picture of that after the jump) Somebody get this woman a TV show. [Huffington Post]

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Robin #Thicke’s New Video Is Full Of Nipples, Lambs & Pharrell (NSFW)

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"You're a good girl. I know you want it."

Robin Thicke is trying to make his name a #hashtag thing, and fair enough. His new song “Blurred Lines,”  featuring T.I. and Pharrell is #terrible, but nobody is gonna care once they see the unrated video for it, which is full of basically naked models and their #boobies. It’s hard to remember how the Robin Thicke/Justin Timberlake Ouroboros began — whether it was Justin mimicking Thicke or vice versa. Nevertheless, this video has it all: barenaked models dancing poorly, T.I. pulling a lady’s hair, blatant references to the size of Robin Thicke’s penis, and the line “you’re a good girl, I know you want it,” which isn’t the slightest bit rape-y or anything. Yup, this video falls squarely into the “women and their tits-as-set dressing” category. Also, inexplicably, there is a lamb in it too. We could go on and on, but we’ll leave you with the wise words of sagacious Internet commenter Sean O’Connor: “Came for the boobs, stayed for the boobs, came because of the boobs.” [YouTube]

Do Not Want: Barbie Boob Necklaces

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If I work really hard, I can almost convince myself that these Barbie boob necklaces are funky and irreverent and cool, but then I remember they’re made from disembodied doll parts, and get creeped out. If that wasn’t bad enough, I can only imagine that adding a second pair of boobs to my chest area would exponentially increase the amount of times I’d need to say, “Dude, my eyes are up here.” [Pinterest, You Are Drunk]

12 Celebs Who’ve Insured Body Parts

According to Jennifer Love Hewitt, her 36C breasts are worth millions. “The Client List” star told US Weekly:

“I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’”

But then she reconsidered the value of  her favorite body parts and told USA Today, “These things right here are worth $5 million!” Aim high, JLH! I have a feeling Hewitt’s phone is going to be ringing off the hook this week with offers.

She wouldn’t be the first celebrity to take out a policy on her most precious parts. Click onward for more celebs and the body parts they insured. [Huffington Post]

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