Posts tagged "boobs"

Boob Aprons Suck For Dudes

Comedian Nick Stevens gives us his take on the Cami Secret, which is basically a device you clip on to your bra to make it look like you're wearing a camisole. His message? Women, let the world admire your lady prizes—don't use the boob apron. It's a boner-killing titkerchief. And ... I can't stop laughing.

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 27, 2010

What’s So Sexy About This Sieve?

Find out after the jump! [NSFW-ish]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 20, 2010

Jessica Simpson Is Talking About Her Body. Again.

Jessica Simpson really fails at this setting-a-good-example thing. I know "The Price of Beauty," her VH1 reality show, tries to impart the idea that beauty comes in all shapes, sizes and colors. She's even referred to the show as being like "missionary work" for her. But Jessica certainly doesn't further her own "cause" when she…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 18, 2010

What The Hell Is Breast-Painting?

Breasts are good for lots of things, like feeding newborns and painting exquisite abstract artwork. A Russian artist named Victoria excels at the latter, dipping her jugglies on a palette of Dick Blick paint and smearing her paint-covered nipples on a canvas. Um, doesn't breast-painting hurt? Maybe she believes she has to suffer for her…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 4, 2010

Who Would Wear Boob And Butt Helmets?

As if these butt and boobs motorcycle helmets weren't icky enough on their own, the boob helmet comes complete with a nipple piercing. Before seeing this particular piercing, we didn't even know that nipple piercings could be particularly gaudy, we'd always though it was a standard ring sort of situation. Now we know better. One…

By: Lily Q / July 27, 2010

Big Boobs Will Get You Raped, And Other Lessons From The Mel Gibson Playbook

We know Mel Gibson likes beavers. But the star has a terribly sexist attitude towards other ladyparts — breasts, to be exact. A week ago we were all shocked and appalled by an audiotape in which Mel allegedly screamed at his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, "You look like a f**king pig in heat and if you…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 22, 2010

Possessing The World’s Largest Breasts Creates A Unique Set Of Problems, Woman Finds

If there's one thing I like more than a boobs story, it's a deadly boobs story. Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey, 30, of Houston, Texas, is in possession of the world's biggest breasts, measuring in at a whopping 38KKK. Last year she told the Houston station KRIV, "I want to look better each day, every day.

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 14, 2010

British Magazine Writer Says Breastfeeding Is “Creepy” And I Kind Of Agree

Uh oh, mommy-blogger kerfluffle! The deputy editor of the UK's Mother and Baby magazine, Kathryn Blundell, has ruffled some feathers after describing breastfeeding as "creepy." In a recent article in Mother and Baby, Blundell wrote that she bottle-fed her baby because "seeing your teeny, tiny innocent baby latching on to where your lover has bee…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 29, 2010

Do Boobs Have Their Own “Eras”? Let’s Ask Playboy!

Bored at work? A little horny? Head right on over to Playboy's website for a gratuitous boob photo spread on the "Evolution of the Boob"! Playboy dipped into their old photos to show us breasts from the past six decades because, apparently, "boob shape" is as cyclical as fashion. Now, I looked at those mammarie…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 14, 2010

Russian Model With Circus Boobs Says Turbulence Ruined Her Plastic Surgery

It probably hurt, but Russian model Iren Ferrari learned a valuable life lesson about plastic surgery: Ferrari is suing a Swiss airline after she says turbulence burst her size 44J breast implants. But I will take take her word for it that they are as fragile as big, sexy water balloons. Ferrari claims the rocking…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 10, 2010

Topless Transgender Women Told To Cover Up At Beach, Spared Arrest By Their Boy Parts

Welcome to womanhood, ladies! A group of transgender women sunbathing topless at Rehoboth Beach in Delaware over Memorial Day weekend drew the finger-wag of a lifeguard when they refused to cover their "surgically enhanced breasts." Police were called over these tatas! The police chief says these women were not committing a crime, however, because the…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 4, 2010

Get The Big Breasts You’ve Always Wanted … With A Boob Scarf

If I had a "boob scarf," I would be forced to fling it over my shoulder and knock peeps in the face with my titties. But that's just me. See the full boob scarf — $25 on Etsy.com — after the jump ...

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 1, 2010

Tennis Player Simona Halep’s Breast Reduction Deflates Her Fan Base

This is all kinds of creepy: fans of 18-year-old Romanian tennis player Simona Halep petitioned the player (on Facebook and elsewhere) against getting a breast reduction when she announced her big boobs hurt her and hindered her game. Why make such an announcement in the first place? Who knows. But in a message to her…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 26, 2010

Quotable: Will.i.am Is A Boob Man

"I'm not a gold digger, I'm a boob digger. I like boobs."Will.i.am from The Black Eyed Peas, who unfortunately did not call himself a "butt digger," because that would have been awesome. [The Sun UK]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 24, 2010

iTit: The Mouse With A Joystick Nipple

Rejoice, nerds everywhere, you will finally get to grope a breast. And not just any boob, this one is pretty dang powerful. Rest your hand on the soft rubber top for that real feel. Tweak the nipple to make the arrow squirm. I can't say what messages the iTit will send to your penis, but…

By: Simcha / May 19, 2010

Cami Secret Is One They Never Should Have Let Out Of The Box

Behold the Cami Secret! A handkerchief that hooks on to your bra so when you wear a low-cut top, your lecherous male co-workers won't spontaneously motorboard you. (Ohmigosh, you have that problem too?!) It won't ruin your clothes with safety pins, and it eliminates the need for those annoying camisoles you have to wear underneath…

By: Leonora Epstein / May 7, 2010

Quickies: Why Men Love Breasts & “Sex and the City 2″ Is So Worth Your Money

Why do men like boobs? The answer is a lot simpler than you think. [Your Tango] Do you want to win $500 to spend at Bluefly? Of course, you do. Simply tell them about the "fly-est thing" in your closet and you'll be entered to win the prize. [Bluefly] Vice President Joe Biden says President…

By: Annika Harris / April 22, 2010

Important Question Of The Day: Are We Participating In “Boobquake”?

Remember how the other day that charming Iranian prayer leader theorized that women cause earthquakes? Well, Blag Hag blogger Jen McCreight wants to test-drive that theory by proposing a “boobquake.” On Monday, April 26, she is encouraging women of the world to join her while she experiments with the natural power of her breasts i…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 22, 2010

Spencer Pratt, This Is Your Future: Woman Knocks Man Out … With Her Chest

I can only imagine the back pain that would be caused by having 40 LL boobs. But, oh, there are other hazards, too. The woman in this video tells a story about almost suffocating her boyfriend with her chest while she was on top. Seriously, the dude passed out. Are you sure you want them…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / April 12, 2010
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