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10 Boob Tricks Courtesy Of Kate Upton

The other day I saw a picture of a Kate Upton in a formal dress with her entire underboobage exposed, and my first thought was: Where are her nipples? But then I realized she was wearing the most seamless nude bra ever and my second thought was: This woman is the master when it comes to knowing how to work her boobs. Seriously, there’s nothing that woman can’t do with her breasts. Kate Upton has redefined the possibilities of what you can do with a good pair. And it isn’t about turning men on. It’s that she always seems to be getting maximum enjoyment out of her own boobs, which is something to strive for. It doesn’t hurt that she’s well-endowed and well, one of the most beautiful women in the world. No matter what cup size — Itty Bitty Titty Member here! — we can all learn a few tricks from Kate. Click through for some ideas about how to get more creative with your boobs.

British Glamour Model Josie Cunningham Sues NHS Over Too-Big Boobs

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  • Josie Cunningham, a British glamour model, is suing the UK’s National Health Service over breast implants. Cunningham had no breast tissue due to a congenital condition, so she was given permission by the NHS for a boob job to get larger breasts. Only they ended up too large. She’s now being ridiculed online over her 36DD breasts, which she said she was not consulted about before the surgery.  [Uproxx, Daily Mail UK]
  • A drug-sniffing dog picked up marijuana and drug paraphernalia last night from a bus in Justin Bieber’s tour at the border of Michigan and Canada. The Biebs wasn’t on this particular bus, but its driver was issued a citation. [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan is free to leave her rehab facility tomorrow, but has actually decided to stay longer. Responsible! [TMZ]
  • Also, she’s going to guest host an episode of “Chelsea Lately.” [Crushable]
  • Why are gay bars around the world banning Russian vodka? [The Atlantic Wire] Keep reading »

Women Receives Free Pizza For Breastfeeding At A Restaurant

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Pizza Receipt

When Jackie Johnson-Smith’s child began to cry during dinner at Fong’s Pizza in Iowa, as you might expect, she fed the child and then exited the restaurant to avoid disturbing other diners. Johnson-Smith happens to breastfeed her baby, a practice that is often met with a lot of opposition in public. This time, however, she was thanked by her waitress in the form of a free pizza. Keep reading »

Semi-Deep Thoughts About Heidi Klum’s Boob Twitpic

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You guys, this Twitpic Heidi Klum posted yesterday has been confounding me. I keep looking at it and asking myself, But what does it mean? I decided to do some free writing to try to get to the bottom of it all, because clearly, Heidi is trying to tell us something. Keep reading »

The Issue With Boobs And Sports

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Boobs are great for a lot of things. But as anyone who has at least average-sized breasts has probably noticed, sports are not one of those things. Breasts pose a problem for athletes for several reasons. First, they are extra weight to slow down competitors. Boobs can get in the way of a golf, tennis, or volleyball swing. They also bounce and accelerate at a different speed from the rest of the body. This bouncing is not only painful, but can also be embarrassing, especially for girls going through puberty. That’s probably one reason why there is such a decline in female athletic participation from the beginning of middle school to the end of high school.

Take ESPN’s tale: Katherine Switzer became the first woman to compete in the Boston Marathon in 1967 when the sports bra had yet to be invented. She was warned that the repetitive motion could cause her breasts to atrophy and her uterus to fall out of her vagina. Yikes! Obviously, this was a pile of crap. Neither of these things happened, but she was certainly uncomfortable running in just a standard fashion bra under a T-shirt. Nearly 50 years later, we have yet to perfect the sports bra so that women with larger cup sizes can compete in the sports that they love without complication.

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The Clap-Off Bra Will Change The World

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Clap-Off Your Bra
the clap off bra
Imagine the possibilities!

It was just a matter of time before the sound-activated technology people used to turn lights on and off in the ’80s would be applied to our undergarments. The possibilities are endless with artist Randy Sarafan’s Clap-Off Bra. Seriously, you just clap your hands and the tit sling falls right off.  Just think: Inexperienced teenage boys will never have to suffer the embarrassment of fumbling with a hard-to-open clasp again. And women who are too lazy to take their bras off before bed will never wake up with another underwire injury. Strip teases will be done in record time. The whole world will be different! You can even learn how to make your own if you’re savvy like that. Because bras are complicated sometimes…even for those of us who wear them regularly. Now let’s sing: Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, clap off your bra! [Betabeat]

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