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Watch Sara X’s Boobs Dance To Mozart And Then Feel Weird About Yourself

I bet you tried to make your boobs dance after watching it

Meet Sara X, who has INSANE pec strength and can percuss her boobs to Mozart. As usual, I have questions:

  1. What is this?

  2. How is this even possible?

  3. How much does each boob weigh? Keep reading »

DIY Halloween Costume: Tri-Boobed Jasmine Tridevil

I thought I wanted to be a slightly skanky Elsa from “Frozen” for Halloween this year, until this happened. HalloweenCostumes.com has created a DIY guide to making your own 3-Breasted Woman Halloween Costume, and all you need is some rubber boobs, pink fabric, a shower curtain, scissors, hot glue gun and a wig. Even though the real three-boobed woman, Jasmine Tridevil, turned out to be a hoax, we can still dream of the day when ladies can frolic around with as many breasts as they want, free of judgement. Check out the DIY tutorial here, and, while you’re at it, you might as well sing your third boob a love song. Before you know it, you’ll be the breast dressed … er, best dressed … at the costume party.

My Tri-Boob Heart Will Go On

Every night in my feed
I see your three boobies,
That is how I know you go on Keep reading »

OK, So Maybe Jasmine Tridevil’s Third Boob Is Fake – I Don’t Care

OK fine, whatever, so Jasmine Tridevil’s third boob is kind of improbable. Maybe it’s prosthetic. I’m just going to believe in tri-boob like I used to believe in Santa Claus.

Those kindly buzzkills at The Daily Dot decided to debunk the tri-boob by, you know, talking to plastic surgeons about it. I accept that the plastic surgeon they talked to says that if she were to be able to find a surgeon to do it, the middle boob wouldn’t end up looking like it does in her pictures. Keep reading »

New Hero: Jasmine Tridevil, Three-Boobed Badass

New Hero: Jasmine Tridevil, Three-Boobed Badass

A woman in Tampa got a third breast cosmetically added to her chest à la “Total Recall,” and that would be cool enough on its own, but her motivation makes it even better: “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.”

YAAAASSSSSSS ALL HAIL JASMINE TRIDEVIL! Keep reading »

So … Kate Moss’s Boob Has Been Molded Into A Champagne Glass

Kate Moss's Boob Has Been Molded Into A Champagne Glass

It’s been a big year for Kate Moss, she turned 40, did a tastefully artistic Playboy spread, increased her financial worth to a whooping $92 million, and now has had a champagne glass molded from her breast. Which is obviously the next logical step for a supermodel of Moss’s caliber, and is not weird at all. So, in a sense we can now all have a taste of what it’s like to be Kate Moss, the next time we’re able to hop the pond that is. Read More On The Gloss…

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