Remember the boob scarf? We know we do. Well, what’s the fun in parading around with a scarf that looks like boobs without a matching boob scarf for your dog? Thankfully, Etsy seller boobs R us has the solution. I am sure this is the canine accessory every dog owner has been looking for. Note: “You can also choose to have Vanilla Cream OR Chocolate colored boobs, with Pink OR Tan nipples!” You can even get your dog’s name on one of the boobs for no extra charge. [Style Council] Keep reading »
Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie ‘em in a knot, can you tie ‘em in a bow?
We would certainly hope not. (And if they do, we’d advise you to look into a little thing called plastic surgery. Kidding.) Unless, of course, you’re all about flaunting low-slung boobage, then some boob scarves will be right up your alley. Another oddity from the land of Japan, these neck warmers feature nipple-adorned cushions at the ends. Most of the designs come in white with a graphic embellishment that looks like a floral tattoo. There’s also a green scarf with matching neon nipples (for clients with alien-sex fetishes?).
Riiiight … well, if you got it flaunt it? We’re just not sure what would be worse—a man or a woman flaunting this fashion “moment”? (Shiver) [Lost At E Minor]
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