Posts tagged "boners"

Pro-Tip: Don’t Inject Your Dick With Viagra

Man, the things dudes will do for a long-lasting erection. Look, I’m not a “pro” at having a penis, but I am a “pro” at knowing when one is erect enough to do fun stuff with, and for a long enough length of time — and that point is well before it’s been injected with…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 21, 2015

Get The Boner-Prone Man In Your Life Bloxers, Never Be Embarrassed Again

Is there a man in your life that spends most of his adult days plagued by fear that he’ll suddenly pop an unwanted, irrepressible boner? Someone who has trouble just going out to get a cup of coffee because the slightest of breezes will awaken the evil boner gods within, causing it to rear its mushroom cap head, screaming, “I’m…

Megan Reynolds / July 15, 2015

10 Things We Love About Chubs

As much as we appreciate the obvious benefits and abilities of a rock hard cock, there’s something about a chub — a soft, malleable, half-erect penis — that makes it our second favorite penis form. Is it the shape? The texture? The fact that it hasn’t committed to anything yet?  The appeal of being able to decide…

The Frisky / March 12, 2014

The 4 Worst Boners I’ve Encountered

Back in 1992, at the age of 13, I went on an exchange program to France and fell madly in love with a boy named Guillaume. Guillaume Boner. (“Boner” pronounced in the French style, Bone-errrr, emphasis on the errr.) I confessed my crush to Jamie Goldfarb, one of my fellow American travelers, while on a…

Sara Barron / May 14, 2012

This Wrangler Jeans Ad Is All About D**k

Marketing is all about selling sex, sure. But this Wrangler ad, for their new skinnier-than-skinny jeans line, The Strangler, has a major boner. No. Really, like, it prominently features a guy’s junk. Watch and enjoy.

Julie Gerstein / June 29, 2011

So That’s How It’s Done!

Like anyone with an inquisitive mind and too much time on her hands, I have a lot of questions about boners. The week is young and I’ve already got one answered. [via Shlooby Kitten]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 31, 2011