Posts tagged "boner"

If You Had 100 Boners Left In Your Life, What Would You Do?

Over the weekend, a 34-year-old friend of a BroBible staffer e-mailed his network with some distressing news: He was diagnosed with ideopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa and was told by his doctor that he has 100 erections left in his entire life. He explains: “Basically, there’s a reservoir in your penis that fills with…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / February 9, 2015

A Brazilian Metro Train Passenger Got His Dong Stuck In The Closing Doors

File this under NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! A guy riding on São Paolo’s Metro train got his boner stuck in the doors when they closed. Watching the video, I was trying to see if the guy was making any motions of distress -- it doesn't look like it, but then again, he didn’t have much space to move…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 17, 2014

Have You Seen Boner Stabone?

If you are a good child of the '80s, you'll remember Boner Stabone as the bad news next-door neighbor of the Seavers on "Growing Pains." (Seriously, how did they get away with calling him that?) On a somber note, Andrew Koenig, the actor who played Boner, disappeared in Vancouver, Canada, on Valentine's Day. His parent…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 22, 2010

Justin Timberlake Pops And Locks A Boner

Justin Timberlake needed an awfully big slab of cardboard when he sang "Dick In A Box" on "SNL." But here he is, sans recyclable paper products, showing you what he's working with. That's right, nothin' but pants and a boner, in slow motion. You'll be screaming "Tiiiimmmmber!" because it's straight-up wood. Just like we promised…

By: Simcha / February 4, 2010