Posts tagged "bon iver"

Bon Iver’s Imagined Director’s Commentary For His Vegan Shoe Commercial

Y'all know I'm not a huge Bon Iver fan, and though he has wide acclaim as some sort of indie rock heartthrob, I find the idea of sexing Bon Iver to be as repugnant as, say, Frenching a trout. Last year, he unleashed hi…
By: Julie Gerstein / August 5, 2013

Oh God, Your L.L. Bean Boyfriend Is Giving Me The Douchechills

Some twisted soul up in Maine has gone and done it now: She's created the L.L. Bean Boyfriend blog, full of men in cozy sweaters and hiking boots professing their love for you. As the Tumblr notes, "He will build you a table and then have sex with you on it." Sorry, but these guy…
By: Julie Gerstein / December 5, 2012

Ugh, Bon Iver Designed Some Shoes Which Are Ugly

Sorry guys, but Bon Iver just gives me the douchechills, especially after I read a bunch of Bon Iver Erotica. That's why these shoes that Justin Vernon, aka Bon Iver, designed are really making me feel uncomfortable. Yes, they're for a good cause -- sales of the shoes benefit the Best Friends Animal…
By: Julie Gerstein / June 19, 2012

Tumblr Blog Of The Day: Bon Iver Erotic Stories

What happens when you allow your imagination to fantasize about soulfully smug indie singer songwriter Bon Iver? The perfectly twee -- heirloom tomatoes and spiderwebs! -- erotic snippets compiled on the just launched "Bon Iver Erotic Stories" blog. This blog is hilarious because, as Julie explains, sex with Bon Iver would probably be the…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 26, 2012

Maya Rudolph Kills It On “Saturday Night Live,” Justin Timberlake Nails Bon Iver Impression

Look, I am not one of those people who is nostalgic for the good ol' days of "Saturday Night Live," when the Coneheads and Pat were making everyone laugh. No, I like "SNL" now. But that doesn't mean it always cracks me up. Usually I watch the show on Sunday mornings, with my coffee and…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 20, 2012

A Field Guide To Bon Iver

Last night, Bon Iver took home the Grammy for Best New Artist, and almost immediately the Internet began asking, "Who the fuck is Bon Iver?" Thoroughly charmed by his self-aggrandizing, slightly annoyed acceptance speech (hipsters don't let hipsters win awards)? Yeah, we thought so. Below, we tell you everything you need to know…
By: Julie Gerstein / February 13, 2012

Meet The Unknown Grammy Nominees Of 2012

What was more important last night, America? Watching the Christmas Tree lighting or hearing your favorite artists’ announced as nominees for the 54th Grammy’s? Apparently, I thought neither, and opted for cocktails instead. Whoops. Anyway …  some of our favorites were on there once, some more than twice and some almost took over the whole freakin’…
By: College Candy / December 4, 2011

Some Bon Mots From Bon Iver

If Bon Iver's ethereal, wistful debut album, For Emma, Forever Ago, didn't totally seduce you, well, something is wrong. That means that you will definitely need to give the band's eponymous sophomore effort a listen. Bon Iver is the brainchild of Justin Vernon, who secluded his band in a cabin in the woods for three…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / June 21, 2011