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Funny Girl Sex Guide: Blowjob Techniques You (Maybe) Need To Try (Part 2!)

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Blowjob Techniques You (Maybe) Need To Try (Part 2!)
What? I'm Demonstrating!

Last week on Funny Girl Sex Guide, I discussed four different dick-sucking techniques you maybe haven’t heard of, but should consider giving a shot. And there’s more where that came from! In Part 2, I discuss (and occasionally demonstrate) five more ways to orally please a penis, including the Hot-N-Cold Blowjob, The Hummer and The Jackhammer. Warning: Unless you work at The Frisky, this is probably a bit NSFW.

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Funny Girl Sex Guide: Blowjob Techniques You (Maybe) Need To Try (Part 1!)

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Blowjob Techniques You (Maybe) Need To Try (Part 1!)
Double Fist If He's Got Way More Than A Handful
Blowjob Please?
Ways Guys Ask For Blowjobs (Without Actually Asking)
Here are some ways guys ask for blowjobs without really asking. Read More »

Remember how last week I said that I suck dick like it’s the last Talenti Salted Caramel Ice Cream Bar on Earth? It’s true. I just hate to live up to some ridiculous male fantasy of the woman who loves giving blowjobs …  humble hair toss but I am who I am. But while I genuinely enjoy giving head, I never assume that one technique pleases all. Oh yes, as Paul Simon might have put it, there are (approximately) 50 ways to please a penis — but here are just a few blow job techniques you may or may not have heard of (and should consider giving a shot)…

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Watch: Usher Releases New Video For “Good Kisser” (Psst! It’s About Blow Jobs)

Usher Good Kisser
"She's A Good Kisser...Got Lipstick On My Leg"

I’ve been a big Usher fan since forever, so I live most of my days waiting for him to release another sex-fueled slow jam that I can add to my bedroom repertoire. The day is finally here, my friends! The guy who brought us “Nice and Slow,” “You Make Me Wanna,” and “You Got It Bad,” is back with a new song called “Good Kisser,” about, um … kissing it. “It” being his penis. Check out some of the lyrics to his new tune below and take a listen. Let us know what you think in comments: love it or leave it? Keep reading »

11 Reasons You’re Not Getting Any Blowjobs

11 Reasons You're Not Getting Any Blowjobs

Show us a man who doesn’t want more blowjobs, and we will show you…a man we’ve never met. Guys, we are picking up all the hints (even the ones you think are super subtle). We know that if it were realistic, you would like us to blow you all day and night (well, for 4 hours and 19 minutes to be exact), and trust us, we’re probably obliging as often as we can. But if you find yourself chronically blowjob-less and aren’t sure why, well, we must be blunt: the problem’s not us, it’s you. There are many ways that guys sabotage their chances for a little oral action, many of which are easily fixable. Here are a few of them… Keep reading »

Watch A Teenage Girl Try To Explain A Blowjob Gone Wrong To Her Dad On TLC’s “Sex Sent Me To The ER”

Yeah Right!
Watch What Happens When A Blowjob Goes Terribly Wrong On TLC's "Sex Sent Me To The ER"
"It was a really big yawn."

My new favorite TLC show, “Sex Sent Me To The ER,” features awful reenactments of the most cringeworthy sex accidents. It’s almost as good as “Investigation Discovery.” I said ALMOST. This week’s episode features teenage couple Katie and Brent, who ran into trouble when they were rounding third base. It’s the same old story … with a painful twist. Boy sneaks into girl’s bedroom at night. Girl gives boy a blowjob. Girl dislocates her jaw. Boy, scared shitless, jumps out of girl’s window and hurts himself. Dad threatens to dislocate boy’s arm. Boy escapes from hospital. Doctor savagely snaps girl’s jaw back in place. Girl makes up a preposterous story about how the accident REALLY occurred to pacify her angry father. “They were just texting,” and her jaw got stuck like that from a “really big yawn.” Good one, Katie! Check out the denouement after the jump. Keep reading »

13 Ways Guys Ask For Blowjobs (Without Actually Asking)

Let’s continue our ongoing conversation about blowjobs, which will go on as long as there are willing mouths to suck penises. In other words, forever. Today’s topic: how men ask for some mouth-on-dick action without actually uttering the phrase “blowjob.” Why a man can’t just straight up ask for one? We’re not sure. Instead, most guys are cunning, using covert tactics, physical cues, and code words to try to get the fellatio they desire. And while men might think they’re being subtle announcing, “Honey, I’m erect,” we’re fully aware that they’re trying to urge us into BlowJobLand (and often, we’re happy to oblige). For the record, guys, there’s no need to make a cheese plate as a subliminal message urging us to orally indulge in your penis, but we do appreciate the gesture. Here are some other blowjob-hinting strategies we’ve been onto for years… Keep reading »

There’s A Japanese Game Show Called “Orgasm Wars” About Competitive Blowjobs (NSFW)

Shia's Oral Skills
Watch Shia LeBeouf Giving Oral Sex In This "Nymphomanic" Clip (NSFW)
Watch Shia LaBeouf give oral sex in this "Nymphomaniac" clip. Read More »
Blowjob Kneepads
blowjob kneepads
Safety first, kids. Read More »
Oral Sex Tips
key and peele cunnilingus
Join me in forcing America's men to watch this Key & Peele skit. Read More »
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Oh Come On!

Leave it to Japan to think up a game show combining blowjobs, porn stars and a timed clock. On  ”Orgasm Wars,” a gay male porn stars tries to give a straight male porn star an orgasm “against his will” as he’s cheered on by a group of friends. Here,  Sawai, the gentleman on the receiving end of this competitive fellatio is hidden behind a screen for modesty, while the Takuya, the blowjob-giver, bends on his hands and knees and fills the audio track with more slurping sounds than a Johnny Rockets. I watched with bated breath. Does gargling first actually help you give better head? Will Sawai climax in time?  (They get 40 minutes.) Will anyone give Takuya some knee pads?  And who will host “Orgasm Wars” when it comes to America? [UpRoxx]

An Open Letter To The Parents Of SlaneGirl, The Teen Who Gave Blowjobs At The Eminem Concert & Got Slutshamed Across The Internet

Who Is Slanegirl?
slanegirl eminem concert blowjob
She's an Irish teenager photographed giving blowjobs at a concert. Read More »
Be Sex Positive!
Eight ways to be positive you're sex positive. Read More »
On Slutshaming
It's about controlling women through guilt and shame. Read More »

Dear The Parents Of SlaneGirl,

I can’t tell you how many conversations I’ve had this week about your daughter. You know her as a baby girl you brought into the world 17 years ago. The Internet knows her as SlaneSlut or SlaneGirl. This week, her full name and photographs of her performing oral sex on two different men at an Eminem concert made their way around the world. They were posted on every social media site you can think of and shared repeatedly (with little regard to the fact your daughter is under 18 and the images technically constitute child pornography). The two young fellas she fellated have mostly enjoyed high fives from the universe. But your daughter? She’s been called a slut, a whore, a dumb bitch — every stinging slur in the book. She was hospitalized this week from from her reaction to all this negative attention.

When I’ve been thinking about your daughter, I’ve really been thinking about you — her parents.  I’ve been thinking about what I would do or say if I were in your shoes, about you could possibly have to say to her about all this. Keep reading »

Ira Glass Talks Blowjobs, Teaches You How To Make Balloon Animals

Judd Apatow's Advice
"Boys gossip" and other good advice from Ask A Grown Man. Read More »
Jon Hamm's Advice
jon hamm dating advice
Relationship advice from Jon Hamm for Rookie Mag. Read More »
Ira Glass Sex Tape
Ira Glass Sex Tape
The NPR host talks dirty in his usual dry-witted fashion. Watch »
ask a grown man
Ira Glass balloon animals
Care For A Balloon Animal?

Rookie Mag’s fabulous Ask A Grown Man video series gives us a peek into the male mind from the likes of Jon Hamm and Judd Apatow. NPR host Ira Glass is the latest grown man to dish out advice (he also happens to be the husband of Anaheed Alani, an editor for Rookie) … but not after first teaching us all how to make balloon animals! A balloon Snoopy, in fact. He also answers questions about whether guys think women with short hair are “feminine looking” and how to tell a man in a sexy way that you’ve never given him a blowjob. “I think I can speak for all men when I say there is no unsexy way to tell a man you want to give him a blowjob,” Ira explains. “Literally any words you choose are going to be the right words. Those are are incredibly welcome words of any man or boy of any age. You could write it in crayon in another language and then translate it word by word. You could write it in Braille and run his fingers across it. You could put the words in the reverse. You could say it Yoda-style, like, ‘Blowjob, want to have?”  Yoda-style! Whoa. Let’s not get carried away, girls. It’s just a blowie. [Rookie Mag]

Soapbox: On Withholding Sex As Punishment

After I started giving blowjobs to my high school boyfriend, I soon became aware of my newfound sexual power. I had something he wanted. For a 16-year-old girl stuck in a lot of circumstances she had no control over, the tangibility of that power felt amazing.

Then my high school boo and I were joking around, he did something to razz me, and I told him teasingly, “No blowjobs for a week for you as punishment!”

The teasing tone vanished. He became serious — and seriously angry. “Don’t threaten me like that,” he said in a stern voice. “You can’t control me with threats.”

“I was teasing,” I insisted, though I immediately felt guilty for seeming like I may have been using my sexual power to control him. I never know what’s OK to joke about and what’s not; I never have. “I’m not seriously not going to give you blowjobs for a week. Jesus.”

That was over 10 years ago and I’ve long since chalked the conversation up to 16-year-old stupidity. That is, until I heard last night that some adult women actually do punish their men by withholding sex. Keep reading »

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