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NJ Gov. Chris Christie Makes Sexist Blowjob Joke Campaigning For Mitt Romney

Jessica WakemanJanuary 10, 2012 //
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When I heard yesterday that New Jersey’s Governor Chris Christie made a blowjob joke while campaigning for Mitt Romney, I thought it just sounded, at worst, crude. (And embarrassing for Romney’s squeaky-clean Mormon image, although that’s another story.)  Christie was rallying for Romney at a campaign stop in Exeter, New Hampshire, when some women started chanting about jobs going down. After a few distracting chants, Christie says, “You know, something may go down tonight but it ain’t going to be jobs, sweetheart.”  Keep reading »

A Masque For Your Man

The FriskyOctober 17, 2011 //

The world is made up of two types of people: spitters and swallowers. But the spitters and swallowers have at least one thing in common — they’re all tasters and sometimes, when you’re gettin’ down to business, well, things don’t taste so great. That’s where Masque comes in. Masque is “a revolutionary intimacy enhancement product that has been scientifically formulated to conceal the sometimes unpleasant flavors associated with oral sex on your man, and his subsequent climax.” In, heh, layman’s terms, it’s a paper-thin, gel strip — available in chocolate, strawberry, and watermelon! — that absorbs onto your tongue prior to giving head which then conceals the taste of your man’s spunk for 15 minutes. An after-dinner, pre-blow job amuse-bouche, you might call it. And that, we must admit, is something we’re going to have to try.

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Listen: Italian Oral Sex Song, “I’m Horny” (NSFW)

Jessica WakemanJuly 18, 2011 //

My new favorite pop star? Italy‘s Gionny Scandal. What an artiste! His new song, “I’m Horny,” features a bevy of barely legal blondes sucking lollipops and being sprayed in the face with whipped cream while they sing a chorus about giving him a blowjob. Everyone’s mamma must be so proud! [Europopped] Keep reading »

Quickies: Christina Aguilera Sure Loves Her Chocolate Covered Banana

Jessica WakemanMarch 29, 2011 //
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  • More sexy photos of Christina Aguilera have leaked (allegedly from the hackers wrecking havoc on female celebs) including several where Xtina is allegedly mimicking oral sex on dude and a chocolate covered banana. Is that really more raunchy than Christina’s “Not Tonight” video? [The Superficial]
  • Kevin Federline is reportedly expecting his fifth child with his girlfriend, Victoria Prince. That kid’s got some strong sperm. [People]
  • Rumor has it the alleged sex tape of Usher and his ex-wife, which was allegedly snatched when his car was broken into in 2009, shows both partners giving and receiving it in the butt. (Allegedly!) You know what that means: it’s time for a refresher course on “pegging,” my friends. [Good Men Project]

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Diesel’s Blowjob Kneepads, For The Romantic In All Of Us

Jessica WakemanFebruary 14, 2011 //

Here’s a gift I could really use: a Diesel store in India gave away blowjob kneepads with purchases over $150! The packages, which subtly display a woman’s open mouth, read “buy one, get one pearl necklace free.” That’s … just … ew. At least Diesel can’t be accused of not thinking of your comfort, ladies. (And certain gentlemen!) [Copyranter] Keep reading »

Why Do Dudes Like Being Woken Up With A BJ?

Jessica WakemanJanuary 3, 2011 //

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man likes being woken up to a BJ. It’s like friggin’ Christmas morning, any day of the year. But us ladies? Not so much. Feel free to correct me if you feel otherwise, but there’s something creepy and invasive about the idea of waking up with someone’s mouth or sex organ around our lady bits. In fact, if the Wikileaks/Julian Assange nonsense has taught us anything (and please, I hope it has taught us something), it is that initiating sex with a woman while she is asleep is sexual assault. Obviously, if she is asleep, she cannot consent. But beyond the legal definition of sexual assault, a half-awakened lady may not be so willing to receive a special morning “surprise” of something she otherwise normally likes. Speaking strictly for myself, I need to be “warmed up” before a guy goes spelunking down there. Keep reading »

Jay Leno And Seth MacFarlane Crack A Crude Christine O’Donnell Joke

Jessica WakemanOctober 6, 2010 //

“Family Guy”‘s Seth MacFarlane stopped by the “The Tonight Show” recently to crack a few jokes with Jay Leno and naturally the two turned to comedy gold, Delaware Republican Senate Candidate Christine O’Donnell. Sadly, this was before her “I am not a witch” video, so the two had to find other things to say about her … like her orally servicing Seth MacFarlane. Keep reading »