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Porn Star Christy Mack Is Just A “Whore That Likes Legos”

In what may be the greatest news of all-time for awkward, teenage boys everywhere, adult film star Christy Mac announced a Twitter contest for the “best Lego creation” to put in her house. And the grand prize? Oh, a blowjob Keep reading »

New Sex Rule: The 7-Minute Limit On Blowjobs

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Here ye, here ye! We, the women of The Frisky, hereby decree that blowjobs should last no longer than seven minutes. Why seven minutes you ask? Men, let us do you a favor and explain why. Keep reading »

Bitchy Sorority Girl, Rebecca Martinson, Is Now Writing About Blowjobs For Vice

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In a desperate attempt to stay internet relevant, deranged sorority sister Rebecca Martinson penned a totally anticlimactic, completely pointless account of a drunken blowjob she gave with a friend once in college for Vice. Because…why? She’s segued from writing mean things about her sorority sisters to writing mean things about guys she’s fucked? Inventive.   Keep reading »

Girl Talk: The Truth About Blowjobs

Girl Talk: The Truth About Blowjobs

When it comes to giving oral sex, or as one of my friends calls it, sucky sucky, women seem to fall into two camps: LOVE IT or HATE IT. When gossiping about sex, I feel this overwhelming pressure to declare that I go hog wild for head or loathe it so much that I’ve taken it off the sexual menu with the exception of special occasions, like birthdays. (I’ve never understood that, by the way. Why would you give the gift of something you supposedly hate?) On the subject of blowjobs, there is a subtle urging to take sides. “Too much work!”  or “Yummy! Cock!” As I sit there, feeling terribly neutral about the act, I can’t help but suspect that women have been conditioned to have strong, polarized feelings about giving head — or at least to play up their feelings for effect. Keep reading »

Teenage Girl Gives Blowjobs At Eminem Concert, Pictures Posted Online, Epic Slut-Shaming Ensues

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By now you might have heard about the 17-year-old girl who was photographed giving blowjobs in the crowd at an Eminem concert in Slane, Ireland.

There are supposedly three pictures of her in existence: one showing her performing oral sex on a man and then two others showing her kissing a different man and then performing oral sex on him, too. After these three pics were uploaded online and made their way around the Internet, SlaneGirl (as she is being referred to) had her full name revealed and her school identified. She’s been called a “slut,” a “tramp,” a “stupid bitch” and told that she deserves to be made a mockery of.

I’m sure you will be shocked – shocked! – to hear the young man photographed getting head, with both his arms raised in the air in triumph, is not gathering quite the same scorn. Keep reading »

Man Seeks “Cronut Slut” On Craigslist

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It was only a matter of time before cronuts, the delicious pastry baby of a croissant and a doughnut, made its way to the Craigslist “Casual Encounters” section. Since chef Dominque Ansel birthed the cronut, they’ve been are so hard to get your mouth on that the people of NYC have taken extreme measures to taste one. Predictably, some have posted Craigslist ads offering to pay up to $40 — that’s eight times the retail price! — for just one cronut.

And once you’ve offered to pay a ridiculous sum of money for a pastry, you’re just a hop, skip and a jump away from trading a cronut for a blowjob. “I want a dirty little slut who is willing to blow me for a genuine Dominique Ansel Bakery cronut,” says the Craigslist ad with the headline “Seeking Cronut Slut.” He’s 34 and has a fresh supply of cronuts for the right woman. But where is he getting his cronut supply? I’m tempted to reply just to see if I can get him to reveal his sources. Must. Try. Cronut. [Huffington Post]

How To Give A Better BJ Than Farrah Abraham

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  • How not to be a Boring Blowjob Brenda like Farrah Abraham. [College Candy]
  • And speaking of blowjobs, this doctor prescribed them to a female patient to desensitize her gag reflex. “Give two blowjobs and call me in the morning.” [The Gloss]
  • Leave it to the French to try to hold a nude Facebook protest and fail. [Huffington Post]
  • If Hollywood was honest about sex, our movie-watching experience would have been so much different. [Cracked] Keep reading »

First Time For Everything: Two Blowjobs In One Day

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Once upon a time in 2005, there was a young lady in her mid-20′s who lived in a faraway land known as New York City. This young lady was single and, as a result, was in constant pursuit of a man to be her boyfriend. She searched far and wide throughout the land for a proper companion. Eventually, many years later, she would find one to call her own, but in 2005 she was rifling through as many men as were available, ready, and willing. In the summer of 2005 she was balancing two different gentlemen, and it was in said balancing act that our fair maiden accomplished the near-impossible – the arguably slutty, the inarguably promiscuous – and put two penises into her mouth in one day.

Two different penises, that is. Just so we’re clear. Keep reading »

Two Men Filmed Getting Blowjobs On NYC Subway

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Can we all just agree, as a society, no oral sex on public transportation? Kthx. Two couples were filmed on a New York City subway giving/receiving blowjobs in a very NSFW video posted on World Star Uncut. It’s way too overacted to be real, in my opinion — or maybe I’m just not giving my blowjobs vigorously enough. Is this a spontaneous act of teenaged bad decision making? Porn actors filming a gonzo video? Does it matter? There could be no grosser setting than a 6 train car with the faint smell of urine and unforgiving flourescent lighting. BRB, off to buy my hand sanitizer in triplicate. [Gothamist]

Whew! Pat Robertson Says Oral Sex Is OK

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Pat Robertson on oral sex
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Rest assured, everyone: oral sex is not bad for you. TV evangelist Pat Robertson decrees it to be so! He was speaking strictly to a married man and woman, so the jury is still out on the morality of us strumpets single girls going down. Nevertheless, we are somewhat comforted by his logic that “It’s what’s in your mind … if to you it’s sin, it’s sin.” (Now if he could just apply that same logic to the gays.) We are eagerly waiting for Pat Robertson’s thoughts on anal. [YouTube]

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