Posts tagged "blowjob"

Madonna Gives A Bottle Head On 2015 Calendar Cover

As our pals over at Idolator point out, Madonna’s 2015 calendar cover harkens back to a pivotal scene in the Material Girl’s racy documentary, “Truth Or Dare,” in which Madge demonstrates her oral sex skills on a bottle as her backup dancers look on. Rewatching the scene, I realize how much of my…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 19, 2014

Porn Star Christy Mack Is Just A “Whore That Likes Legos”

In what may be the greatest news of all-time for awkward, teenage boys everywhere, adult film star Christy Mac announced a Twitter contest for the “best Lego creation” to put in her house. And the grand prize? Oh, a blowjob. …

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 28, 2014

New Sex Rule: The 7-Minute Limit On Blowjobs

Here ye, here ye! We, the women of The Frisky, hereby decree that blowjobs should last no longer than seven minutes. Why seven minutes you ask? Men, let us do you a favor and explain why.

By: The Frisky / December 6, 2013

Bitchy Sorority Girl, Rebecca Martinson, Is Now Writing About Blowjobs For Vice

In a desperate attempt to stay internet relevant, deranged sorority sister Rebecca Martinson penned a totally anticlimactic, completely pointless account of a drunken blowjob she gave with a friend once in college for Vice. Because…why? She’s segued from writing mean things about her sorority sisters to writing mean things about guys she’s fucked? Inventive.  …

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 18, 2013

Girl Talk: The Truth About Blowjobs

When it comes to giving oral sex, or as one of my friends calls it, sucky sucky, women seem to fall into two camps: LOVE IT or HATE IT. When gossiping about sex, I feel this overwhelming pressure to declare that I go hog wild for head or loathe it so much that I’ve take…

By: Anonymous / November 14, 2013

Teenage Girl Gives Blowjobs At Eminem Concert, Pictures Posted Online, Epic Slut-Shaming Ensues

By now you might have heard about the 17-year-old girl who was photographed giving blowjobs in the crowd at an Eminem concert in Slane, Ireland.

There are supposedly three pictures of her in existence: one showing her performing oral sex on a man and then two others showing her kissing a different ma…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 20, 2013

Man Seeks “Cronut Slut” On Craigslist

It was only a matter of time before cronuts, the delicious pastry baby of a croissant and a doughnut, made its way to the Craigslist “Casual Encounters” section. Since chef Dominque Ansel birthed the cronut, they’ve been are so hard to get your mouth on that the people of NYC have taken extreme measures to…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 4, 2013

How To Give A Better BJ Than Farrah Abraham

How not to be a Boring Blowjob Brenda like Farrah Abraham. [College Candy]
And speaking of blowjobs, this doctor prescribed them to a female patient to desensitize her gag reflex. “Give two blowjobs and call me in the morning.” [The Gloss]
Leave it to the French to try to hold a nude…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 21, 2013

First Time For Everything: Two Blowjobs In One Day

Once upon a time in 2005, there was a young lady in her mid-20’s who lived in a faraway land known as New York City. This young lady was single and, as a result, was in constant pursuit of a man to be her boyfriend. She searched far and wide throughout the land for a…

By: Shoshanna Beren / January 1, 2013

Two Men Filmed Getting Blowjobs On NYC Subway

Can we all just agree, as a society, no oral sex on public transportation? Kthx. Two couples were filmed on a New York City subway giving/receiving blowjobs in a very NSFW video posted on World Star Uncut. It’s way too overacted to be real, in my opinion — or maybe I’m just not giving my…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 30, 2012

Whew! Pat Robertson Says Oral Sex Is OK

Rest assured, everyone: oral sex is not bad for you. TV evangelist Pat Robertson decrees it to be so! He was speaking strictly to a married man and woman, so the jury is still out on the morality of us strumpets single girls going down. Nevertheless, we are somewhat comforted by his logic that “It’…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 15, 2012

NJ Gov. Chris Christie Makes Sexist Blowjob Joke Campaigning For Mitt Romney

When I heard yesterday that New Jersey’s Governor Chris Christie made a blowjob joke while campaigning for Mitt Romney, I thought it just sounded, at worst, crude. (And embarrassing for Romney’s squeaky-clean Mormon image, although that’s another story.)  Christie was rallying for Romney at a campaign stop in Exeter, New Hampshire, when some women started chanting…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 10, 2012

A Masque For Your Man

The world is made up of two types of people: spitters and swallowers. But the spitters and swallowers have at least one thing in common — they’re all tasters and sometimes, when you’re gettin’ down to business, well, things don’t taste so great. That’s where Masque comes in. Masque is “a revolutionary intimacy enhancement product…

By: The Frisky / October 17, 2011

Listen: Italian Oral Sex Song, “I’m Horny” (NSFW)

My new favorite pop star? Italy’s Gionny Scandal. What an artiste! His new song, “I’m Horny,” features a bevy of barely legal blondes sucking lollipops and being sprayed in the face with whipped cream while they sing a chorus about giving him a blowjob. Everyone’s mamma must be so proud! [Europopped]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 18, 2011

Quickies: Christina Aguilera Sure Loves Her Chocolate Covered Banana

More sexy photos of Christina Aguilera have leaked (allegedly from the hackers wrecking havoc on female celebs) including several where Xtina is allegedly mimicking oral sex on dude and a chocolate covered banana. Is that really more raunchy than Christina’s “Not Tonight” video? [The Superficial]
Kevin Federline is reportedly expecting his fifth child…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 29, 2011

Diesel’s Blowjob Kneepads, For The Romantic In All Of Us

Here’s a gift I could really use: a Diesel store in India gave away blowjob kneepads with purchases over $150! The packages, which subtly display a woman’s open mouth, read “buy one, get one pearl necklace free.” That’s … just … ew. At least Diesel can’t be accused of not thinking of your comfort, ladies.

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 14, 2011

Why Do Dudes Like Being Woken Up With A BJ?

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man likes being woken up to a BJ. It’s like friggin’ Christmas morning, any day of the year. But us ladies? Not so much. Feel free to correct me if you feel otherwise, but there’s something creepy and invasive about the idea of waking up with someone’…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 3, 2011

Jay Leno And Seth MacFarlane Crack A Crude Christine O’Donnell Joke

“Family Guy”‘s Seth MacFarlane stopped by the “The Tonight Show” recently to crack a few jokes with Jay Leno and naturally the two turned to comedy gold, Delaware Republican Senate Candidate Christine O’Donnell. Sadly, this was before her “I am not a witch” video, so the two had to find other things to…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 6, 2010