Posts tagged "blow jobs"

Doin’ It With Dr. V: Your Guide To Going Down

From the archives, in honor of "Steak & Blow Job Day," which falls on, duh, March 14. Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor; I just play one on the internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My…
By: Dr. V / March 14, 2009

Doin’ It With Dr. V: Deep Throat Tips From A Sword Swallower

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily lead me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly,…
By: Dr. V / March 13, 2009

Ad For Skin Whitening Pill Is Simultaneously Racist, Sexist, & Disgusting!

This print ad for Imedeen's skin whitening pill is so awesomely offensive because A) the very nature of skin whitening products is racist, B) making a blow job joke to sell a product is sexist, and C) suggesting she swallows (especially as I am eating a yogurt) is disgusting! It's a triple threat! Way to…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 5, 2009

Mind Of Man: Mouth Love Is Meh

Blow jobs are overrated. There. I said it. I know men who would fight a grizzly bear with a spork for a little mouth love. I also know women who guard their oral sexing technique the way a pharmaceutical company protects its most precious patents. But I'm just not a dude who loves blow jobs.
By: John DeVore / December 31, 2008

My 2009 New Year’s Resolutions

This week, The Frisky will be revealing their oh-so-ambitious resolutions for 2009. We encourage you to submit yours in the comments -- maybe you'll inspire others to adapt the same resolutions and at the very least you'll get some support. Especially for your resolution to eat more donuts this year. That's something we can all…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 29, 2008

Woman Gives Microphone A Blow Job And Calls It Art!

It's comforting to know that even if I were fired from my job during these tough economic times and couldn't find a way to make a living, I could still wake up every morning and call myself an artist. This woman does! She performed fellatio on a microphone during a performance art exhibit! It's rather…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 20, 2008

Real Chick Lit: The Handjob Handbook

E., my best guy friend in college, believed that women should eliminate giving handjobs from their hook-up repertoire. “They always end up either hurting or not being satisfying at all,” he asserted. “The bottom line: there’s no way you can do it as well as he can.” It did make perfect sense. Why should I…
By: The Frisky / November 10, 2008

Dealbreaker: The Guy Who Didn’t Want Head

Some women would be thrilled to have a guy who didn't want head, ever, but not me. I knew one guy was not going to be a match when he gently pushed my mouth away when I moved to go down on him, saying, "That's okay; I don't usually come that way anyway." To me,…
By: Rachel Kramer Bussel / November 3, 2008

HPV: Not Just For Crotches Anymore

According to a new study, HPV is moving on up...to mouths! That’s right, just when you thought Gardasil and Cervarix solved all your problems, now you have to worry about what else you’ve been opening wide. Since the '70s. throat cancer cases have doubled, and the research shows HPV is to…
By: Simcha / October 15, 2008

The Nookie Know-It-All: Grossed Out By Oral

"I hate giving blow jobs, but my boyfriend loves them. How can we compromise?" -- Not Into Head, via email Sssssshhh!!! Are there any boys around you right now?? Did anybody hear you?? I hope for your sake there aren’t, because if that sentiment got around, you might as well have a scarlet letter o…
By: Sexpert Lindsay / May 21, 2008

The Nookie Know-It-All: Going Down

"Is there a secret to being awesome at oral sex? I'm not sure if I'm doing it well, and I'm not about to discuss my technique with my friends." -- Needing Lessons, Santa Fe, NM The real secret to oral sex that nobody ever talks about is that you have to be into it! You…
By: Sexpert Lindsay / March 31, 2008

Was Oprah Wrong About Promiscuous Teens?

When Oprah talked about oral sex on her show, people were aghast at how slutty today’s teens had become. But author Tim Harford would probably disagree. In The Logic of Life, his follow-up to The Undercover Economist, Harford looks at various hidden human behaviors. One of his findings is that teens aren’t more promiscuou…
By: Catherine Strawn / January 16, 2008
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