Posts tagged "blonde"

Texas Brewery Advertises Blonde Ale That “Goes Down Easy,” Offers Eyeroll-Inducing Defense Of How Funny It Is

Sex jokes and beer go together like bros and cluelessness. Case in point: Deep Ellum Brewery's  Blonde Ale, which is features a blonde Kewpie doll on the can with the slogan "Goes Down Easy." The slogan and image is also featured on the side of a hot pink company van. It's a sexual innuendo about…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 23, 2013

5 Reasons Being Blonde Is Not Actually More Fun

I was born with bright blonde hair. My dad is blond, but my mom's Italian family members were so sure their firstborn grandchild would possess their olive skin and black hair that they accused the nurses of bringing out the wrong baby when I made my pale, blonde debut. In my early 20s I had…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / January 3, 2013

January Jones Goes Red, Plus A Quiz!

January Jones is well known for her icy blonde locks -- they're the calling card of her "Mad Men" character Betty Draper. But just today, January was spotted sporting a head full of red hair -- with long red extensions, even. Is she trying to cut in on Christina Hendricks' trademark look? What do you…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 20, 2012

Blonde Ambition: 15 Celebs Who Found Their Hair Color In A Bottle

"Blonde ambition": it's not just the name of a Madonna album. It's also a phase every lady in Hollywood goes through, whether she was born a blonde and went redheaded for roles or is taking a break from a lifetime as a brunette. Is it because blondes supposedly have more fun? Because every girl want…

By: The Frisky / February 9, 2012

Where Have All The Freckles Gone? LiLo’s A Firecrotch No More On Japanese Mag

Who is this and what have they done with Lindsay Lohan? The Japanese magazine Mode Gal airbrushed our little firecrotch's freckles into oblivion, apparently powdering her face white like a geisha. I miss redheaded LiLo with all those beautiful freckles! [Oh No They Didn't!]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 12, 2011

Noted Redhead Emma Stone Is Now A Blonde

Noted redhead Emma Stone appeared at a benefit this weekend a newly bottle blonde, allegedly for her role in "Spider-Man." Add some 40s and an ankle monitoring bracelet and the Lindsay Lohan transformation ("Lohan-sformation") will be complete. Stop the madness now, Emma! [12/5/10, Los Angeles]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 6, 2010

Blondes Have More Fun, And More Money

You know the saying. Well, now it seems blondes not only have more fun, but they're paid better, too. Researchers found that brunettes and redheads make seven percent less than blondes do, though the reasoning simply cannot be determined. Olga Uskova, president of the International Blondes Association, explains it by saying,"We also do better i…

By: Bianca Posterli / April 5, 2010

Kim Kardashian Can’t Decide If She’s A Blonde Or A Brunette

You know that phrase, "blondes have more fun"? Well, Kim Kardashian is testing the theory. For her 2011 calendar shoot, the reality star decided she just couldn't pick a singular hair look, so instead of sticking with her current color, she chose to split up the months and give the world double the Kim --…

By: Bianca Posterli / March 18, 2010

Why People Make Dumb Blonde Jokes: An Explanation

Researchers do all kinds of dumb studies but the latest dumb study gets kind of meta: it's about why men tell "dumb blonde" jokes. According to the journal Society, men crack wise about "dumb blondes" because they're intimidated by their perceived sexiness. You know, all those mystical, magical sexy-powers blondes keep in their hair! Pardo…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 26, 2010