No need to annoy all your girlfriends with that story of what happened between you and that hipster DJ, Sorry-Mom.com is a website that let’s any woman spill her tale of woe and whoa.  Page after page, women pour over their crappy sexual encounters.  Each story comes complete with the dude’s picture (Bonus! Though his eyes are always blacked out, to “protect” privacy) and a blurb. It’s the kind of dirt that’ll make a girl smirk with empathy! With a vicious bent like trash talking a guy’s Johnson, I expect the site to be run by a spurned divorcee ala Tricia “Crazy Eyes” Walsh-Smith of Park Avenue. Bitching about boys and literally hitting them below the belt seems like such a mean girl thing to do. And it begs the question, why isn’t there a version of this site so guys can rant?  I’ve heard some things about ladies that made my jaw drop.  But, would a man ever care enough to write a paragraph that admits to their broken heart, then diss the chick, add a pic and email it in, just for the satisfaction of ranting? Do guys seek emotional revenge….and at the grandiose level of the internet? May be we should all be grateful that so far, the answer is no.

Well if you feel like laughing like you just don’t care, here are our favorite tales from “I Bang The Worst Dudes” after the jump…

Bloggers spend a lot of time alone, scanning the Internet from dank, cold, dark basements. Frankly we expect them to be, with the exception of ourselves, kind of fugs. Wrong!  Your hot interweb fantasy commentators are actually totally hot!  Rangit.com has assembled 140 Faces of Well Known Bloggers You Don’t Want To Miss, or BILF’s (Bloggers I’d Like to…you know…) as we call ‘em. And let me tell you, they are as funny and smart as they are sexy! Of course all the girl writers are great looking….but some of those young nerd studs could be centerfolds.  We recommend our favorites, after the jump…

In an age when actresses call themselves actors, “bloggess” has made the urban dictionary.  Jennifer Lawson, who coined the term and authors a site under the same name, said in response, “‘Bloggessed’ is the new puce, I am totally overrated, this blog cures cancer.”  Although she’s funny, the definition might not be as flattering as this season’s hot color: “A woman whose sense of reality is so warped that she can’t exist outside a blog. A typical bloggess will make-up words, invent illnesses and kill pets in order to post.” That was WAY harsh! We ladies of The Frisky may be warped, but we would never harm an animal. Well, at least Urban Dictionary is equally ‘meh’ in their definition of blogger. Looks like even a “hip” online dictionary can be jealous of where people go for information. [Truemors]