Gee, being single is just so tough. Because, you know, when unattached women get into bed, they feel sad and cold because there’s no boyfriend to spoon them. So naturally, the next best thing is this Blob Heater, a personal heating system, “meant for a broken-hearted [!?] who craves for the body warmth of a…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.