Joe Jonas’ reps are denying a sex tape exists of he and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler smoking pot, doing shots, and playing with kinky sex toys like ball gags and paddles. “There is no truth or validity to this story,” his reps told E! News. “It is completely false.” RATS. [Huffington Post]
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.