Amy Winehouse isn’t looking too shabby. Could she actually be on the road to recovery? Two days ago, she finally left St. Lucia after an 8-month long vacation. When she stepped foot back in the U.K., she started crying. It’s not clear if they were tears of joy or misery, but either way, they were coming out of a much healthier looking face. Also, she’s settling her divorce with soon to be ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil!

Amy Winehouse says she is not cheating on her husband Blake Incarcerated. You should be, sweetie. [Perez Hilton]

Despite the amazing presense of Stephen Colletti on The Hills last night, Lauren Conrad is actually dating a minor league baseball player named Doug Reinhardt, whose sister, Casey, was featured on Season 2 of Laguna Beach. She was the one that no one liked. Also, their father invented the frozen burrito. [Oh No They Didn’t]

Kathy Griffin and her mega-billionaire Apple boyfriend have broken up. Ta-ta mega-billions! [DListed]

Jason Segal’s peen is getting him some action. The Forgetting Sarah Marshall star was seen making out with a soap opera actress at a club this week. [Page Six]

 

We are so over thinking that Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake (“Incarcerated”) Fielder-Civil are cute. The bastard sold nudie photos of Amy to an inmate in exchange for heroin. That’s a dealbreaker, in our book. [Metro.co.uk]

Could it be? Justin Timberlake was spotted shopping for engagement rings at Tiffany & Co., supposedly because he’s going to propose to girlfriend Jessica Biel. The Trousersnake is known for loving the bachelor life, so we’ll be surprised/jealous/depressed if he actually decides to take the plunge. [Ace Showbiz]

Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil supposedly suffered an overdose while in jail this weekend and, to show her support, Amy drew a black tear underneath her eye. The symbol is typically tattooed on a person’s face to memorialize a loved one who’s died. Don’t jinx the guy, Amy! [DListed]

After many long days in court, Paul McCartney and Heather Mills were not able to reach an agreement on a divorce settlement, so a judge will dictate the terms to them, after review. A penny and nothing more, we say! [Perez Hilton]