black metal

Metalheads Troll H&M For Making Up Fake Metal Bands

I am old enough to remember a time when it was considered practically sacrilegious to purchase band paraphernalia from a mall store. Like, unless you wanted people to think you…

Robyn Pennacchia |

Be My Boyfriend: Brian Manowitz, The Vegan Lasagna-Making Black Metal Chef

Dear vegan black metal chef Brian Manowitz,

I think we’d totally get along. After all, we both worship seitan (GET IT?) and enjoy face makeup and browning things…

Julie Gerstein |