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Emory University’s “Frat Fashionisto” Pens Fashion Column Telling His “Poorly Dressed” Bros To Wear Statement Scarves

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We don’t know his name yet or what fraternity he’s affiliated with at Emory University, but we know that he holds the position of “apparel chair” (that exists?) and goes by the moniker “Fratshionistau.” We also know he takes his job very seriously. That’s why he wrote a long, detailed email telling his bros how “poorly dressed” they are. Unlike bitchy sorority sister Rebecca Martinson, Fratshionistau takes full blame for this problem. That’s why he decided to start writing a “weekly fashion column” for the “choice men” of his fraternity. It comes complete with a link to a porno site, just so you don’t mistake him for a gay man. He’s straight, ladies!

After the jump, you can read the first installment of his column, sent via email, where he advises his fellow dudebros to wear “cuffed paints” (I think he means pants, but he’s the fashinisto, not me) and “statement scarves.” For some reason, I don’t think the boys are going to be into that look. Keep reading »

Picture Of High School Coach Getting Her Boob Grabbed Gets Her Fired

Picture Of High School Coach Getting Her Boob Grabbed Gets Her Fired

Laraine Cook, a high school basketball coach in Idaho, was fired in late October for posting this picture on her Facebook page, which features her fiancé, Tom Harrison (who is also a coach at the same school), giving her bikini-clad boob a squeeze while on vacation. Keep reading »

Miss USA Transforms Into A Patriotic Robot For The Miss Universe Pageant

You’re probably wondering what you’re looking at right now. This is what Miss USA, Erin Brady, wore for the Miss Universe national costume competition, which took place on Sunday in Moscow. (The actual pageant happens this Saturday.) Since Brady hit the stage as the “Miss USA transformer,” made by Martin Izquierdo, a costume designer for Victoria’s Secret, the look has been called everything from a “travesty” to something preschoolers made from “some left over washing-up liquid bottles, yogurt pots, cardboard boxes and a lot of glitter.” Oof. That’s a lot of vitriol for a pageant costume.  Keep reading »

Watch Shia LaBeouf Give Oral Sex In This “Nymphomaniac” Clip (NSFW)

Watch Shia LeBeouf Giving Oral Sex In This "Nymphomanic" Clip (NSFW)
Shia Goes Down...

We’ve heard titters about Shia LaBeouf’s “real sex” scenes in the new Lars Von Trier film “Nymph()manic.” Well, here they are in the very NSFW teaser for the film  There are also some choir organs and baby cheetahs thrown in there as well, just to keep you guessing. As far as it all being “real” — it’s not exactly. Producer Louise Vesth explained how the sex scenes were filmed: “We shot the actors pretending to have sex and then had the body doubles who really did have sex, and in post we will digital impose the two. So above the waist it will be the star, and the below the waist it will be the doubles.”

So, it’s safe to assume that it was really Shia’s mouth doing all that work. Still, it’s more of Shia than I ever wanted to see. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

The Thought Of Jack Nicholson And Meryl Streep Having Wild Sex Is Making My Brain Bleed

According to a new biography about Jack Nicholson, he and Meryl Streep had wild sex in Jack’s Winnebago on the set of “Ironweed.”

The two would allegedly emerge from Jack’s trailer “shaking” and cast and crew would complain that “his Winnebago seemed to be balanced on four overworked Slinkys.” One anonymous source remembers complaining that “whatever [was] going on inside that Winnebago [was] starting to get out of hand, to the point where [it was] embarrassing a lot of people on the set.”  Keep reading »

Oops, No One Noticed This Typo In “American Psycho” Until Now

How many times have we watched “American Psycho” and never noticed this typo? As Twitter user Southpaw noticed after reading this BuzzFeed post that employed a GIF from the scene where Christian Bale’s character gets a business card from Paul Allen, there is a typo in phrase “mergers and acquisitions” on top of the card. It says “mergers and aquisitions,” with no “C.” The IMDB trivia page for the movie [spoiler alert] says that word is misspelled on all the business cards used in the movie.  ”American Psycho”‘s  copyediter must have been off that day. Or maybe Patrick Bateman killed him.

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