“She’s not necessarily a lesbian. [...] Her human partner is a girl, but I’m pretty sure she goes both ways [laughs]. I think vampires are like that in general.”

—Actress Evan Rachel Wood, who debuts this Sunday as Queen Sophie-Anne on “True Blood” [E! Online]

• Kourtney Kardashian says she’s “into men,” despite sharing a kiss with a bisexual woman on “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.” [E! Online]—That doesn’t sound too convincing.
• Sarah Jane Morris from “Brothers & Sisters” is pregnant. There’s no word yet on whether she’ll return to the show. [People]
• Lawyers for Ben Roethlisberger, the football player accused of sexual assault, say accuser Andrea McNulty allegedly said she hoped Ben had impregnated her. [TMZ]

Watching “The Real World: Cancun” makes me feel old for multiple reasons.

1. I am five years too old to actually be cast on the show.
2. It’s so insanely vapid that I cannot actually watch a full episode, which says a lot considering I can stomach an entire marathon of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”
3. Every single girl in the cast seems to be bisexual.

Why does point three make me feel old? Well, I think I just missed the boat on the bisexuality trend. Hear me out. I believe sexuality is a spectrum and where we fall on that spectrum when we’re born and how our sexuality evolves as a result of societal influence depends on the person. I also don’t think it’s relevant whether a person is gay, straight or bi, whether they were born that way or “chose” that “lifestyle,” as I don’t think what goes on in a person’s bedroom or romantic life is anyone’s business.

“I see an exciting adventure in your future, a new sexual experience that forever changes you,” she said, tracing the sole of my foot with one soft fingertip. Her husband grinned at me from the bed. I sat half-naked in the overstuffed armchair and trembled with nerves.

This is not how I’d imagined my first — or any — threesome. I’m not bisexual, and I can count the number of times I’ve been physically attracted to a woman on one hand, with two fingers left over.

In what must surely be the slowest of news days, the Daily Mail brings us an article today shedding light on the “disturbing” trend of girls kissing girls. Perhaps you’ve heard of this before? According to the article, same-sex kisses among teen girls has practically become a rite of passage ever since that shared kiss between Madonna and Britney Spears at the 2003 MTV Video Awards. “More than anything, the kiss gave the veneer of acceptance to what would previously have been considered unacceptably risque public behavior, and made a particular type of lipstick lesbianism almost fashionable.” Funny, I went to college years before that infamous kiss and girl-on-girl smoochin’ was “an almost fashionable rite of passage” back then.

I may be generalizing, but most guys are pretty into the idea of dating a girl who’s bisexual. Because, though it may never actually happen, you know that if your girlfriend likes chicks, there’s the potential there for not only some girl-on-girl action, but also possibly, some day, a threesome, that holy grail of male sexual experiences.

But what about the reverse? Are women into dating bisexual men? Totally impartial? Turned off? Personally, I don’t see anything wrong with bisexuality, but always have had the nagging feeling that being bi is basically just a pit stop on the road to gay. (Gay, for the record, is also a fine place, but not a place I’d want my boyfriend to wind up.)

Frisky contributor Rachel Kramer Bussel has a fantastic piece up on the Daily Beast about men feigning bisexuality for attention. From Brody Jenner’s “Bromance” and Paul Rudd’s “I Love You, Man” to Business Insider headlines quipping about Warren Buffett’s man-crush, being kinda gay is the latest dude trend—so long as you’re straight, that is.

Hi, I’m Dr. V.  I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily lead me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly, made me one of my gyno’s most valuable players. But I’ve lived to tell the tale(s)! So, from time to time, I will dish the dirt on everything from getting freaky to getting freaked out. Now, let’s get this party started…

This week’s “Doin’ It With Dr. V” was inspired by a bunch of letters I received from straight gals who have been fantasizing about sexy times with other women. Some wonder how normal it is, some wonder if it’s just a phase, some wonder if they’re just bored.  But no matter what the reason is, there’s only one thing to do. You should indulge yourself—I certainly have! So here’s my advice on lovin’ a lady based on my experience. As for the rest of you, keep those letters coming. You know I just love to read your smut too! To send me a question or suggest a topic for a future “Doin’ It With Dr. V,” email me!

Emotional cripples. Religious zealots. Man-babies. My recent dating roster could serve as a police lineup of degenerates, liars, and serious let downs. Naturally, I’m hypersensitive to red flags these days. So when a guy I’m interested in tells me—post hook-up—that he’s a “nasty little bisexual,” shouldn’t I run? Perhaps. But once I got the initial panic out of the way (okay, I called my friend and frantically yelled: “911! 911!”), I let his confession marinate. Then I decided I’m not going anywhere. Or, if I do, it’ll have nothing to do with his half-gayness. 

Everywhere I turn, there’s a new set of twins, with four big boobs, two heightened libidos, and a camera. 2008 was all about two things: bisexuality and twins. Tila Tequila made a name for herself as a bisexual woman looking for love, while Lindsay Lohan came out and met the Ronson of her dreams. And everyone had twins this year—Brangelina, J. Lo, Nancy Grace, the list goes on. But in 2009, being bisexual and having twins isn’t going to get headlines—to be a STAR, you’ll need to be BOTH. Hugh Hefner just added two new Playmates to his mansion—twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. This scenario makes my brain and my tummy hurt, because I can’t help but wonder if they get it on with Hef TOGETHER. Likewise, the new season of “A Shot At Love” is actually a “Double Shot” and features the “Ikki” twins, Rikki and Vikki, who are trying to find a perfect match amongst a pool of sexy beefcakes and hot lesbians. Meanwhile, at New York club The Box, the hottest featured act is the Porcelain TwinZ, who put on a fetish-burlesque show. What’s next? Mary-Kate and Ashley doing porn? “Sweet Valley High” erotica?

Girls making out, faux lesbianism, Girls Gone Wild spectacles are kind of de rigeur it seems like, but it’s harder than you’d think to find actual songs about girls hooking up that aren’t written by lesbian musicians like The Indigo Girls. I delved deep into the interweb in search of the most salacious lyrics about ladies being hot for other ladies. The top five starts off with:

5. “I kissed a girl/Her lips were sweet/She was just like kissing me/Kissed a girl won’t change the world/But I’m so glad/I kissed a girl!”—Jill Sobule, “Kissed A Girl”
Was this pre-Girls Gone Wild? I’m not sure, but either way, the song is rather carefree and fun, though I swear I cannot tell Jill from her mid-90s counterparts Tracy Bonham and Joan Osbourne. Anyway, is kissing a girl really like making out with yourself? I don’t think so. My one experience kissing a girl was terrible though, so what do I know?

Remember Tila Tequila?  As MTV’s A Shot at Love serves up a second round, I’m reflecting on season one, when I first fell for Tila.  A bisexual bachelorette sitting pretty on the fence? So my thing. And you know what?  I believed in Tila Tequila.  Right up until the finale, when she gushed to the winner, “In the end, I chose a man…I can be your wifey!”  Wait…wifey?! We’re supposed to be progressing here.  Bicurious experimentation is practically a right of passage for college women – and that’s ballin’ for sexual liberation.  In fact, according to a study by the CDC’s National Center for Health Statistics, same-sex sexual encounters between women have nearly tripled in the last decade. What’s the full scoop?  Campus Confidential takes you undercover(s)!

Okay, remember how we told you that John Mayer and Perez Hilton made out and we barfed in our mouths a little? Well John has been denying it and sort of crapping on Perez in various interviews. Not that we love ol’ P-Nasty, but he’s not really someone you wanna go to war with. Anyway, Perez says he took a lie detector test, filmed himself in the process, and will be posting the vid on his site later today. Something tells us the result are….he’s telling the truth! Let this be a lesson, ladies—never make out with someone who BLOGS for a living. Oh….wait. [Perez Hilton]

On Monday’s episode of our favorite daytime talk show ever, The Tyra Show, the supermodel discussed the “trend” of bisexuality. Tyra mainly discussed bisexuality as a trend amongst women—let’s face it, two chicks doing it is a fantasy for most men, while two dudes doing it is considered “gay” and “gross” (unless you’re our friend Lindsay, who loves herself some gay male porn!). We don’t really think that bisexuality is much of trend, so much as a sign that people are more open-minded sexually in general—but we were super psyched to take Tyra’s on-hand shrink’s “bisexuality test.” Surprise, surprise! We’re totally bi—mainly because we think Tila Tequila (who was a guest on the episode) is hot, have kissed a girl, and enjoy the occasional girl-on-girl porn. So how do you rate? Take Tyra’s Bi-Sexuality Quiz and share your results, if you want, in the comments. {The Tyra Show]