My mom and I are a lot alike, but one way in which we differ is that she loves bird and I think they are gross not cool dinosaurs. Especially the big ones. GAG. So, my mom loves to send me photos of birds she thinks are beautiful but knows will scare me — it’s a bonding thing. But when she posted this video on her Facebook page, featuring a crow who is using an old mayonnaise lid to SLED DOWN A DAMN ROOF, I was like, “Bird, I respect you for that.” I am down with his DIY snow day fun. It is almost cute. Okay, it is cute, but don’t tell anyone I said that. [Death & Taxes]
Pamela Brun of Chesterfield, Virginia, had a stressful few hours when she lost her wedding rings on the same day her husband was having open heart surgery. Fortunately, her rings were returned by a good Samaritan. But what was Pamela doing when she lost her rings? Oh, just changing her bird’s diaper. Keep reading »
My friends, family and coworkers always make fun of me for my terrifying fear of birds. Just watch this video of a fucking eagle swooping in and attempting to snatch a toddler and then try and tell me that these flying dinosaurs aren’t full of pure evil.
Noooooo. Birds, especially large human-sized birds are my biggest fear. I’m suddenly very, very scared of Jennifer Lawrence. WTF, W magazine?!
Well, isn’t this quite a little riddle. When can a penguin — a bird that absolutely can’t normally fly — take to the sky? When it’s on a plane, silly. These two tuxedo-ed little guys were flying first class — naturally — from San Antonio to Atlanta. [YouTube]
I think about a lot of things when I get dressed in the morning. I consider the pros and cons of shapewear. I come up with brilliant comebacks that would have been useful 3 years ago. I realize that I kind of miss the Macarena dance. And the other day I found myself thinking, I wonder if Charles Darwin would like my outfit? Instead of psychoanalyzing my need for approval from the father of evolution, I thought I’d make a list of modern day trends that Mr. Darwin might be into. So here we go…
I’m not going to lie; even though I kind of, sort of hate her (and I know it’s wrong
to feel hate towards a child, even a famous one), I am kind of obsessed with Willow Smith
‘s single “Whip My Hair.”
But you know who loves it more? This cockatoo. And it really knows how to get down to the beat too. Keep reading »