Posts tagged "birds"

No Thanks: Wild Turkey Enters Woman’s Home, Sits On Vanity, Lies In Wait

Your friendly reminder that birds are NOT OKAY.

Megan Reynolds | April 30, 2015 - 5:30 pm

Seattle Girl Receives Jeweled Gifts From Crow Friends

This is not a fairy tale or a “Portlandia” sketch. This is real life eight year old Seattle native Gabi Mann, who routinely receives trinkets from her garden’s visiting crows…

Katrin Higher | March 1, 2015 - 9:30 am

Owls Are Creeps And This Video Proves It

I have gone on record as a person who, with a few exceptions (teeny tiny sparrows that stay at least five feet away from me), hates birds. I mean, I…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 11, 2014 - 11:30 am

Crow Makes Sled Out Of Mayonnaise Lid, Has Best Snow Day Ever

My mom and I are a lot alike, but one way in which we differ is that she loves bird and I think they are gross not cool dinosaurs. Especially…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 14, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Woman Loses Her Wedding Rings While Changing Her Bird’s Diaper – You Know, The Usual

Pamela Brun of Chesterfield, Virginia, had a stressful few hours when she lost her wedding rings on the same day her husband was having open heart surgery. Fortunately, her rings…

Claire Hannum | November 17, 2013 - 11:00 am

Worst Nightmare: Eagle Tries To Snatch Toddler

My friends, family and coworkers always make fun of me for my terrifying fear of birds. Just watch this video of a fucking eagle swooping in and attempting to snatch…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 19, 2012 - 10:20 am

Man Gobbles At Turkeys, Turkeys Gobble Back, Amelia Cringes

This is Amelia’s self-proclaimed worst nightmare, but I don’t know. I hear turkeys are kind of social animals, and this video of a man gobbling at them, and them gobbling…

Julie Gerstein | November 22, 2012 - 5:00 pm

Jennifer Lawrence’s W Magazine Shoot Is My Worst Nightmare

Noooooo. Birds, especially large human-sized birds are my biggest fear. I’m suddenly very, very scared of Jennifer Lawrence. WTF, W magazine?!

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 14, 2012 - 9:40 am

Actually, Penguins Can Fly

Well, isn’t this quite a little riddle. When can a penguin — a bird that absolutely can’t normally fly — take to the sky? When it’s on a plane, silly.

Julie Gerstein | March 11, 2012 - 4:00 pm

5 Current Trends Charles Darwin Would Probably Be Into

I think about a lot of things when I get dressed in the morning. I consider the pros and cons of shapewear. I come up with brilliant comebacks that would…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | October 13, 2011 - 2:00 pm

This Cockatoo Flaps Its Wings Back And Forth

I’m not going to lie; even though I kind of, sort of hate her (and I know it’s wrong to feel hate towards a child, even a famous one),…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 21, 2010 - 6:45 pm

Hump Day Cuteness: So Cute Little Birds!

I don’t know what kind of birds these are, but, dang, they’re cute. [Digg]…

Susannah Breslin | June 9, 2010 - 3:40 pm

Bird Finds Happiness Between Woman’s Breasts

In the avian world, they call this a “boob-cozy.”…

Susannah Breslin | May 19, 2010 - 5:40 pm

The Daily Squeeze: No Sex In Space Movie & Male Birds’ Singing

Virgin Galactic, the company planning on taking wealthy tourists to the edge of the atmosphere, has turned down a $1 million-offer for a sex-in-spacce movie. [Fox news]
The Indian Health…

Catherine Strawn | October 3, 2008 - 12:30 pm

British Birds In Love

A swan couple in England that has been together for seven years was forced to spend 10 days apart after the male was attacked by a dog. The dog severely…

Catherine Strawn | July 14, 2008 - 5:30 pm

Crave: Teeny-Tiny Bird Earrings

These are so dainty and sweet, and totally cheap considering they’re sterling silver. Gimme gimme. [$20,]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 3, 2008 - 3:00 pm

Crave: A Poster With A Bird, A French Fry, And A Message

This poster makes us sigh and laugh…oh, and hungry. [Etsy via Coveiter] [Photo:]

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 17, 2008 - 5:30 pm