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Entertainment

Harley the Cockatoo has a heart of stone…or plastic, or whatever. She is basically in full destructo mode when it comes to stacks of cups in her living room.

Same, Harley, same.

Also, her expression at the end is priceless…

F*&% THOSE CUP TOWERS.

[Mashable] … READ MORE »


News

The bucolic village of Briscombe, England is under attack. Elderly residents of the Hope Mill Park area are living in fear, persecuted by a pair of elegant yet deadly swans who have finally decided to take back the land that was rightfully theirs. After years of peaceful coexistence, the swans have taken up the good… READ MORE »


Style

I’m not going to frame this as anything other than a trickle of hunk images, because you all knew what you were signing up for when you clicked “Thirsty Thursday.” So without further adieu, here he is: Dr. Evan Antin. READ MORE »


News

Your friendly reminder that birds are NOT OKAY. READ MORE »


News

This is not a fairy tale or a “Portlandia” sketch. This is real life eight year old Seattle native Gabi Mann, who routinely receives trinkets from her garden’s visiting crows as a thank you for feeding them regularly.

Gabi has been feeding her crow friends since she was two years old and has… READ MORE »


News

I have gone on record as a person who, with a few exceptions (teeny tiny sparrows that stay at least five feet away from me), hates birds. I mean, I recognize they’re importance to the overall eco system, so it’s not like I want them all to die, though I am certainly happy to eat… READ MORE »


Entertainment

My mom and I are a lot alike, but one way in which we differ is that she loves bird and I think they are gross not cool dinosaurs. Especially the big ones. GAG. So, my mom loves to send me photos of birds she thinks are beautiful but knows will scare me — it’s… READ MORE »


News

Pamela Brun of Chesterfield, Virginia, had a stressful few hours when she lost her wedding rings on the same day her husband was having open heart surgery. Fortunately, her rings were returned by a good Samaritan. But what was Pamela doing when she lost her rings? Oh, just changing her bird’s diaper.   … READ MORE »


Entertainment

My friends, family and coworkers always make fun of me for my terrifying fear of birds. Just watch this video of a fucking eagle swooping in and attempting to snatch a toddler and then try and tell me that these flying dinosaurs aren’t full of pure evil. … READ MORE »


Entertainment

This is Amelia’s self-proclaimed worst nightmare, but I don’t know. I hear turkeys are kind of social animals, and this video of a man gobbling at them, and them gobbling back is pretty hilarious. Plus, a gaggle of turkeys gobbling sounds pretty much like the laugh track to any and every stupid sitcom. I approve! READ MORE »


Celebs

Noooooo. Birds, especially large human-sized birds are my biggest fear. I’m suddenly very, very scared of Jennifer Lawrence. WTF, W magazine?! … READ MORE »


Entertainment

Well, isn’t this quite a little riddle. When can a penguin — a bird that absolutely can’t normally fly — take to the sky? When it’s on a plane, silly. These two tuxedo-ed little guys were flying first class — naturally — from San Antonio to Atlanta. [YouTube] … READ MORE »


galleries

I think about a lot of things when I get dressed in the morning. I consider the pros and cons of shapewear. I come up with brilliant comebacks that would have been useful 3 years ago. I realize that I kind of miss the Macarena dance. And the other day I found myself thinking, IREAD MORE »


Entertainment

I’m not going to lie; even though I kind of, sort of hate her (and I know it’s wrong to feel hate towards a child, even a famous one), I am kind of obsessed with Willow Smith’s single “Whip My Hair.” But you know who loves it more? This cockatoo. And it really knows… READ MORE »


News

I don’t know what kind of birds these are, but, dang, they’re cute. [Digg] … READ MORE »


News

In the avian world, they call this a “boob-cozy.” … READ MORE »


News

Virgin Galactic, the company planning on taking wealthy tourists to the edge of the atmosphere, has turned down a $1 million-offer for a sex-in-spacce movie. [Fox news]
The Indian Health Minister wants to legalize homosexuality, which is currently a crime with the punishment of life in prison, so that they can focus on fighting HIV/AIDS. READ MORE »


Love & Sex

A swan couple in England that has been together for seven years was forced to spend 10 days apart after the male was attacked by a dog. The dog severely injured the poor guy’s left wing, and the swan had to be rescued by firefighters in a boat, treated by a vet, and nursed back… READ MORE »


Style

These are so dainty and sweet, and totally cheap considering they’re sterling silver. Gimme gimme. [$20, Elsewares.com] … READ MORE »


Style

This poster makes us sigh and laugh…oh, and hungry. [Etsy via Coveiter] [Photo: Etsy.com]READ MORE »