Posts tagged "birds"

Elderly Residents Of Bucolic British Town Gun Down Terroristic Swans With Supersoakers

The bucolic village of Briscombe, England is under attack. Elderly residents of the Hope Mill Park area are living in fear, persecuted by a pair of elegant yet deadly swans…

Megan Reynolds | February 2, 2016 - 3:30 pm

Thirsty Thursday: Check Out This Gorgeous Vet

I’m not going to frame this as anything other than a trickle of hunk images, because you all knew what you were signing up for when you clicked “Thirsty Thursday.”

Bronwyn Isaac | January 28, 2016 - 6:30 pm

No Thanks: Wild Turkey Enters Woman’s Home, Sits On Vanity, Lies In Wait

Your friendly reminder that birds are NOT OKAY.

Megan Reynolds | April 30, 2015 - 5:30 pm

Seattle Girl Receives Jeweled Gifts From Crow Friends

This is not a fairy tale or a “Portlandia” sketch. This is real life eight year old Seattle native Gabi Mann, who routinely receives trinkets from her garden’s visiting crows…

Katrin Higher | March 1, 2015 - 9:30 am

Owls Are Creeps And This Video Proves It

I have gone on record as a person who, with a few exceptions (teeny tiny sparrows that stay at least five feet away from me), hates birds. I mean, I…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 11, 2014 - 11:30 am

Crow Makes Sled Out Of Mayonnaise Lid, Has Best Snow Day Ever

My mom and I are a lot alike, but one way in which we differ is that she loves bird and I think they are gross not cool dinosaurs. Especially…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 14, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Woman Loses Her Wedding Rings While Changing Her Bird’s Diaper – You Know, The Usual

Pamela Brun of Chesterfield, Virginia, had a stressful few hours when she lost her wedding rings on the same day her husband was having open heart surgery. Fortunately, her rings…

Claire Hannum | November 17, 2013 - 11:00 am

Worst Nightmare: Eagle Tries To Snatch Toddler

My friends, family and coworkers always make fun of me for my terrifying fear of birds. Just watch this video of a fucking eagle swooping in and attempting to snatch…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 19, 2012 - 10:20 am

Man Gobbles At Turkeys, Turkeys Gobble Back, Amelia Cringes

This is Amelia’s self-proclaimed worst nightmare, but I don’t know. I hear turkeys are kind of social animals, and this video of a man gobbling at them, and them gobbling…

Julie Gerstein | November 22, 2012 - 5:00 pm

Jennifer Lawrence’s W Magazine Shoot Is My Worst Nightmare

Noooooo. Birds, especially large human-sized birds are my biggest fear. I’m suddenly very, very scared of Jennifer Lawrence. WTF, W magazine?! …

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 14, 2012 - 9:40 am

Actually, Penguins Can Fly

Well, isn’t this quite a little riddle. When can a penguin — a bird that absolutely can’t normally fly — take to the sky? When it’s on a plane, silly.

Julie Gerstein | March 11, 2012 - 4:00 pm

5 Current Trends Charles Darwin Would Probably Be Into

I think about a lot of things when I get dressed in the morning. I consider the pros and cons of shapewear. I come up with brilliant comebacks that would…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | October 13, 2011 - 2:00 pm

This Cockatoo Flaps Its Wings Back And Forth

I’m not going to lie; even though I kind of, sort of hate her (and I know it’s wrong to feel hate towards a child, even a famous one),…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 21, 2010 - 6:45 pm

Hump Day Cuteness: So Cute Little Birds!

I don’t know what kind of birds these are, but, dang, they’re cute. [Digg] …

Susannah Breslin | June 9, 2010 - 3:40 pm

Bird Finds Happiness Between Woman’s Breasts

In the avian world, they call this a “boob-cozy.” …

Susannah Breslin | May 19, 2010 - 5:40 pm

The Daily Squeeze: No Sex In Space Movie & Male Birds’ Singing

Virgin Galactic, the company planning on taking wealthy tourists to the edge of the atmosphere, has turned down a $1 million-offer for a sex-in-spacce movie. [Fox news]
The Indian Health…

Catherine Strawn | October 3, 2008 - 12:30 pm

British Birds In Love

A swan couple in England that has been together for seven years was forced to spend 10 days apart after the male was attacked by a dog. The dog severely…

Catherine Strawn | July 14, 2008 - 5:30 pm

Crave: Teeny-Tiny Bird Earrings

These are so dainty and sweet, and totally cheap considering they’re sterling silver. Gimme gimme. [$20, Elsewares.com] …

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 3, 2008 - 3:00 pm

Crave: A Poster With A Bird, A French Fry, And A Message

This poster makes us sigh and laugh…oh, and hungry. [Etsy via Coveiter] [Photo: Etsy.com]

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 17, 2008 - 5:30 pm