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Billy Ray Cyrus’ “Hip Hop” Version Of “Achy Breaky Heart” Is Literally The Most Terrible Noise To Be Recorded In History

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WARNING: Ears May Bleed

Everything about “Achy Breaky 2″ — the “hip hop” version of “Achy Breaky Heart” by the rapper Buck 22 and Billy Ray Cyrus — is an embarrassment to vibrations we call “sound.” I don’t think anyone would call this monstrosity “hip hop.” Or country music. Or a song, really. From the sexy alien ladies twerking, to the appearance by Larry King, to the reference to his daughter Miley’s song “Wrecking Ball,” it’s more like a cesspool of poor decision-making. Watch — and listen! — at your own risk. The Cyrus family might be a greater threat to the quality of American pop culture than originally thought. [YouTube]

RIP Society: Billy Ray Cyrus Just Recorded A “Hip Hop Version” of “Achy Breaky Heart”

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Just in case you had high hopes for better country music in 2014, Larry King has some very troubling news for you. Let’s all hope Billy Ray’s hip hop rebrand doesn’t include any twerking tips from Miley. [Saving Country Music]

Help, Billy Ray Cyrus And Fred Durst Sang A Song Together

Billy Ray Cyrus performs with Fred Durst
Nooooooooooo!

The only reason I feel any sort of sympathy or human compassion for Miley Cyrus today, or ever, is because her dad just performed a song alongside Fred Durst on “The Arsenio Hall Show.” Worst nightmares realized. Like, I would be so embarrassed if my dad were to so much as breathe the same air as Fred Durst, especially if my dad were already Billy Ray Cyrus. I thank god every day that my dad is my dad and not Billy Ray Cyrus.

Billy Ray Cyrus Totally Woulda Been Twerkin’ If He Had A Foam Finger Like Miley

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  • Billy Ray Cyrus on Miley’s twerkin’ at the VMAs, according to Miley’s Twitter: “Mile, if twerkin woulda been invented…. And I had a foam finger…. I woulda done the same thang you did.” [Twitter]
  • As for Miley’s fiance Liam Hemsworth? According to The New York Post, “Liam really does care about Miley, but her racy new look and sort of ghetto attitude isn’t exactly what he signed up for.” [Page Six]
  • Kyle Chandler, aka Coach Eric Taylor, says that he’s not interested in doing a “Friday Night Lights” movie and that he likes the way the TV series ended. To quote a friend of mine upon reading this news, “I FEEL PERSONALLY BETRAYED.” Coach Taylor, why you gotta be like that?! [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

The Cyruses Are One Big Happy Family Again

Spoiler alert! On this morning’s episode of “The View,” Billy Ray Cyrus will divulge that he and Trish are back together. Following in the grand celebrity tradition, Billy Ray has called off his divorce. “I want to put my family back together,” he said (err, will say). “Things are the best they’ve ever been… I feel like I got my Miley back. I feel like we’re the daddy and daughter we were before Hannah Montana.” I guess this goes to show that if you complain about it to GQ, it will come. Congrats to the Cyruses, on being a cohesive clan once again. [People] Keep reading »

Quickies: Miley’s Mad At Blabby Billy Ray & Ivanka Trump’s Fame-Whore Stalker

  • Miley Cyrus is reportedly “furious” that her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, blabbed to GQ about how the success of “Hanna Montana” “destroyed” his family. You might even say she’s got an achy breaky heart. [Celebuzz]
  • Lady Gaga is on the “drunk diet.” Um, I think the Frisky staff is on that diet, too. [PopEater]
  • Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: back on again? Those two are drama with a capital “D.” [The Superficial]

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