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Bill Clinton Visits North Korea To Free Laura Ling And Euna Lee

Bill Clinton to the rescue! Slick Willy is currently in North Korea, trying to negotiate the release of American journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee, who’ve been sentenced to 12 years of hard labor for “illegal activity” after entering North Korea to report on Korean refugees. North Korea’s nuclear negotiator, Kim Kye Gwan, greeted Clinto…

By: Nikki Dowling / August 4, 2009

Hard Balls: Chris Matthews Dishes On Bill Clinton’s Secret To Sex-cess

“Hard Ball”’s Chris Matthews dropped by Craig Ferguson’s show to promote his new book for twentysomethings, The Hardball Handbook: How To Win At Life. In it, Matthews applies politicians’ techniques to everyday problems politicians don’t care about, like your love life. Since it’s “The Late Late Show,” Chris gets down and dishes the…

By: Simcha / June 11, 2009

Star Couplings: Sienna Miller Is Dating A Man That Isn’t Dating Someone Else

Sources say Sienna Miller is dating Josh Hartnett now that she’s no longer attached to Balthazar Getty. [Dlisted] — This chick never learned the word “single,” did she?
Jennifer Love Hewitt bedazzles shirts to sell at boyfriend Jamie Kennedy’s merchandise table when he performs at comedy clubs, and she runs the table, too. [Perez Hilton]…

By: Annika Harris / May 19, 2009

The Top 10 Sexy Ugly Guys We’d Love To Love

Ugly can be so cute. Case in point: Trolls! What girl can resist one of those cuties? But now that we’re grown up, our tastes have gotten more sophisticated and translated from dolls to men. We’ve all found ourselves drooling over some piece of ass of our friends would call a “butterface.” Who cares?! So…

By: Simcha / September 12, 2008

The Bathroom Situation At The 2008 Democratic National Convention

The city of Denver’s official website says there are about 50,000 people attending the 2008 Democratic National Convention, including delegates, visitors, politicians and media. That’s a whole lot of people. And what do these people do, besides wave signs that read, “Unity” and shout “Yes, we can!”? They consume food and beverages and, therefore, have…

By: Catherine Strawn / August 27, 2008

Presidential Candidates’ Spouses Participate In Cookie Bake-Off

Every year, Family Circle magazine has a cookie-off among the potential first spouses’ recipes, and the vote often goes the same way as general election. In 2004, Teresa Heinz Kerry’s pumpkin spice cookies lost to Laura Bush’s oatmeal chocolate chunk cookies; in 2000, Laura’s Texas Governor’s Mansion Cowboy cookies beat Tipper Gore’s ginger snaps; and…

By: Catherine Strawn / June 16, 2008

Star Couplings: Gwyneth Paltrow May Have Another Baby, If She Can Muster Up The Macrobiotic Energy

Gwyneth Paltrow told Harper’s Bazaar that even though she had a hard time during her two pregnancies, she may force herself to have another baby because the results are worth it. [Just Jared]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 4, 2008

Has Bill Clinton Been A Naughty Boy Again…And Again…And Again?

We take everything we hear on Fox News with a grain of salt, but being that they’re only reporting on a story that’s in the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair, we’ll give this rumor a little credence. According to an expose on the former-President in VF, Clinton has been dilly-dallying with many wome…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 2, 2008

Chelsea Clinton Shuts ‘Em Down

Yesterday at an event in support of Hillary Clinton (who was not present) a man asked Chelsea Clinton whether she thought the Monica Lewinski scandal affected her mother’s credibility. This is how Chelsea answered. Honestly, I have mixed feelings about whether or not that whole debacle should be addressed by Hillary and/or Bill,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 27, 2008

Hillary Clinton Was Within 1000 Feet Of The Oval Office Bathroom On Blue-Dress-Stain Day!

The news wires are all abuzz because a review of Senator Clinton’s just released-schedule during her eight years as First Lady reveals that she had appointments at the White House on the day her husband, President Bill, had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky. OMG? We’re not sure what the big deal is, other than President…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 19, 2008

Gennifer Flowers: Sex, Lies, and Audio Tapes

Gennifer Flowers, the self-proclaimed “charismatic actress, comedienne, and singer,” is better known for her recordings of President Clinton. The pair allegedly had a 12-year affair that was exposed during his 1992 Presidential campaign. Memorably, Flowers called a press conference to play taped phone conversations in which they called each other “honey.” While Flowers claims she…

By: Simcha / February 27, 2008

Bill Clinton Says He “Kind of Liked To See Barack And Hillary Fight”

Bill Clinton, distinguished former president, author, lawyer, oral sex aficionado, and humanitarian, has now become a fight promoter. While addressing a church crowd in Greenville, S.C., the potential first First Man suggested that he “kind of liked to see Barack and Hillary fight.” Whoa there tiger! As if the verbal mud slinging hasn’t been graphic…

By: Simcha / January 23, 2008
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