Revelation! Bill Maher is a d-bag. About 20 seconds into this clip of his “New Rule” routine, he says:

“New rule: stop acting surprised someone choked Tila Tequila! The surprise is that someone hasn’t choked this bitch sooner.

Oh no, he did not go there.

Brad Pitt stopped by the set of “Real Time” Friday night and chatted with Bill Maher about his pro-gay marriage, pro-pot, and anti-religion stance. “What is it you don’t like about religion?” Maher asked.

“You know, I grew up in a religious family, in a religious community and it just doesn’t make sense to me. It just doesn’t work for me in the long run,” Pitt said. “I never wanted to step on anyone else’s religion and their beliefs—that’s what’s great about our country—until I started seeing it defining policy. ... Like gay marriage, you have a group of people telling other people how to live their lives, and you can’t do that.”